http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbjugEajG1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
wasn't this a rick astley b-side??
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llht3w8xz21qj29d6o1_500.jpg
IDIOT. ARE YOU GETTING THIS, IDIOT? OMG WHAT AN IDIOT.
lol xp
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
Elmo that's why I think that the author is being facetious. It's just too ridiculous.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
if this is a joke it's actually hilarious
but it isn't a joke.
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
That last one Local Garda posted is so so creepy.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
no. 200: "let her know there's a private world that you and her share that is chock-full of acrimony and bitterness"
djp i really don't have a problem with promoting courtesy, respect, civility, discretion, & other 'gentlemanly' virtues, whatever, but a lot of this 'advice' is just weighed down with so much gender insecurity and total cluelessness.
All I'm saying is that the tone you were seeing in the initial ones you posted seemed like they were reaching for the worst possible interpretation; out of context from some of the later ones, I don't think they are terrible pieces of advice, but taken as a whole I totally agree with you.
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://img2.wantitall.co.za/images/ShowImage.aspx?ImageId=Family-Guy-Diamonds-Sticker-S-FG-0054|31wmBnQcB0L.jpg
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.crazymadwriter.com/Images/crazy%20eyes.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll2on5oLch1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljzur7fWyc1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
Advice from a jaded bitter dude there.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
I think Noel G and Scholesy need to submit a few entries.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll2okcnVuy1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
finally the way my ex used to bite her lip during non-commital discussions of the future explained
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljqerv4i6B1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
!!!!!
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyl466UB51qj29d6o1_500.jpg
braggin'
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
#74 actually works, btw
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkpmnbXjlf1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
let's face it
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkzxilan01qj29d6o1_500.jpg
Go on. Be that guy.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljxtvj5Py91qj29d6o1_500.jpg
author obv think all women are incapable of recognising good music from bad
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh I would love to see someone terrible at music try #134 on ANY of my musical friends
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9ot3WjoC1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
if you imagine these as written by a paedophile many make a more sinister form of sense.
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj385YA5V1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7514/340xandyplatesrantflv.jpg
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk5t36czyz1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
"i've just been to the doctors, it's extremely bad ne"
"SHUT UP DARLING!"
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:11 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
OK if that's true than that's completely fucked up.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
― blueski, Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
LOL
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
CLUNGE!?
ewwwwww
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljlam6uGoq1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
Not quite sure what this one means in all honesty.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
x-post I think that only gash might be worse euphemism.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, 34. What does it even mean?
If a girl admits that she likes _____, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that.
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk7100rtQJ1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
Str8 rapey this one.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://beerinnprint.co.uk/images/products/large/1711.gif
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljs613eoGi1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
submitted by Garu G
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
This must be a guerilla viral for the new Inbetweeners series, surely?
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljwjk5cWwe1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
my mind is blown dude. rewriting the rulebook!
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
#34 is "it's about the personality"
well obv that is ridiculous and not necessarily true, but that's not really the important part of the advice, which is "don't be a dick to her"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/365-days-307---.html
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
are there any actually non-crazy bits of advice here?
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
a couple but not many
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljqpa5EyFV1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
She will be aroused by the increased chance of you being attacked or run over.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuysncTdv1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
ahahahahahahahahaha
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
78 is strange
"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"
hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKi6V6qCBk
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
the good grammer one is sort of odd coming from someone who is responsible for the sentence "boobs or butts doesn't matter". also "bro's"
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
grammer, yes
we have noticed a few people sending in messages regarding the similarity between
http://therulesofagentleman.tumblr.com/
&
http://etiquetteforagentleman.tumblr.com/
For all we know, we started this blog before them and theirs was made recently
For all we know!
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
OMG
I died.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ like my wife
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
guilty lol at that joke
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2b/3b/35/2b3b35921c282686efe7e265ebc46d3b.jpg
― niels, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 13:58 (eight years ago) link
50/50 on trading my balls for fully functional wings
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link
never mix whiskey and red bull btw
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:11 (eight years ago) link
I mean, in your stomach is fine. But not in a glass. No sir.
I want to say I was 16, maybe. My family went to Florida. I was—and still am—a passionate SCUBA diver. The water is the only place I feel graceful. I went by myself on a dive boat. There was me and maybe six other divers—all big, brawny men. I felt very small and hairless.— Chris Jones (@EnswellJones) July 17, 2020
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 July 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link
Incredible
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link
i get irrationally annoyed at the "i can't stop thinking about..." framework, but for the first time in forever, i read that and now i really can't stop thinking about that part at the end where one of the guys is lamenting that they didn't use cups instead
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:39 (three years ago) link
Stick around for this sub-thread too
It's all sorts of insanity like that. Last year I went to Cozumel on a dive trip with my dad and brother. The one guy on our boat spent the entire trip grilling me on why I didn't like Donald Trump, and then in the resort pool...— Dr. Buck Mulligan (@MorganBALROG) July 17, 2020
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link
the story is almost certainly fiction but at least it was funny
― call all destroyer, Monday, 20 July 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lllm5lhVHy1qktoezo1_400.png
― I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 February 2023 02:01 (one year ago) link
i can't turn my <3 into a condom
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2023 04:06 (one year ago) link
the skull and crossbones condom is great because it hurts so badly
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 04:19 (one year ago) link
Deuteronomytip #1016
Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and put on a heart condom
― soref, Friday, 3 February 2023 09:10 (one year ago) link