Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock

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Just a bit of fun

Poll Results

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Markers 12
Brodie 9
Dave Cool 6


dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

tough call imo

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

Yo Noodle Vague, I admire how you live
But this poll, man, is wildly inexhaustive

That's your boy,
Kanye

dave kohl (sic), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

just keeping it current kanye

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

BANAKA

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

HAS GONE THE WAY OF ALL MERE HUMAN FLESH

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

Geir Hongro

ever feel like you're an ilmposter? (NickB), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

brodie

Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't know markers was a one-joke sock. obv haven't been paying attention.

Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

markers is a real boy

dave cool funnier than brodie, which is a strange concept/project tbh.

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

banaka for reals tho

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

too many upper-case letters in those poll choices imo

steady yachting (Pillbox), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

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Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

srsly, brodie is all time. just typing his name and hitting send is a pleasure.

that's his name, dont where it out.

Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

ftr: 'one-joke' or no, Big Jim Swells is the best sock of all socks in the history of socks.

steady yachting (Pillbox), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

Would've voted for Garu G tbh

Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

sure if we're going back that far then momus

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

Poopy G. Stinkgarten

Aerosol, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

dave cool has had a promising start, but we have to see if he's as resilient as BANAKA

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

not sure any sock has come close to topping 'tell us a joke' 'free will' exchange

Miss u boonaka

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

TEH AMAZING RANDY

so brycey (history mayne), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

banaka for reals tho

― who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, July 15, 2011 9:06 AM Bookmark

didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

sock and a way of life iirc http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

beaster eggs: a thread for rad sugar puns (dave cool), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

has anybody asked brodie if he has any opinions on his gran's flange

dude

steady yachting (Pillbox), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

I take it that's a "no"

she choots, she pah! (DJP), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41EtGbsdrPL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

brodie does not think base thoughts

steady yachting (Pillbox), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

46. I'm A Loser single (Points: 194, Voters: 9, Number Ones: 1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynpC1e9I9E

Mark G, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

no thank u based brod

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

OK, that's annoying...

Mark G, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

omg based brod

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

btw for "most hilarious" brod winz

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

RIP my rodman account

dave barry (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

Geir Hongro

― ever feel like you're an ilmposter? (NickB), Friday, July 15, 2011 7:57 AM (1 hour ago)

^^^

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

this isn't meant to be an exhaustive list so much as a one-joke markers zing

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

going with markers because of the aforementioned "real boy" tension, plus dave cool and brodie are easy enough to ignore.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i gotta say brodie's confinement to one ignorable thread is a big plus

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

maybe the mods could edit title to "most recent"? aja r.i.p.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

ja i would support that edit

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

What?

she choots, she pah! (DJP), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

shit it's a poll i don't think they can

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

its so sad she was ahead of her time

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

poll thread titles are editable, but that's all. if this wording doesn't suit, let me know what you want it to be

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

cheers, cd you change it to "Nu School" instead of what's in the parentheses now?

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

"the hair bear bunch"

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

thanx Wm

dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

glad to

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

is it wm c or w mc i must know

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

xp yeah, but i've got numerous jokes

sarahel, Friday, 22 July 2011 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

oh, i dunno.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not saying they're all funny

sarahel, Friday, 22 July 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ costner.jpg

mh, Friday, 22 July 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

lol just saw this now thanks to a buzza link

some dude . . .

thanks for all those who were rad itt

markers, Friday, 22 July 2011 05:48 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

sequel pls

let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 January 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

the ball is in your court. get balling

Aimless, Sunday, 6 January 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

i dont read ilm much, i'd be terrified of missing somesock

let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 January 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

kshighway2

buzza, Sunday, 6 January 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

Hilarious

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 January 2013 07:51 (eleven years ago) link

let's see, "Vic Perry", "boy_slayer", one other?

