a thread for RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES w/cgi apes, yalies

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theres a thread for the green lantern so

σ( ~̀..́~)σ -*TOT MOM*- (Lamp), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

saw the preview for this before x-men, thought it looked kinda dope honestly

although i suspect the actual movie will spend way too much time on james francos curious george fantasy or w/e

also wonder if one the shots in nyc is lifted from krippendorf's tribe...

σ( ~̀..́~)σ -*TOT MOM*- (Lamp), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.filmposter.net/uploads/tx_dam/posters/large/7244.jpg

Gukbe, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

Love it when humanity gets its comeuppance.

Gukbe, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGExIqiXwuo

1.) I like how more triumphant the Rising of the Apes is in this trailer

2.) After this and Deep Blue Sea, humans should give up on trying to cure alzheimers imo

Gukbe, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

why did they have to cgi the apes? why?

sarahel, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

So they don't have to worry about explaining why apes look normal in 1973 but then by 1991 they mostly walk upright and are human size.

Gukbe, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

I made my dad take me to one of those Go Ape! marathons. (We did not stay for all 10 hours.)

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

I would go see a movie filled with CGI yalies

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

cgi is like autotune to me & takes me out of the moment here & there but fuck absolutely anybody who thinks I will not see the living fuck out of a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

T/S: cgi apes vs. cgi zombies

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

I'm seeing this, with bells on, but on the commercial I saw the apes had that infuriating "this digital object weighs about 5 ounces" cgi syndrome. If Troll Hunter, on its budget, could make its cgi trolls look and feel like they weighed a ton, surely the best cgi money can buy could make these apes look like they exist in gravity-space.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

otm, dinosaurs in Tree of Life were also tragically under-gravitised.

ledge, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

x-post - OTM I saw the trailer yesterday and those apes were flying through the air as if they weighed as much as . . . as . . . something really light! I'd probably watch it for LOLs because I was sort of cracking up throughout the trailer.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

But the CGI apes are creepy and it has Lithgow too so maybe not.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

i am kind of "done" with james franco but the idea of him playing a scientist is so great that i think i will see this

max, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

Saw an interview with the main actress from this on The Daily Show last night. I guess in the scenes where they're interacting with the main chimp, it was actually Andy Serkis on set in one of those all-grey motion capture suits. I'd watch an entire non-animated film where they're just talking to a guy in a ridiculous suit, tbh

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

feel like y'all aren't treating a film where the planet of the apes rises with the respect its due

Gukbe, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

I guess it's not that close a remake of Conquest of TPOTA, but I assume Lithgow is a Severn Darden-style villain.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

no, apparently he's an Alxheimer's sufferer.

Simon H., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

i really hope Franco is the Ricardo Montalban character.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

I am relieved that Jon Stewart has gone back to interviewing ingenues who act opposite CGI apes, instead of 'important' people.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just happy that the monkey from Jumanji has finally found a comeback role.

Sean Connery dressed up like a teddy bear (R Baez), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

i love that this is called rise OF the planet OF the apes

latebloomer, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

It was originally gonna be called Caesar

Number None, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

then Rise of the Apes, which sounds like a Jane Goodall doc

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

Rise Re: Planet Re: Apes

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

It's fun to imagine the physical reaction of the exec who saw that title on the screenplay.

Sean Connery dressed up like a teddy bear (R Baez), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

"We can't call it 'Caesar', people will think it's about salad!"

latebloomer, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

Rise of the Moon

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

The Dark Knight Rises the Planet of the Apes

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

zaius premed

 (am0n), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

literal lol

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

rising apes

Magic (Lamp), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

honestly they should just call it Ape Escape

latebloomer, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

ape fear

Magic (Lamp), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

still hype for this tho

Magic (Lamp), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah me too.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

progressive shd call their tea party the Rising Apes

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

Early critical murmurings are that this is solid.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

Somewhere between 2 and 4 on the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale then

ledge, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

i think this looks sick as hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, this is actually the most entertaining trash I've seen all summer. And the apes aren't 5 ounces at all.

third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

If smart is sexy, Caesar is the sex symbol of the year.

third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

OK, enough pull quotes.

third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

Jeff Wells loves it, so ...?

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, it really is complete garbage. But it's fun. Cross-reference Kael's review of Earthquake.

third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

Or her review of anything.

third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

I like the poster w/ the Golden Gate Bridge in flames (shades of the abandoned ending of The Birds), but the apes with their fists raised in the foreground look like they're at Coachella.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

lol

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

also never heard of 'Draco Malfoy', another role that coulda been filled at the Pasadena Playhouse.

when did they reveal it was the future?

xpost In the fleeting mention of the first manned mission to Mars.

lol, not OUR future.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

our PAST future

michael assbender (Eric H.), Monday, 26 September 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

finally saw this, it was great. are they doing a sequel though? I don't think they need to; they'd either have to redo the first movie for the third time (lame) or do something entirely different. also the apes are already totally sympathetic so it would be difficult to move them into antagonist territory. I'd be happy with this film as a one-off.

akm, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

yes, Fox is just going to let the Apes brand lie dormat after this film made $XXX million, thou innocent.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

haha. true. in fact I just looked it up and they have already planned multiple sequels. sounds like it will diverge significantly from the previous films which is good.

akm, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

Director Rupert Wyatt:

"There's so much we could do … The ideas I've had are all sorts of things, ranging from 'Full Metal Jacket' with apes … you could start this story again eight years from where we left off, the next generation of apes, those that have come from our protagonists, perhaps going in to a conflict with humans and showing real fear, in the same way as going into war for young soldiers in this day and age, telling their story. Or how apes are taking over cities, and being moved into human environments and having to interact with them and deal with things that are part of our culture and understand and evolve through them. Spies that are in the employ of the apes, working against humans and humans maybe existing underground, because that's a way they can avoid the virus, coming up above ground wearing gas masks, and maybe that's what dehumanizes them."

