itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

what if a car goes in the water and there are no men in it :(

I guess I need to get an "auto rescue tool". Also keep some scissors in my car in case I need to cut off my seat belt.

Of course, since I posted that I am almost certainly going to die in a sinking car with a malfunctioning seat belt.

looks like the auto rescue tool has a blade in it, which makes sense because every car accident I've ever been involved in would have been improved by someone having a knife

how to save yourself from a submerged vehicle. step 1: drive your vehicle into the water.

http://www.returnofkings.com/

warning: worst people in the world

yes we're quite familiar w/ them itt

http://runsonmagic.com/

The challenge of the manosphere is that our tribe is scattered across the world.

http://www.returnofkings.com/

warning: worst people in the world

― Merdeyeux, Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just spent like 20 minutes with my mouth hanging open reading this site

It's not just how much they hate women, but how convoluted and tortured their logic is in vaguely masking and justifying their hatred of women

I was like, Par for the Terrible Course until I got to "How Women Teach Men to Rape."

that was the exact one that I lost my shit on

well, "The Tragedy Of Letting A Broken Woman Into Your Life" was a little more batshit than the typical MRA fare too, but it was kind of tl/dr

u guys convinced me to read 'how women teach men' and it wasn't as bad as i was expecting. he pushes hard for enthusiastic consent which is definitely the right position.

"he pushes hard for enthusiastic consent"

yeah i'll bet

lol

He basically argues "always make sure to get consent, because women are confused bitch-whores"

these guys' connection with close-up magic is depressing

can you start defining specialist terms, forks? you're dropping like magician jargon and brony jargon all over the place these days

it's this game son i'm caught up all in it

http://www.oddcrunch.com/divorced-man-words/

CAPITAL LETTERS

12) BE WILLING TO TAKE HER SEXUALLY...
To carry her away in the power of your masculine presence, to consume her and devour her with your strength, and to penetrate her to the deepest levels of her soul. Let her melt into her feminine softness as she knows she can trust you fully.

13) DON'T BE AN IDIOT...

That little tab icon is just cracking me up

ew

http://www.everyjoe.com/2013/07/23/health/men-should-never-perform-cunnilingus/

*takes notes*

When a man has sex with a woman, his biological material stays within a woman's vagina -- even if a condom is used. While the vagina is self-cleaning, the process to completely cleanse can take months. Do you really want another man's biological material in your mouth? And even if you think you're in a committed relationship, by the time you find out your woman is cheating on you, it'll be too late.

iirc this is why men enjoy their legendary reputation as the reasonable gender

A recent study points to the fact that men feel the need to perform oral sex on a woman in an attempt to keep the woman from straying. And while this strategy may be successful in the short-term, it will ultimately end up being a failure. If a woman falls in love with your tongue, it's only a matter of time before she falls out of love with you. Thus, it's better to find a female who loves you for a sustainable reason -- such as your mind or your penis.

p sure this actual trolling

lol that's amazing.

look for a penis that is also compostable

While the vagina is self-cleaning

Self-clowning vagina

Even if you're a master swordsman, your penis can't compete with your tongue in terms of creating clitoral stimulation. Why? The amount of stimulation cunnilingus provides is unnatural. Think about it: If the clitoris was meant to receive that much direct stimulation, Mother Nature would have placed it within the vaginal walls instead of on the periphery.

Sometimes I want to find ridiculous things ridiculous but I'm just too consumed by hate.

Just say "Women don't deserve pleasure" for all 10 reasons and be done with it.

wondering if any good advice has ever followed the words "think about it"

jesus h

9 Reasons Why N0@h Gull1v3r Will Never Get a Blowjob Again, Ever

IT'S UNNATURAL. WOMEN'S PLEASURE IS UNNATURAL. So if they want it, they're bad women! Not only "bad" in conduct, but literally bad at being womanly. I just

the naturalistic phallocracy

I'm already at hair-trigger stage today from watching Jameis Winston's attorney say "Sexual assault is a vicious crime, but the only thing that's equally vicious is a false allegation" and screaming at my computer.

These guys are confused as hell--so we helped them sort things out.

https://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/10-things-drive-men-completely-insane-being-married-143700041.html

for posterity, fellas:

1. you'll get cancer
2. you'll get a face-std
3. you'll get a face-yeast-infection and die
4. you are so close to butt, you'll get cholera
5. you'll eat cum. maybe another dude's.
6. she will like it more than dick
7. she will like it more than you in general
8. she will dominate you
9. she will become a lesbian

i think in that order? idk

4. Vaginas are dirty and gross.
5. Semen is gross but women are also gross so it's fine for them to ingest it. Men otoh are too good.
6. Penises are magic lalalalalalalala I can't hear you
8. I'm terrified of women.
9. I'm terrified of women.

7. she will like it more than you in general

lmao

kind of a motivating factor to perform the act imo

to be of use

on this subject, a gay dude (me) wonders: is it normal for straight people to be in a sexual relationship with each other and the guy doesn't go down on the girl? because to my admittedly outsider perspective, that just sounds weird- like I would just assume that eating a woman out was a part of the deal, and that straight guys, as straight guys, would be into eating women out. but apparently it's kind of not always on the menu? how typical is this "no-cunnilingus plz" policy?

a "no-cunnilingus policy" does sound weird to me, too. for either partner to have a "no-oral policy" is kind of fucked up imho

I dated a couple women in college that never let me perform on them, but I think that's a whole different issue.