the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

i mean, i could dig up a bunch of the really gross anti-vaughan walker stuff that's out there, but that's good enough probably.

haaaaaaaaaaaaa

I want to see the Index of Homophobia

Also, some guys were really interested in getting their penile circumference measured. We're not saying, we're just saying.

rescued from the jaws of anarcho-misogyny:

http://www.youtube.com/v/EZ3B8WvVjL4&fs=1&hl=en

from the guy who brought you:

http://www.youtube.com/v/s-IwcTjAI4w&fs=1&hl=en

and

http://www.youtube.com/v/jU7fhIO7DG0&fs=1&hl=en

― ☂ (max), Wednesday, June 15, 2011 9:51 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and then this

http://www.tampabay.com/news/education/k12/tea-party-group-offers-summer-camp/1175119

"We want to impart to our children what our nation is about, and what they may or may not be told," Lukens said.

He said he was not familiar with public school curriculum, but, "I do know they have a lot of political correctness. We are a faithful people, and when you talk about natural law, you have to talk about God. When you take that out of the discussion, you miss the whole thing."

Tampa Liberty is modeled after vacation Bible schools, which use fun, hands-on activities to deliver Christian messages.

One example at Liberty: Children will win hard, wrapped candies to use as currency for a store, symbolizing the gold standard. On the second day, the "banker" will issue paper money instead. Over time, students will realize their paper money buys less and less, while the candies retain their value.

"Some of the kids will fall for it," Lukens said. "Others kids will wise up."

Another example: Starting in an austere room where they are made to sit quietly, symbolizing Europe, the children will pass through an obstacle course to arrive at a brightly decorated party room (the New World).

Red-white-and-blue confetti will be thrown. But afterward the kids will have to clean up the confetti, learning that with freedom comes responsibility.

Still another example: Children will blow bubbles from a single container of soapy solution, and then pop each other's bubbles with squirt guns in an arrangement that mimics socialism. They are to count how many bubbles they pop. Then they will work with individual bottles of solution and pop their own bubbles.

"What they will find out is that you can do a lot more with individual freedom," Lukens said.

While the Liberty school is the first of its kind in the Tampa Bay area, Lukens said a group in Kentucky ran a similar school, and he learned from their ideas.

There is room for 40 students in the Tampa school and as of Monday, eight had signed up. The fee is $15.

pareene zing:

The children will be rewarded for disobeying rules, because camp counselors have no authority under the 10th Amendment.

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/06/14/tea_party_summer_camp

― ☂ (max), Wednesday, June 15, 2011 9:52 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

Still another example: Children will blow bubbles from a single container of soapy solution, and then pop each other's bubbles with squirt guns in an arrangement that mimics socialism. They are to count how many bubbles they pop. Then they will work with individual bottles of solution and pop their own bubbles.

Wtf???

heh, i couldnt figure that one out at all either

that is the perfect harmless encapsulation of "didn't really think that analogy through"

like, it would make more sense if they first dumped all of the solution into a large bucket and made kids line up for it, but you know they are just going to be passing around one small bottle of bubbles

socialism seems more like a competitive market

so, instead of relying on the fed to pop bubbles, we have to pop... our own bubbles? and that's what the bubbles represent. bubbles.

He said he was not familiar with public school curriculum, but, "I do know they have a lot of political correctness."

I am pretty sure that some people listen to stuff like this and nod fiercely, but I'm just sitting here marveling at the holes in logic you could drive a bus through.

I can't wait for us to go whole hog and disband our awful collectivist institutions like the fire dept and the military.

Starting in an austere room where they are made to sit quietly, symbolizing Europe...

Question, how does one begin to symbolize Europe? I suppose sitting quietly is a start...

i'm not sure what this "circumference mesauring device" was but there's a good chance that it

how are they going to fill a week, is my other question

everything they've listed so far could be knocked out in an afternoon

It takes a while to explain how Thomas Jefferson was a devout Xtian, iIrc.

most summer camps have a lot of filler time tbh

I suppose sitting quietly is a start...

As opposed to our great American tradition of sitting noisily

It takes a while to explain how Thomas Jefferson was a devout Xtian, iIrc.

none of the kids will pay attention to that lecture because they will be too busy eating their money

LOL, a bunch of sugar-rushed kids running around yelling, "Snocialism is evil! USA! USA! USA!"

which kid is going to be the one to figure out that they can suck on the candy, rewrap it, and trade it in for new candy

Next head of the RNC

god it's like those summer library programs where kids participate in fun storytime activities but instead of pretending to be pirates or knights or princesses or hardy boys they get to pretend to be miniature versions of their embittered parents

srsly, they have their entire adulthood for that

It's interesting how much this mindset doesn't like learning but loves teaching, usually the simplest, most rote bs possible.

I'm tired of people promoting US political viewpoints by projecting them on the founding fathers. It's 2011, those guys lived before 1800, shit changes. We've got a shitload of laws, amendments, and judicial judgments since then and we have a pretty stable landscape, so stop acting like your great idea is "more faithful to the original intentions" or some other bullshit.

It's like they're afraid to recognize that we've had decent ideas and they keep having to dig up Thomas Jefferson to put words in his mouth.