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

i was actually just about to post here to plead for my exclusion from this silliness. i know that i do deserve it, however. ::sigh::

boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

ah b_s i think you're cute tbh i was just hazing ya :)

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:13 (eleven years ago) link

(if you cd confine your repping for horrible 90s Britpop shite to the designated threads that'd be sweet tho ;-) )

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

i assuredly will, now!

boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

nv dont let me down now

let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

wait, when did i ever rep for shite britpop on the rong threads? unless the sundays are britpop? (i do talk about the sundays everywhere. the sundays are like, god's music to me). i also slagged luke haines in that north sea scrolls thread, and i kind of feel like shit about that!

boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

whatever. <3

boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:35 (eleven years ago) link

whoever's responsible for paolo the dubstep chelsea fan, please do better

r|t|c, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

xp

it's all good.

i get all tetchy if somebody talks about Suede and Haines in the same post ;-)

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha, shit. i'm the same way about, well, all sorts of pairs of bands! some people actually think shelleyan orphan are better than the sundays!

i get what you're saying. that thread should be torched and begun over. i'm new, and i think i was only trying to integrate myself into ilx.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

god no, never apologise never explain, some of us just say rude shit all the time without ever thinking people take it seriously

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

never apologize, never explain! i know! that's why i'm kind of a shitty poster so far! there needs to be like, an ilx training/bootcamp. tombot could run it!

boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

STRAIGHTEN YOUR LOL, SON. DROP AND GIVE ME 50 OTMs.

boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

whatever. <3

― boy_slayer, Sunday, January 6, 2013 6:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hope you realize that around these parts "<3" is the symbol for a fart.

said the brohaim to the cochise (how's life), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

WAHT?

boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

Was sort of pleased for the Corinthians fans, it seemed really important to them. Most Chelsea fans couldn't give a monkey's

― paolo, Monday, 17 December 2012 10:35 (2 weeks ago)

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

At the end of 'Our Time' by UK rapper Klashnekoff he calls the head of the Metropolitan Police a cunt. Rappers being rude to the police is nothing new but you hardly ever hear them using the c-word

― paolo, Sunday, 25 November 2012 10:28 (1 month ago)

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

idk if u were going to do a deep cover british-italian chelsea fan, ukhh clasixx and vatican shadow is certainly an interesting angle

thinking more fratellis, fun loving criminals, cheeky bit of the old swedish house mafia nahmean

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

wait, wait. how's life is messing with me, right?

boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

maybe this is actually pete w in a new incarnation

http://firstcommunionstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sts_-peter-paul_0.jpg

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

Paolo is real and IRL is one of the most interesting people to talk with about music that you could hope for.
I'm sure he would also be very embarrassed about me rushing in here to defend him like this.

I Write The Songs That Make The Whole World Zing (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

(。◕ฺ‿ฺ◕ฺ。)<3

"reading specialist" (Z S), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

(´-`).。oO(´-`).。oO(´-`).。oO(´-`).。oO(´-`).。oO(´-`).。oO(´-`).。oO(´-`).。oO(´-`)<3fart
(。◕ฺ‿ฺ◕ฺ。)

"reading specialist" (Z S), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

that is nice to hear mr m

shall we do an ask paolo thread? where were you when mateja kezman scored his last goal in english football, top 3 roots manuva b-sides, that type of thing

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

ah don't be mean

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

"in english football" *so far*, surely (xp)

boxall, Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

not being mean! ok not being unduly mean, by the standards of ilx hazing

an 'ask x' thread is not mean anyway, even if they sometimes get too little traffic

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

fair enough! just wouldn't want to alienate anyone from our rapidly shrinking commune.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

welcome paolo ;)

let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

¤ Grampsy
¤

sleepingbag, Monday, 7 January 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

whoever's responsible for paolo the dubstep chelsea fan, please do better

― r|t|c, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:14 (4 months ago)

JT can wear whatever the fuck he wants

CAPTAIN

LEADER

LEGEND

― paolo, Thursday, 16 May 2013 10:22 (Yesterday)

Lol otm

i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

champions of europe we know what we are m8s

nakhchivan, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

is "color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that" a sock

carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link

nah

phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 August 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

six years pass...

brodie gotta be all grown up now

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link

lol r u drunk?

sarahell, Thursday, 30 July 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link

i was tempted to make a sock account called "Woke" and only post in the coffee thread so that it could show up in SNA as (started by Ally ... last updated by Woke)

sarahell, Thursday, 30 July 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link


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