Which film critics do you trust (if any?)

i guess it's just not an issue i'm too passionate about haha! xp

ya i'm holding onto my staff job with my fingernails.

(as well as thinking about other options just in case...)

although to be honest my job involves editing & planning, i'm a section editor and not just a staff critic.

which would be a sweet job.

Honestly, I can see why it's an anomaly such things exist.

And I have to hope that's not just schadenfreude talking.

(FT film critic jobs, I mean)

ya. it's really NOT full-time work unless you take 8-16 hours to write a review.

That's exactly what MDA admitted on his blog. He said it was rare he ever put more than 15 hours in a week on the gig.

It could probably be more if you're the sole critic for a city paper. Chris Hewitt at the St. Paul Pioneer Press handles the duties entirely by himself, to the tune of 8-10 movies a week sometimes.

xp: How about 4 hours?

If I've ever taken longer than an hour or two on a review, it's because my computer is connected to the Internet and it's entirely too easy to get distracted. That said, I'm sure I've had a draft open for 8 hours every now and again, especially when I feel like I have to make the review 1500 words or more for those features, et al.

I'm just perpetually out of practice, tho. When we were doing the Brian De Palma thing and I had to do about half of the reviews myself, I ended up banging out 1000 words pretty quickly.

i write ridiculously fast (and i'm sure it shows!)

A lot of the reviews I write fast are the ones that my editors like the best, but are also the ones I feel the worst about.

When it comes down to it, even editors at alts are probably fine, thanks, without the writerly BS.

how do you mean?

I mean, if I give myself enough time, that's when I start making conscious "decisions" (to put it nicely) as a "writer" and adopting weird structural strategies, rather than just getting the damned review out on paper. And then it comes back with one paragraph annotated with a note from the editor saying something like "couldn't you just write 'The dog jumped over the fence.' here?" ... Exaggeration, but you know.

Most of my most liked reviews and essays are the ones I bang out the fastest – the equivalent of a band's B-side or single recorded for commercial reasons.

Eric OTM about how quickly one can write blurbs for weeklong or daylong features.

Seriously, if you're in practice and in routine (and work for a paper where your editorial staff remind you that sticking to appraisals of the story/script/performances is best), I can't imagine how easy it would be to be a FT blurbslinger.

But also how easy it would be to burn out on it.

Just ask Dickens.

Like my man Chuck D said
What a blogger know?

I don't even try to write well until I rewrite.

Now that's where I think taking a little extra time isn't a bad thing, because I always hand in my first draft.

I've read too much Henry James to let anyone look over my shoulder.

I think I went to the dictionary at least once in the midst of Eric's last Disney DVD review.

haha!

Most of my most liked reviews and essays are the ones I bang out the fastest – the equivalent of a band's B-side or single recorded for commercial reasons.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, May 16, 2008 6:19 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ya!

i think it really helps you as a writer to have to write lots of short fast things.

Writing short is harder, for sure.

Which word, MREs?

I think the only word I ever really stumped Ed on may have been crepuscular.

Ya, writing those 225 blurbs for City Pages was always a big chore. Those I would also send in as first drafts (at $30 a pop, I was not about to waste too much time on that), and frequently what I saw in print didn't even remotely resemble what I had submitted.

The trick is to squeeze the snark-per-syllable (SPS) count betwixt the synopsis.

And as for speed, I guess I dunno. This was probably one of the quickest reviews I've turned out as of late, and I think it's also one of the laziest.

I really have come to hate being on the Disney beat.

I don't remember, it wasn't "MREs." I'm hoping to stump Ed with refs to the Don Adams sitcom in my Get Smart review.

The Disney beat? Did you lose a bet?

xp Aristocats: OK, that'll do, I had to look up croque-monsieur!

(I saw that in '70 btw)

Ed must be hoping I'll crack (or, instead, write a review as tersely bitchy as the one I wrote about Bambi).

Haha, for that reference, I can thank the Food Network.

Eric, you could so get laid with that Evil Disney Misogyny stuff... if only...

Keep that sort of talk on the gay thread, dude.

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AV Club...which means that i'm going to see the Strangers

I'm reading Howard Hampton's book and realizing that he's probably better in small doses. This thing is mildly infuriating so far.

^^^OTM. I had the exact same experience with that book. The dude is a poor man's Greil Marcus.

So...do I give up? I paid real money for this thing, but I only have so much time and so many books to read!

I love writing short things, since most of the time I don't have that much to say about anything.

In which case, you might try publishing that post!