Baseball, Wisconsin and stupid mascot tricks

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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/11/sports/baseball/in-brewers-sausage-race-theyre-all-wieners.html?_r=1

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The sausages are considered mascots and have names.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Cinco the chorizo dons a sombrero. 3
Stosh, the Polish sausage, sports dark glasses and a rugby shirt. 2
The one with the mustache and the chef’s outfit is Guido, the Italian sausage. 2
Brett, the bratwurst, is identified by his lederhosen. 1
Frankie Furter, the hot dog, wears a baseball uniform. 1


the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

Guess Brett wasn't photogenic enough on the day.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

Also, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9kJw-kWQ8

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

http://chicagotough.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/bernie-brewer.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

I may be wrong on this but I think Polish wins more than anyone

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

There are probably a thousand more popular Mexican names than Cinco, what the fuck.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

Cinco the chorizo >>>>>> Chico the chorizo

the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

Cinco = #5

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

And it can also be a name, but not a very popular one.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

And yeah, better than Chico, thank god.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

btw do you really need to call this "stupid" opposed to other mascot tricks? the racing sausages have been duplicated in numerous other ballparks (Washington, Pittsburgh, and Arizona come to mind).

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

Think it was a Letterman ref, frogbs.

Ice Old Bee (jaymc), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3197/results.gif

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

no data on the playoffs, sorry

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

Cleveland Indians do the "Hot Dog Derby," a race between hot dog condiments: Ketchup, Mustard and Onion. But not relish. Or an actual hot dog, for reasons that are probably pretty obvious.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BsK3C9RnUo

Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan M. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

Baseball actually looks pretty fun when no one's actually playing.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

“The sausages don’t talk,” said Tyler Barnes, the team’s vice president for communications. “It’s one of the basic rules of racing meat.”

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

I really wish Bernie still slid into the beer mug, no idea why they took that away. Not to mention the classic logo:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t9cz_Wm8jtw/SelR4X2YkPI/AAAAAAAAALI/ZC5T-Pb1v20/s400/brewers+logo+classic.jpg

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

The Great Pittsburgh Pierogy Race N'at, commonly called the Great Pierogi Race, is an American mascot race between innings during a Pittsburgh Pirates baseball game that features four contestants racing in giant pierogi costumes: Jalapeño Hannah (green hat), Cheese Chester (yellow), Sauerkraut Saul (red) and Oliver Onion (purple).

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

frogbs, I got your back:
Cleverly designed corporate logos

Ice Old Bee (jaymc), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

This might be the appropriate thread to point out that the mustard they use at Clevelands stadium (Jacobs' Field) is the best Ive ever had.

You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

7 years ago:
Woman Hit By Bat During Sausage Race Retiring

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

Hell yeah, it is. And you can order it online: http://www.stadiummustard.com/

xp

Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan M. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

I really appreciate that link, that stuff rules

You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

Now I know what I want to be for Halloween next year, a giant pierogi.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

i really want to try that mustard

Bee OK, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:24 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link


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