OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
HOMTRE R/UN THROGH GARADE??; .••FURNTURE JOKE__•• TV SAIS '' ''MART GROEN///IIING" '' THE SIMSONS {COMMENCE}

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

a new wrinkle from T✧✧@K✧✧.e✧✧??

Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is so good

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

I suppose I should I say Tim "at" KFC "dot" edu

Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Cowubrango.

fields of salmon, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

I vote latebloomer

Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
EVRY DAY I SEE:: IN SKY,, WORDDS "''THE SIMSONS''" ..... ANGELS SINGS MY SURNAME;;^
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M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

ALL THING ARE MILHORSE
1 Sep via UberSocial for BlackBerry

fields of salmon, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

how does he feel about the great viking/sleep debate?

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's that albanian spy kid's ultimate revenge.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

I vote latebloomer

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (43 minutes ago)

not me!

occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am dying here.

Ópen W. (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

love that ralph wiggum is "son of feared police"

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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dayo, Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

HATE A COWMAN

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

ALL THING ARE MILHORSE

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

COWUBRANGO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

BURNS MAN HAV//E SLAVE___ "'"SMITHRES"'" /// IN YUGOSLA:;IA WE ;KILL; HIS KIND //- BARTHE SIMDSON

going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

HOM ER HOMAIRE HOMMIR MY FATHER. FATHER. PLEAS MY LIFE HELL. MY LIFE IS HELL. HOMUHR. PAIN. HE BRING HURTS TO ME. HOMTRE.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

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sonderangerbot, Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

tempted to post "ALL THINGS ARE MILHORSE" to truth bombs thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

classic material imo

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

was gonna post it to buddhist thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

was gonna post it to every thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

milhorse is not meme milhorse all thing

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

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morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

I mean, so this is basically Hipster Runoff version of "bart get out i'm PISS"

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

I for one am happy to live in a world where there can be a "version" of a speech bubble on an erotic Simpsons drawing

Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

part of the humor in this for me is imagining it being read in the voice of a yugoslavian bart simpson

actually hearing it in yr head ups the lol quotient considerably

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

This actually is kind of a little like "chris, simpsons artist" if anyone's seen him?

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wait thats just his other drawings. Anyway: https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.165848826807082.38519.165754846816480&type=1

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

which simpsons episode was it that had eastern bloc itchy and scratchy

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

lmbo whiney

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp 'krusty gets kancelled':

known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 September 2011 12:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahaahha thank you merdeyeux. wish they'd show krusty's reaction too

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Brilliant. I think the first time I saw that, I replayed it about ten times.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 5 September 2011 13:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

Haha yeah Krusty's "what the hell was THAT!?" is gold.

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 23:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

def a something awful poster based on the follow list, not to mention tweeting style

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Let's see if I got this right:

Aimless, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

― ice cr?m, Monday, September 5, 2011 9:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some of these guys are p funny i think!!

max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah totes

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

"what the hell was that?" needs to be my ringtone.

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 03:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

naw

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:52 (1 week ago) Permalink

hm

markers, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:53 (1 week ago) Permalink

i just use the websyte or the tiwtter brand apps

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:53 (1 week ago) Permalink

lol me too

markers, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:54 (1 week ago) Permalink

feedbuzz is just a rebranded somethingawful site, not giving it any clicks

― 乒乓, Saturday, May 11, 2013 1:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wtf do you think tweetcru is

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

somethingawful, like the onion, is a lot funnier in 140 characters or less

乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:06 (1 week ago) Permalink

this is obv why the onion's twitter account is the crowning jewel of its media empire.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:42 (1 week ago) Permalink

Nobody reads an onion article past the headline

乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:47 (1 week ago) Permalink

mtv video game short attention span generation etc.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:47 (1 week ago) Permalink

nah like 1 out of every 50 onion articles are worth reading from start to finish, most of them feel overly workshopped, best move they did was moving to that paragraph format, i actually do read the entire paragaraph (only sometimes)

乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:49 (1 week ago) Permalink

anyone who thinks those feedbuzz articles are funnier than even the most average onion article is drunk

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:32 (1 week ago) Permalink

that site is literally a one-shot gag

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:33 (1 week ago) Permalink

you could say the same thing about @KattWillFerrell but that would miss the point entirely.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:22 (1 week ago) Permalink

the average onion article is pretty funny wtf

balls, Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

yeah dayo you're nuts

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:51 (1 week ago) Permalink

you could say the same thing about @KattWillFerrell but that would miss the point entirely.

― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

thats also p lame

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 May 2013 05:30 (1 week ago) Permalink

itt mom and dad fite

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 12 May 2013 07:34 (1 week ago) Permalink

lol i love kattwillferrell

max, Sunday, 12 May 2013 12:39 (1 week ago) Permalink

some of the weird twitter dudes are getting into it with a libertarian psychotic econoblog troll i 'follow'. worlds collide.

goole, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

haha who would that be

btw i think val kilmer possesses the finest account on twitter

乒乓, Monday, 13 May 2013 11:54 (1 week ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/333785323861581824

there's... a lot more

goole, Monday, 13 May 2013 13:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

the bro_pair/yglesias 'feud' has been literally my favorite internet thing

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 16:44 (1 week ago) Permalink

love a photo from val

ogmor, Monday, 13 May 2013 17:35 (1 week ago) Permalink

bro_pair is a little much for me, also wrote a horrendous article about yacht rock for jacobin

max, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:02 (1 week ago) Permalink

bro pair is the glenn greenwald of weird twitter, 90% denunciations

lag∞n, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

is he the same guy as mobute or just a guy who's like exactly the same

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

who can say really

lag∞n, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

also wrote a horrendous article about yacht rock for jacobin

― max, Monday, May 13, 2013 6:02 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:25 (1 week ago) Permalink

ya i had to unfollow bro pair at one point, 2 much

乒乓, Monday, 13 May 2013 19:13 (1 week ago) Permalink

this article is still so ridic http://jacobinmag.com/2012/09/the-yacht-rock-counterrevolution/

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 13 May 2013 19:46 (1 week ago) Permalink

Haha wow

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 13 May 2013 20:09 (1 week ago) Permalink

by General Gandhi

lmao

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 20:35 (1 week ago) Permalink

No, the importance of that mummery of an awards ceremony was not musical, but political and cultural – what it reflected about the garden of nightmares America had become.

lol gtfo here with that

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 May 2013 20:49 (1 week ago) Permalink

i loved that article, it was barmy

caek, Monday, 13 May 2013 21:54 (1 week ago) Permalink

jerry icy ‏@dangerousneil 30 Apr 12
is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Monday, 13 May 2013 22:19 (1 week ago) Permalink

everybody otm re: bro pair. i like mobute (though that gawker self-doxxing was the ugliest voluntary unmasking since kiss was promoting lick it up).

balls, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 05:15 (1 week ago) Permalink

mobute can turn a phrase. his breitbart obit was all time.

otoh this bro_pair brendle faceoff was great: http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/04/point-counterpoint-is-satire-even-thing.html

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 05:26 (1 week ago) Permalink

stolas ‏@prince_stolas 3m
@WIZARDISHUNGRY Your tail, if any, turns ruby and has an orgasm, then you become a teenager.

tryna throw us off the trail

乒乓, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:13 (1 week ago) Permalink

Greg @weedguy420boner
Pussy look like a *slowed down voice* soft shell crab

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:08 (2 days ago) Permalink

my favorite variant of that joke:

Celebrity
‏@FamousCeleb
*puffs on pipe* *turns pipe around and points while stroking chin with other hand* *clears throat* Pussy Look Like Fold Up Piece Of Ham

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:19 (2 days ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/_yourdm

0808ɹƃ (silby), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 06:40 (2 days ago) Permalink

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 1m
Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by a susie bell from las vegas

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:17 (2 days ago) Permalink

Eli Langer ‏@EliLanger 3m
@JoseCanseco Call 1-800-LAWYER. Use coupon code "Twitter" for 10% discount. Good luck.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:23 (2 days ago) Permalink

this is way fucked up

goole, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:53 (2 days ago) Permalink

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 8m
7027899844 this is susie bells number call her media ask her if she will take a polygraph.lol

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:58 (2 days ago) Permalink

posting her name, phone number and photos of her is next level escalation, well done jose. this will play well in any legal proceedings.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:59 (2 days ago) Permalink

uh

goole, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 18:02 (2 days ago) Permalink

good thing you reposted it in case the tweet gets deleted

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 May 2013 09:08 (Yesterday) Permalink

right??

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 23 May 2013 10:55 (Yesterday) Permalink

https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/337707333612359680

I love u val

乒乓, Thursday, 23 May 2013 23:13 (Yesterday) Permalink


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