PICK A STARCH: Pasta/Noodles vs Potatoes vs Rice

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I don't think we've had this specific question before, and ILE is due another food fight. What's your go-to starchy side dish?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Potatoes 37
Pasta 31
Rice 16


Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

p'daydo

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

Don't much but when I do it's far more likely to be noodles.

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

pasta, especially if we're including noodles in there.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

gnocchi, the best of both pasta and rice!

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

um potato rather

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

but seriously I eat more rice than either of the two.

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

brown rice

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

Oh please, potato in the twinkling of an eye (and half a stick of butter).

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

i hate potatoes.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

she is also made of potatoes iirc

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOTapJYlawU

Gred The Flopson (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

cant choose wont choose

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

potatoes can be many things and eaten at every meal

how is this even a contest

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

i have an entire cookbook devoted to potatoes fyi

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

i agree but rice

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

gotta be taters imo.

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

I did cook these potatoes once that we're very tasty, this is harder the more I think about it.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Dbn91hwsi7Q/TiHd6dUaoVI/AAAAAAAABMQ/Ofni_B1ixqs/s1600/5938982647_8f34a6474d.jpg

JacobSanders, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

RFI: delicious ways to cook potatoes that don't involve frying

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

bread > pasta > potatoes > rice

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

rice can be many things too fyi

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

Noodles are definitely included in the pasta category, selfheadslap for not mentioning that.

I don't know why I started a poll question that I can't answer, but this is impossible.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

like who drinks potato milk? NOBODY

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

I think I eat all 3 about equally? I am eating (halal cart-ified) rice right now but I think that's the easiest to rule out. pasta makes better dishes, but potatoes in their various greasy brunch forms = voting potatoes

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

for nutritional soundness & overall utility: rice
for TEXTURE & just b/c I really enjoy cooking w/ it: pasta
for sheer deliciousness (when fried & heavily salted): potatoes

I'm torn.

the island badger is an ageless pirate (Pillbox), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

I would imagine either the russians or the irish have invented potato milk and still occasionally drink it

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

dyao:

mashed
roasted
au gratin
scalloped

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

but rice milk is terrible!

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.oocities.org/athens/academy/1974/pictures/pictures/moloko.jpg

^potato milk, in a fashion

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

Congee, rice balls, rice pudding, that ball of sticky rice I put at the bottom of a bowl of tom kha
Baked potatoes, home fries, french fries, garlic mashed taters
luscious slurpy noodles in chicken soup, pad thai, fettucine with clam sauce

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

where do rice noodles fit into this equation?

the island badger is an ageless pirate (Pillbox), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

rice milk is awesome you mad

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

it is, how you say, a DREAM

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

rice noodles fall under 'potato'

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

where do rice noodles fit into this equation?

excellent question btw

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

God I love all of them. f I HAD to pick one it would be pasta. I love pasta a lot. I could probably eat it every day and never get sick of it. Mmmmmmm. Glorious pasta.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

I'd say rice noodles are more noodle than rice, but the floor is open to arguments

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Starches are the best.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

QUINOA

caek, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

would have chosen bread if that was an option; failing that, rice (which has breakfast capacities unfairly overlooked by many)

bentelec, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

which one of these can also make a delicious cereal AND desert

I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

potatoes have breakfast capacities far beyond what rice can offer

iatee, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

rice, easy

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

I am way into potatoes and have at two points in my life practically lived on them, they're marvelously versatile and a joy to cook with. So useful - water from boiling potatoes can be used in bread or in stock - one could spend all day listing the uses for the potato.

But rice is greater. Voted rice

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

Hoping for a 3-way tie tbh

Rice pudding, home fries, bowl of pho with noodles all valid breakfast options

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think we've had this specific question before

not quite:
Rice Vs Noodles

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

RFI: delicious ways to cook potatoes that don't involve frying

― dayo, Thursday, September 15, 2011 9:16 PM (13 minutes ago)

almost all of the good ways fyi

Scream, Fistula, Scream! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

Aimless, you philistine! Different pasta shapes affect the taste and the way they carry sauces and other add-ons!

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, September 27, 2011 4:54 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

I would really like a study done on this. spaghetti-o's win, right?

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

voting pasta cause its my favorite starch for eating AND cooking

i make a mean rice pilaf but otherwise am woefully inconsistent. pasta is easier imo

worship someone who actively despises you (m coleman), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

Depends on the sauce or what you're putting in it, dayo

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

what's the best pasta shape for picking up chunky tomato sauce?