Number None, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

ranging from 'Full Metal Jacket' with apes

"...hello, Cheetah."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

suggests some of the grunts may have the decency to give the DI a reacharound.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

They did lay out the foundations to do a modern remake of the original movie by having the whole background information about the rocket to Mars being lost.

earlnash, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

Tim Burton did that! Like less than a decade ago.

mh, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

the entire kubrick oeuvre should be redone with apes

buzza, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

man this movie was so dope. occupy banana street!

latebloomer, Thursday, 5 January 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

occupy banana street!

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lmao plz let this be in the thread title to the sequel

I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 January 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Watched this last night. Ludicrous fun!

I want your nose, your shoes and your unicycle (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

NOOO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

Haha, I watched this last night too, courtesy of Redbox! It was a lot better than I was expecting it to be.

Famous porn scenes like "shake that bear" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

this was hilarious. i didn't know about the post-credits ending though, so we stopped after the harry & the hendersons one.

anyone remember what the deal is with the pittsburgh steelers-esque symbol that caesar draws on his cell wall?

40oz of tears (Jordan), Monday, 20 February 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

It was a window wasn't it?

Number None, Monday, 20 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

ohhhh of course. i am dumb.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Monday, 20 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Watched this the other day. It was cheesy as hell and the CG was really bad but I enjoyed the second half and all the APE REVENGE.

#1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

the CGI was about as good as it gets nowadays WTH

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

I guess, it still looked really fake.

#1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

i thought the orangutan looked incredible

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

the CGI was about as good as it gets nowadays WTH

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, February 20, 2012 3:14 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I guess, it still looked really fake.

― #1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Monday, February 20, 2012 3:15 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, yeah.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

when caesar befriended buck the gorilla (arguably the most sympathetic character in the movie) and it was revealed that he just wanted to play, my girlfriend leaned over and whispered "MY NAME'S BUCK, AND I LIKE TO PLAY".

piggyback payoff (NZA), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

the cg seemed a little unconvincing in the opening scene, but after that i was on board. cosign on the orangutan.

and not like it matters at all in this movie, but what were they even trying to say happened with the initial test chimp & her baby (caesar)? franco & his assistant were acting like they had no idea that she was pregnant or had a baby.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah that was kinda WTF... they run dozens of blood serum tests weekly on their animals and signs of pregnancy doesn't show up on the lab panels?

#1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

the only cgi that really irked me in this was when they did those telltale sweeping impossible epic camera moves that f/x movies can't seem to resist.

otherwise the movie's well-made enough to where the effects aren't distracting even when they're not 100%. they're actually used in service of telling a story.

Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

i watched this movie last night and realized at the end that i had no idea what anyone's name was outside of Caesar and Steve Franklin

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Friday, 29 June 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

kinda loved this

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

everything on the bridge is so great

balls, Thursday, 27 September 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah. the CGI was fantastic throughout.

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

this is how to make great goofy films imo

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 27 September 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

really surprised at how much i enjoyed this, glad i hadn't looked at this thread before seeing it

the definition of fuckshit bird (some dude), Thursday, 27 September 2012 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

saw this on a plane a while back and then on HBO tonight. the CGI and some of the face acting bugs me on occasion but who gives a shit forever, the apes fucking rise, movie delivers the damn goods, would rise again

six months pass...

the apes fucking rise, movie delivers the damn goods, would rise again

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otm

Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 19 December 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link

Apes better dawn in this movie or me and aero are gonna have words.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link

LOL that sentient smart killer apes would don warpaint, as if being sentient smart killer apes wouldn't be enough to strike fear into the hearts of people.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

maybe they just think it looks cool?

Number None, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

don't apes have to dawn before they rise?

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

Can't have dawn w/o a sunrise so I think the order checks out

latebloomer, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

Let Me In was ok so hopefully Reeves doesn't fuck it up, because Rise was unexpectedly awesome.

ryan, Thursday, 19 December 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

This thread always has me scratching my head over what 'yalies' means.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 20 December 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link

james franco attended yale university

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 20 December 2013 07:00 (ten years ago) link

Patrick Doyle soundtrack for Rise of... continues to delight me. Giacchino is doing Dawn of... and I kinda hope he goes for some of his primitivist chamber ensemble tricks a la the shit he did for Lost.

yes, i have seen the documentary (Jon Lewis), Friday, 20 December 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

finally saw this after hearing so many good things about Dawn -- honestly I think I had avoided this when it first came out bc I still had bad feelings over being Burtoned

cool as shit -- that gorilla dude jumping off the bridge into the helicopter and going full Terminator OMG yes

so now I'm psyched for the sequel

didn't want to clog up the other thread with my bullshit so that's why I put this here :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 July 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

totally cool as shit. I hope I get to see Dawn in the theater but there's every chance ($, time, wife's tinnitus) I will have to wait for streaminz.

Have been listening to tons of ape OSTs the last few days (Doyle, Elfman, Giacchino, Goldsmith and Rosenman the elephants in the room, saving em for when I'm in a better mood).

Neil Sekada (Jon Lewis), Monday, 14 July 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

just saw this too cause the sequel reminded me that i wanted to see it

good! except for the last act being the jump into total ridiculous rushed fan service garbage and the ending too (i was hoping to see franco's face get ripped off way to half-ass it) i am cool with movies that blame our impending apocalypse on big pharma and james franco

tom felton's american accent was horrible and his "paws" line was so forced and shitty

have no desire to see dawn of the rise of the eve of the conquest of the planet of the apes

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 06:04 (nine years ago) link

also loved the reveal that caesar is a big daniel bryan fan

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 06:05 (nine years ago) link


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