"Can one generation bind another, and all others, in succession forever? I think not. The Creator has made the earth for the living, not the dead. Rights and powers can only belong to persons, not to things, not to mere matter endowed with will..." - TJ, 1824

oh snap

i'm still trying to figure out the bubble popping -- maybe i guess the bubble solution stands for "capital" and popping bubbles stands for, idk, "profit"? so it's supposed to teach them how many more bubbles they can pop / profit they can earn when they all have their own bubble solution / capital? no fucking clue. jesus.

because sometimes the tree of liberty must be watered by the blood of deltas

― goole, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

<3 u sir

the bubble popping = fun

basically, they are trying to say socialism is bad because it makes you ration your fun, but they are doing so in a spectacularly stupid manner

can't believe jay batman returned and i was asleep ;_;

wait, he got sb'd? ;_; rip lolz

mod banned iirc

ah, thx -- goodnight sweet knight

wanted to respond to this from the now locked og batman thread:

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/NM7Rc.png

― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, June 13, 2011 6:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Markers you magnificent bastard <3 If ever a gif was appropriate it's this one, made before this Batmeltdown on here)

― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, June 13, 2011 6:49 PM

lmao <3 awesome move & full cred 2 u now and forever for bringing that image into a jb context

Thin-skinned WND douchebag to sue Esquire, doesn't understand parody/satire law is fairly settled.

It's not the founding fathers these dudes love, it's the romantic idea of the founding fathers, which absolves them of responsibility for the present. What did the founding fathers think about the income tax, health care, abortion, oil, war in the middle east, etc? Pretty much nothing.

well hasn't that always been the thing with these dorks? strict constitutionalists that also like to bloviate about what the founders would have thought about modern developments. it's like one or the other, guys

hitchens evisceration of mamets book is pretty good but even funnier than hitch's review are the actual quotes from the book, such as

"The BP gulf oil leak . . . was bad. The leak of thousands of classified military documents by Julian Assange on WikiLeaks was good. Why?"

shockingly, wingnutdaily "op-ed" begins: "I know this sounds crazy."

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=312393

Yet, all it would take is for one state to recognize that – real or fraudulent – the document he released affirms he does not meet the requirements of a "natural born citizen." In fact, he is a walking, talking, breathing example of what a "natural born citizen" is not – complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared.

June 18, 2011

how are they going to fill a week, is my other question

everything they've listed so far could be knocked out in an afternoon

― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:47 PM (3 days ago)

lets be fair given the parenting that leads to sending your kids to something like this odds are the kids will be a little slow

If I were as prone to sloganizing as Mamet, I’d keep clear of bumper-sticker comparisons altogether.

I wonder what a smart but mislead writer like Mamet thinks about being taken down by an equally smart writer who a) can't be easily dismissed as an idiot and b) can't be dismissed a mere ideological analog? I bet a Mamet response would be predictably bellicose, but surely he'd recognize, at least privately, that he just got his ass kicked in public.

otm and the moment I finished the Hitchens review I googled around to see if Mamet had responded. Hitchens was the perfect person to get to review that book.

Mamet is crazy and will continue to be crazy.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/167205-obama-addresses-gop-leadership-conference-

i know we have a lawless warmonger in office and all but that shit is hilarious

lmao <3 awesome move & full cred 2 u now and forever for bringing that image into a jb context

― markers, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:23 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3

complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared

Know what else the founders feared? Getting sick and going to the doctor and HAVING LEECHES SUCK OUT THEIR BLOOD. Also smallpox, scurvy, and baths.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQd5WfmwYMg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Eyz4Tpo524

this is an extraordinarily long con, is it not

kind of lol but mostly ~shudder~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3&v=j6To5NkZ9EM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6To5NkZ9EM

this story is amazing

http://nymag.com/following/2015/11/this-the-perfect-insane-anti-feminist-rumor.html

if "esr" sounds familiar, he turned up on our right-wingery thread like five years ago. search for "glaive" if you want to relive the memory

He sounds familiar because he's a keystone of UNIX and the open source movement - but I'd heard that he was a nut of one sort or another (libertarian, guns) for a long time now.

"SJW dezinformatsiya tactics"

a primer on esr

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Eric_S._Raymond

o my god the comments on that nymag piece

denies the existence of dark matter!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUBlsAmWcAA4ln1.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUBlsBqWsAAOmlh.png

Sir, if you are going to masturbate, we're going to have to ask you to leave the library.

i like how the strategy for defeating them is just giving the military more money. brilliant.

Trying to figure out if Wildman is more likely to be Trump or Carson ("Healing Hands II: Hurtin' Hands")

luckily when you bomb a town there are never any survivors that now hold lifelong grudges against you for destroying everything and everyone they know

hey, I'm sure not all Cuban-American families are that bad.

