Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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He barely appears to be there in his wiki photo

it's ok, but he is dreadful

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here noodles, quicker this way than reformatting

ooh sky's are a bit different

Sam Allardyce5/2
Dougie Freedman7/2
Lee Clark4/1
Steve Bruce6/1
Ian Holloway6/1
Gary Megson6/1
Gordon Strachan8/1
Paul Ince9/1
Alan Curbishley10/1
Gus Poyet10/1
Terry Connor12/1
Darren Ferguson16/1
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer16/1
Roy Keane20/1
Walter Smith25/1
Dave Jones25/1
Roberto Di Matteo25/1
Ray Wilkins25/1
Alan Shearer25/1
Phil Brown25/1
Glen Roeder33/1
Peter Taylor33/1
Graeme Souness33/1
Chris Hughton33/1
Nigel Adkins33/1

and by different i mean 'prep the noose'

already googling how to tie a slip knot

Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior has a silly haircut and also he is better than you: The Olympic Games 2012

'Arry's future squad of players to be kinda racist about: The Olympic Games Football 2012

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Gaitán but right back isn't up for a party: The Olympic Games (Football) 2012

A packed-out Hampden welcomes Belarus v Egypt, 2:30pm Wednesday 1 August 2012: Olympic Games Football

£40 for tickets for that match, down to £20 for the cheap seats, and unlike the earlier games it's not a double-header. I wonder just how low the attendance can go?

john terry is a cunt: 2012 olympic footie thread.

This Is The Only Year Britain Will Be Bothered To Enter: Olympic Footie Thread

not heard anything about agger to barca.

read somewhere that steven fletcher's conversion stats are amongst the best in the league. i really like him, wouldn't mind us making a mid for him this summer.

a bid. not a mid.

Be amazed if he's still at Wolves next season

charlie adam experiment will prevent such a move imo, tho finishers are a different beast

Because both of them & Dalglish are Scottish? I didn't know the Adam buy was chalked up to nationalistic bias.

Fletcher probably wouldn't be up for another relegation battle anyway.

Too many British players boxall. Or at least too many bad British players.

dunno about his conversion statistics but nb he stopped scoring months ago, old man deeply unimpressed with his work ethic, i say fuck a work ethic if you're scoring. if.

because they're both high-performing players from relegated teams- not a subset that traditionally get swooped for by the big boys, and adams didn't exactly make a great argument for it.

Ah I forgot about the relegation link. Were there any success stories from 10/11, other than Parker? Dann?

no, dann's had a mare

foster & larsson

although they werent signed off the back of great seasons if that's what the question was

Dann and Johnson both suck, maybe they need the magic of Big Eck to function "properly"

it was more whether anyone had gone to a cl ql challenging club, tbh

Parker, obv

hasn't he been shit since Spurs have gone to shit?

he's been ok imo, tho i know ilx spurs opinion may be otherwise. the midfield balance is rubbish and he has no defence to cover, as such, where we're really failing is in unlocking such stalwart defences as norwich or oh fuckit this joke's bitter can i get another pls

think only benny made more of a tit out of himself than parker did on saturday

I still rate Parker. Spurs biggest failure imho has been in scoring and that's not just Parker's failing.

if only on setpiece delivery alone the past ten games, bale and modric have been orders worse than parker has been in his function.

Fun fact: 41 of Jelavic's 44 goals for Rangers and Everton have been scored with his first touch

I tend to agree. I was once excited by Bale and rated Modric highly. Now Bale seems to run down the touchline and then lose possession and Modric's passing has been sub-par.

oh man, for a return to the days when bale ran down the touchline at all! I'd give me smaller bollock.

Modric has been quietly subpar- a yard short, not there for an ekotto layoff, no longer squeezing himself out of impossible gaps to set a run up, general lack of ambition in the pass. Apart from the liverpool goal he's done very little exceptional all season- it's saddening.

maybe the lad really wants away

give you 15m for him

a midfield of bale, parker, modric, lennon should be destroying most epl defences, if you think of it at all- regardless of our probs at cb or cf.

you've got no left wing there

spurs total inability to break down teams that sit and play behind the ball reflects poorly on all the midfielders, but especially modric i feel. he's the one that should be able to pick them apart. wouldn't mind if levy took 40M for him now.

BAE is alright, though, isn't he?

a better fullback than award winning kyle walker

BAE is the one player i'd hate to see injured atm, his improvement under harry's been phenomenal. Walker's good too but vdv in front of him is a grave disservice ttl

bae talented but fair-weather player it seems to me. couldnt cope with mackie up his arse all game and then sacked it off after an hour

walker not being coached anything so how much nous do you expect him to have at 21

bae injured halfway through last week iirc

Walker better than bae was at that age, yeah

Football Writers' Award results. These guys clearly know their stuff

1. Van Persie
2. TWP
3. Scholes
4. Clint Dempsey

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Nobody from City. Scholes. When does this thing get voted for? How long a memory does the electorate have?

fake injury all day long xxp

i don't know what twp stands for :(

OH no wait i got it

I can just about decipher the Scholes' one