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

but I consider that the various add ons and sauces are not inherent, but exigient, phenomena

Rice maybe served plain but it is almost always eaten in conjuction w/something else, like bread to a Frenchman. Potatoes may be eaten unadorned if need be, but I have never seen a potato loving ppl serve them that way if they have their druthers and whether it's broth or sauce or meatballs or whatever, if we're going to platonize pasta/noodles, they should be considered with and not without whatever inevitable else they'll be served with even if it's just salt and butter.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

dayo, maybe penne or orrechiete; some kind of pasta where the chunks can snuggle. Finer sauces are better with finer noodles like spaghetti or fettucine. I'm very far from being an expert and most of my Italian cooking is vegetables.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Which is funny, because every mom in the USA for the last 50 years has put chunky tomato sauce and/or bolognese sauce over spaghetti.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

In the interests of full disclosure, M. White and I have "a past" and philistine is not the worst he has called me. (scowls at M. White, bares teeth, growls)

Furthermore, I am quite happy eating plain brown basmati rice as a side dish and do so fairly often.

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

chunky tomato sauce w/ spaghetti is such a lose. I'm always left with a big puddle of sawce.

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

I would eat a plain baked or roasted fingerling with just salt if it was of good stock to begin with

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

Real bolognese isn't very chunky and as with their pizza, Americans sauce too much.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

I would eat a plain baked or roasted fingerling with just salt

Did this last weekend. It was delectable.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

That puddle of sauce is the payoff, if you have a nice garlicky crust of bread for dipping/wiping.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Real bolognese isn't very chunky and as with their pizza, Americans sauce too much.

otm x 3

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

if you have sauce left other you either had too much sauce or not enough bread

max, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

man it is rare that I have spaghetti with bread

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

this is a relevant thread btw

PASTA SANDWICH

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

I like sauce better than pasta. The sauce (plus cheese) is the GOOD part, the pasta is just a vehicle for it.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

Dayo, maybe use a potato?

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

mashed potatoes and tomato sauce... with pasta. has this been attempted before??

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

I like to like my pasta and I mistrust any dish where its so smothered that it's just a vehicle. I've been eating a lot more whole wheat pasta and soba recently, too.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

mashed potatoes and tomato sauce... with pasta. has this been attempted before??

Some college dorm, surely

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

More than any of these, though, I eat bread (for cheese) and I'm really liking farro a lot these days.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

can pasta handle sweet as well as rice can? never fond of pasta in ice cream/jelly.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

There's no need for any sweet starches, that's what ice cream is for.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

sweet noodle kugel

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

The very idea of it repulses me.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

sweet noodle kegels

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

There's no need for any sweet starches

my coconut rice pudding disagrees completely

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

Rice pudd totally grosses me out. So does flan, for that matter, so does that classic French dessert with carmelized sugar on top, so does any vanilla-and-egg flavored smushy thing.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://epicute.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/oeufs_costarde.jpg

dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

i did the pasta tasting menu at babbo once and they had an amazing pastry-like sweet pasta dessert dish

max, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't think that jimmy fallon ice cream with potato chip balls in it would be yummy, but it was. but spaghetti in my horchata...? nope.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck I don't want to be all Cpt Lorax and try and make a choice in this poll 10 mins too late, so have to choose now.

It's potatoes vs rice/risotto for me here. Rice/risotto is the food of Gods, and I couldn't choose between those two as a mere eating commodity. So, thinking of my grandparents who busted their asses during famine trying to cultivate and reap potatoes, I will vote that, in honor of them.

(but no man ever take away my risotto from me...)

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

Hoping for a 3-way tie tbh

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:30 PM (1 week ago)

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

me too. i think i voted for pasta but i literally live off of all 3.

some dude, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

so wrong

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

huh that was weird. I saw the results before the System posted.

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

it's obviously the potato

conrad, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

Slightly surprised.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

tubers 4 lyfe

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a potato partisan but but this showing for rice is ridiculous

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

It got my vote.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

WmC: Coconut rice pudding sounds really yummy. That is one thing I forgot, you can make sweets from rice but not potatoes, unless it's that sweet potato, brown sugar thing I am not a fan of.

*tera, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah WMC I know you posted the coconut rice pudding recipe once before but I don't remember where. Pls link again?

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

weird i thought ilx would go for rice big

some dude, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

I think I started from this one --

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Coconut-Rice-Pudding-109236

-- but fiddled with it and made it a bit easier. Basically I use 2 cups of cooked rice, 4 cups of milk, and a can of Coco Lopez cream of coconut, with a pinch of salt. Simmer together low and slow for 30-40 minutes until it's thick, add the vanilla at the end, as well as a bit of cinnamon if you like. Looking at some other recipes online, I might leave out the cinnamon and throw in a small chunk of fresh ginger while it's cooking next time.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

potatoes (not good plain)

― remy bean

this is some crazy talk! you are obviously not putting enough salt in your boiling water. plain rice/pasta, even salted, doesn't have the depth of flavour that a plain potato has.

just1n3, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link


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