then they both chill like Han Solo for another 45 minutes.
xp
― pplains, Friday, 16 March 2012 01:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
speaking of creepy animatronic lincoln, here's a video of him breaking down mid-speech:
― an electronic plaque of Abraham Lincoln's assassination (reddening), Friday, 16 March 2012 07:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
― pplains, Friday, 16 March 2012 14:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
it was my sister's turn to alert me to important disney news:
― techno pink (reddening), Sunday, 8 April 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
ngl my immediate reaction was "hmmm, if i were to give birth inside disneyland, i wonder where i'd do it"
― techno pink (reddening), Sunday, 8 April 2012 21:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
feel like there's something sinister going on here, we are not being told the "whole story."
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
feel like the disney characters are waving larry forward to "bring out the kid in him" via his intestines
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
boy in the striped shirt gets a kickback, really gets off on the gentle trust in the eyes of his victims
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
is pluto playful waving his ear, or is he surreptitiously making the "hanged man" gesture as a way of mocking larry's fatal ignorance?
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
who knew tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum were the muscle.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
Was it Disney that used to have the ad of the parents becoming children so by the end of the ad, the mom was a little girl standing next to her son?
wasn't weird at all
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
13 days to go!
― fka snush (remy bean), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
why the hell would you go to Disneyland so very pregnant
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
babies born in the park get a lifetime pass iirc
― Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
no, that's only if your roommate kills himself on the Matterhorn.
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
babies conceived in the park are banned for life iirc
― Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
but the placenta stays
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
placentas are interred underneath the park entrance's statue of Mickey and Walt iirc
― Disco Bob & MC Criminal (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
thanking u thread, i have stopped wondering where in the park i would have a baby and have moved on to "where in the park would i hide the placenta."
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
in the pineapple whip
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
put it in the display window of the turkey leg cart and see how long it takes anyone to notice
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
Two things I can't forgive: Cheney authorizing torture and Disney tourists in August tearing into turkey legs.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
a lot of people think the "haunted mansion" is childish and not very scary...but what if i told you that one of those old-fashioned trunks in the attic was literally packed with human placentas
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
what if I told you it was packed with 200-year-old turkey legs
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
Haunted Mansion rules, fuiud
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
the placenta and turkey legs are just the icing on the cake, to mix my metaphors a bit...
i love the haunted mansion too! but you gotta admit that if piles of human and/or turkey flesh were just kind of heaped everywhere throughout it would really take it to the next level
― techno pink (reddening), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
california adventure is getting a swinging new band of roaming entertainers called "five and dime." they play...instruments?
― supreme sundae (reddening), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
at last!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm going to give the artist the benefit of the doubt and assume that's meant to be a whimsical dr. seuss-style horn instrument, and not the tentacle porn it so strongly resembles
― supreme sundae (reddening), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
Buke And Gase takin off
― easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 April 2012 04:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
― supreme sundae (reddening), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
kid in blue-green-and-white shirt otm.
― pplains, Friday, 20 April 2012 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
Three days until I'm in Disney World! I am a little excited, obv., and I think I'm going to eat at Boma! Flavors of Africa and the gardeny food place in Epcot for my meals.
― fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
Be sure to sample those South African wines.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh my god i had to triple check to make sure kid in blue-green-and-white shirt wasn't my brother-- where is that pic from?
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
i saw it on the vintage disney tumblr, but it looks like it was originally posted on this blog. taken in 1988?
― supreme sundae (reddening), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
thanks! pretty sure its not him-- i dont think we made it to disney until '91 anyway-- pretty uncanny though!
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
disney changes "water-spouting fish" ride element because the piece of plastic going in and out of the fish's mouth looks too phallic. what is it with "the little mermaid" and phalluses, damn.
― supreme sundae (reddening), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
we need remy updates!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
just got back this morning - i'll aim to update later. had a great time, really loved epcot and animal kingdom. watched disney vets do gut surgery on a goat at the, err 'conservation station' and ate the best buffet food of my life at animal kingdom lodge. wish i'd stayed at the lodge, actually...
― fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
the fantasyland expansion looks very lovely, but it meant that the MK was greatly reduced. the new art of animation resort looks really amazing, also.
― fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
what do you mean reduced -- it's smaller?
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah. a lot of real estate has been taken over in the building of 'storybook circus.' it's hard to know what to expect – a very odd forced-perspective beauty and the beast castle is rising out of rocks installed behind constuction panels.
― fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 30 April 2012 22:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
when I went in February it looked like a physical expansion of Fantasyland not a foreshortening -- ugh.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
In a dozen trips since 2001 I STIlL haven't been to Animal Kingdom or the Lodge, despite hearing wonders about Jiko and its South African wine selection.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
Is there a book for strange disney facts & history?
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 26 May 2012 17:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
― toandos, Saturday, 26 May 2012 17:30 (11 months ago) Permalink