terms of contempt (all-purpose, non-bigotted)

slimebag
crud-wad
dweeb

scumbag shitbird

fuckwad

p.o.s

Keep it classic, "massive fool" etc.

jerk

jackass

fuckdog

suckass

bitchstop

cumtool

total munch

ass bastard

jerkwad

chump

cad

bounder
blighter

rotter

vance

toolbox

and of course the obvious 'ILXor'

lamestain

pissbucket

shitbird

asstick

troglodyte

dickhole

dickweed

Moron
Idiot
Cockfarmer
Bumder

twit

rooty-poot

wazzock

chump

whistling shitbag

whig

wantwit

fuckwit

fuckface
douchebag
shithead
doucheface
shit-for-brains
usekess (all-purpose non-bigoted epithet of choice)

useLess i meant

dingbat

Non-bigoted includes gender neutral, right? I thought "dingbat" was generally aimed at women.

hate to break it to u but a lot of these are not gender-neutral

i've never thought of dingbat as gendered

i think of Edith Bunker whenever i hear "dingbat," FWIW.

Urban dictionary doesn't specify any gender for dingbat.

What about wingnut?

i'm fond of dimwit.

'dimwit' is bigotted imo. some people are born slow.

Though dingbat as an insult didn't appear until 1911, the word dingbat first appeared in the 19th century. It was, at first, a plastic term, able to be used in several different contexts. In fact, an 1895 entry in Dialect Notes suggested seven current definitions for dingbat, such as (1) Balls of dung on buttocks of sheep or cattle; (3) A flying missile; (7) An affectionate embrace of mothers hugging and kissing their children; or (8) A term of admiration ('They are regular ding-bats' (speaking of girls)). We can see, can't we, how America needed ORDER in this cacophonous situation. So around 1911 ding-bat took on another meaning, the one which dominates today--a term of disparagement denoting a foolish or stupid person. What fascinates me is that at first the term denoted a foolish man but then gradually morphed, as the century wore on, to refer to a foolish woman. With the advent of "All in the Family," a sitcom of the 1970s, where Archie Bunker continually referred to his wife Edith as a "dingbat," the feminine association of the term was seared into our consciousness.

history of dingbat. i was unaware of the acquired connotation.

xp: and some people, having been given an equal lot in life, are stil dumb as dirt.

how could you be unaware? the feminine association of the term was seared into our consciousness.

whey-face

I'll admit to being unattentive whenever All in the Family showed up on the tv.

"whey-face"!

Swan

Hand

dickbreeze

douchebag is my favourite ever.

douchebag is the worst one!

I just like the sound of it so much

douchebag is a pejorative term derived from a feminine care product = it is bigoted against women (or so some might argue).

cumbubble

No, no...douchebags are hygenic products. They should take it as a compliment.

an asswipe is also a hygienic product. i guess it's gender-neutral though since both sexes have to wipe their asses.

also, "asswipe" is a good all-purpose non-bigoted term of contempt.

chowderhead

timorous poultroon

Swan

Hand

― It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Sunday, September 4, 2011 3:47 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like these if they're for real, but what?

You hand.

http://www.museangel.net/insult.html

blackguard

dingbat

― Mellon Cholo and the Infinite Sanchez (kkvgz), Sunday, September 4, 2011 12:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Non-bigoted includes gender neutral, right? I thought "dingbat" was generally aimed at women.

― Halal Spaceboy (WmC), Sunday, September 4, 2011 12:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hate to break it to u but a lot of these are not gender-neutral

― old man yells at cloud-rap (bernard snowy), Sunday, September 4, 2011 1:32 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never thought of dingbat as gendered

― extremely loud and incredibly highbrow (history mayne), Sunday, September 4, 2011 1:40 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Heard dingbat the other day. "...and my mom's a dingbat, but his mom's a real dingbat." So definitely used in reference to women here, but the speaker was a woman.

Anyway:

Waste
Wastoid

clod

penarse (pronounces peenarse)

someone who is not only a penis, but also an arse

Swan

Hand

― It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Sunday, September 4, 2011 3:47 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like these if they're for real, but what?

― how's life, 27. marraskuuta 2012 20:30 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You hand.

― how's life, 27. marraskuuta 2012 20:37 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In colloquial Finnish, "hand" can actually be used to connote someone is clumsy or unable to do something... For example, "when it comes to fixing things, he's a total hand" would mean "he can't fix things". I have no idea where this usage comes from, it's possibly a corruption of "handy". (The Finnish word for "handy" is derived from the word "hand", just like in English.)

according to my son:

- hotdog
- dustbin
- smack-in-the-face

wtf lil hand hotdogs are awesome

fuckdog

my friend's son (age 6) also favours hotdog!

Might try to make "pie-finder" happen.

salon vs. slate vs. atlantic

lickspittle
toad-eater

shitbeard
fuckface

nilmar has been trying his best to make "nudnik" happen. : )

"fukken cumlord"

wand

Swan

Hand

― It was a Thursday night. I was working late... (dog latin), Sunday, September 4, 2011 3:47 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like these if they're for real, but what?

― how's life, 27. marraskuuta 2012 20:30 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You hand.

― how's life, 27. marraskuuta 2012 20:37 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone I know made these up, I think. But they work really well. 'Oh look what you've done, you swan!'