i'd say you're otm, but, you're a woman
― goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:33 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
xp and lol again
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj675WtCw1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
strong Whose Line Is It Anyway vibe from this one
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
I misread "crown" as "clown"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
okay this has to be a joke.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
invisible crown is the only one that has made me lol, though
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
wait you mean you don't already do that?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link
Wondering how many of the guy ones were actually written by a woman and vice-versa.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
"submitted by [random punter]" on most of the laydeeez ones, betraying the lack of bespoke attention to detail and high quality control as found on the gents blog.
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/44ffd00c-425a-4b0b-ba4e-bbb6c5fad173.jpg
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llht3w8xz21qj29d6o1_500.jpg
This sounds like the advice of Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
― EDB, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
boobs or butts doesn't matter
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
it's a puzzle
bums don't matter
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
hips don't lie
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
that's definitely the most mysterious imo
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
194 - I feel like there's some positive in that one though.
boobs or butts; doesn't matter
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
The No. 159 Rule of a Gentleman
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
need a gif generator stat
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
boobs or butts don't matteranyone can seeboobs or butts don't matter...to meee....
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
yeah with the semi-colon i guess it could be read as advising men to be equal-opportunity oglers.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
advice that was sorely needed
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
These need t-shirts!
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://th779.photobucket.com/albums/yy75/pashby_2009/th_Video-Stills-Black-or-White-michael-jackson-11510203-720-480.jpg
I said if you're thinkin' of being my babyIt doesn't matter if you're boobs or buttoww!
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
ha
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
poll:
boobsbuttsdoesn't mattter
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyLQ1muosqQ
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
How To Hail A Taxi Cab Like A Man via art or manliness
how does this relate to 'being a man' at all, please someone tell me
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
ugh i dunno, i know it may be tiresome to call bullshit on this gender stuff ad nauseam but it bothers me that "competence at any task whatsoever" is somehow constructed as a "masculine" trait. really?
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, also, all those directions are completely obvious. i don't mean to be a jerk but how long does it take to figure out the off-duty cab thing? i guess i hail a cab like a man.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
"how hail a cab without looking like a dumb tourist asshole"
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
It was about 3 miles from my hotel, so I decided to take a cab.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
Realizing I was looking more and more like a dopey tourist, I gave up and decided just to walk to Katz’s.
Yeah, I could have taken the subway, but they’re fraught with their own complexities for the uninitiated.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
hey maybe the first step in reclaiming the "lost art of manliness" might be: don't get intimidated by the arcane complexities of public fucking transport
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
For well-known places in town, like the Empire State Building or something, you can just tell the driver the name of the place. But for hotels, friends’ apartments, or restaurants, give the address or at least a nearby intersection of the place you’re going.
okay really?
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
"Where are you going?""Jim's apartment."
haha
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
I want to submit "how to put on pants like a man"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
Shit like this is why I let my subscription to Esquire expire.
― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
Dan, when you put on pants, be amazing.She'll notice.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
How to Exit a Room Like a Man offers these helpful suggestions, each of which are followed by a full explanatory paragraph:
1. Know when to leave.
2. Stand up.
3. Hold out your hand.
4. Say “Thanks!” and “Goodbye.”
5. Gather your things.
6. Walk to the door with confidence.
7. Open the door.
8. Walk away.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
the fuck
7.5. Fart authoritatively.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
h8 this shitt so bad
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
omitting Step 7 can have tragic consequences:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z14eZN7ZjA
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
2.5 Get dressed.
― Terje Chocolate Orange (seandalai), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
200. There's actually only one woman. She has been replicating herself for untold millennia. Across the ages, her characteristics and needs and desires are exactly the same across all iterations of this single extant woman, incarnated in billions of variable forms. A man is a person. "Woman" is a breed.
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link