"as a Cuban-American son of immigrants, he understood tyranny and how to deal with it" - does this mean he's going to flee the country?

omg

xpost Yes, you flee your country, settle in an electorally important region of another country and make sure that country maintains a pointless embargo of your homeland for 50+ years

Should we update the thread title?

schlichter is amazing

this is amazing, everything is amazing

https://twitter.com/Real_Prof_Jeff/status/666672372959809537

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUCW5j9UYAEcPfJ.jpg

^

Ben Shapiro is in a Twitter beef with Patton Oswalt, it is amazing.

if any of you have cataracts, this article will cause your eyeballs to boil away in seconds

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/29/an-establishment-conservatives-guide-to-the-alt-right/

milo and one of his g*merg*te hires give a highly euphemistic tour of the racist internet

https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/715369456676028416

poor dead andrew

lmao i think that fanboy gamer "thank you servant" kid grew up:

http://darktriadman.com/about-the-dark-triad-man-and-ruthless-mentoring-for-a-dark-world-2/

I am the Dark Triad Man and I’m here to mentor.

Earning money is now simple for me. I haven’t commuted to an office for more than half a decade. My formal “office” is in my home. I work 13-15 hour days because I love to. I drive an expensive custom motorcycle (probably too fast). I work out at least once a day, usually twice. My physique matters to me. My wife is singularly gorgeous and my deliberate time with her is a fantastic investment. A remarkably powerful German Shepherd secures my home and property. I have two passports, have lived in three countries and I’ve been a practitioner of classical Japanese koryu battlefield and strategy arts for more than thirty years.

On the surface, there’s a lot to envy. I’m blessed with good looks, a deep brain, and quite a bit of cussedness. But there’s something missing. I’m simply not content to rest here. I am, precisely, restless. That’s because I have a responsibility – and desire – to do one more thing.

It’s called giving back. And the great pleasure of wealth and power is being able to choose how you do that.

Hearing that whole thing in the voice of Longmont Potion Castle guy.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/10/us/schools-kansas-conservatives.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

LEAWOOD, Kansas — Erica Massman, a moderate Kansas Republican, refers to the building where her daughter attends fourth grade as a public school.

Ms. Massman’s mother, whose politics tilt further to the right, calls it something else: a government school.

“My mother, who is a Tea Party person, started saying ‘government schools’ all the time,” said Ms. Massman, recalling when she first heard the phrase around 2010. “I remember thinking, ‘Wow.’”

Kansas has for years been the stage for a messy school funding fight that has shaken the Legislature and reached the State Supreme Court. Gov. Sam Brownback, a Republican, and his political allies threatened to defy the court on education spending and slashed income taxes in their effort to make the state a model of conservatism.

Somewhere along the way, the term “government schools” entered the lexicon in place of references to the public school system.

...

since they turned up on the contrlolz thread once upon a time:

hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoMdcJusBm0

Read all the stuff under the "About" tab.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, October 10, 2013 2:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

mde is awesome... though not very ilx friendly

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, October 11, 2013 9:15 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

check it out:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/the-alt-right-has-its-own-comedy-tv-show-on-a-time-warner-ne?utm_term=.irRjJRWBo#.vmOWlXpd5

jesus, that's fucking sickening. dudes like this are such a hateful waste of carbon.

not massively surprised ade found them "awesome"

watched the first 2 eps last night. it's very tim + eric. during the first ep it was weird enough that i couldn't tell what exactly made it right-wing as opposed to just weird + off-putting. the second ep tho def had moments where they just drop the entire facade of humor for some red pill shit.

Gov. Paul LePage (R-Maine) leaves profanity-laced message for state representative, wishes he could kill him in a duel:

http://www.pressherald.com/2016/08/26/prove-im-a-racist-lepage-challenges-westbrook-legislator-in-obscenity-laced-voice-mail/

Prove I'm a racist...? How about we just quote his own words back at him:

"The traffickers -- these aren't people who take drugs. These are guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty," he said. "These type of guys that come from Connecticut and New York. They come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home."

He continued: "Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave."

Oh, but he's got a binder full of mug shots that proves it! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paul-lepage-binder_us_57bef320e4b085c1ff27e492

“I made the comment that black people are trafficking in our state. Now, ever since I said that comment I’ve been collecting every single drug dealer who has been arrested in our state,” LePage said, adding the man would be welcome to see the binder. (You can hear the exchange on the Portland Press Herald’s website.)

“I don’t ask them to come to Maine and sell their poison, but they come,” LePage said. “And I will tell you that 90-plus percent of those pictures in my book ― and it’s a three-ringed binder ― are black and Hispanic people from Waterbury, Connecticut, the Bronx and Brooklyn.”

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0JcfxZWQAAdhuR.jpg:small

followed a few twitter arguments the other day and found a whole scene of right-wing MAGA trans women, fighting with liberal TERFs. weirdest damn thing.

I think we need an updated thread title

yeah just to be able to remember the dang thing

lmao i always search for 'wingery'

I keep misspelling it by going for a different wrong spelling

there's probably a newer thread but i'll be fucked if i can find it

Last night one of my kids said during prayers “thank you hashem for mommy, daddy, (siblings’ names) and Donald Trump and George Washington and Norman Podhoretz.”

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someone call social services

The Marine in which is the witness at the Burkman / Wohl presser...claims to have had whipped 22 times before having intercourse... pic.twitter.com/FDgwWRTzdI

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