chillness index of fauna

http://www.nwnature.net/birds/images/nw_mallards.jpg

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mallards are v v chill

http://www.seawaysdiveschool.co.uk/resources/Basking+Shark.JPG

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these are chill, i guess, but for all their inoffensiveness they perhaps lack a little charm

as a longtime resident of mn, i have seen mallards. i have also posited the question, on seeing mallards "wait how do ducks fuck?" at which point as if to help me out, they did.

might wanna move them down the index is all i am saying

http://pic.wenwen.soso.com/p/20091221/20091221150246-1921196181.jpg

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coelecanths are an example of a very excellent animal that is not really amenable to the chillness paradigm

HORSESHOE CRABS

you know who's not chill is those fucking swans

mallards fuck by gang rape, not v chill imo

http://i.imgur.com/DIeft.jpg

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supremely chill, thanks to their song, their GIS results are really unchill but they did not choose their own taxonomy

http://www.thedudemag.com/wp-content/gallery/weird-animals/axolotl.jpg

best coasty-style stoner chill? u give the star rating.

Top 5 sleepiest animals

http://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/koala%20gunnedah%20compressed.JPG

merdes idk what that is but

****

http://www.geometer.org/Brazil2006/images/Rhea.jpg

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This rhea is mad just knowing you exist. Extremely unchill.

http://www.tapir.org/two_tapirs.jpg

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they're not that interesting

http://www.islandtimethairestaurant.com/panama_08_303.jpg

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well obviously

Tapirs are totally fascinating...I am baffled by nahk's assertion.

http://na.oceana.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/320x_explore_photo/explore/creatures/ocean320comsea_003_rep.jpg

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Common sea squirt...uncommonly chill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=715pE23NIm8

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/25/Sarlacc-BTM-DB.jpg

0 of 5 stars for the sarlaac

http://kevishere.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/harlow.jpg

baby rhesus monkey – **
terrycloth monkey substitute – **** she looks like she's had a few valium

http://www.polatkaya.net/flamingo3.jpg

"we eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning" - flamingos

sorry that was supposed to be:

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http://i.ehow.com/images/a05/g1/4j/do-pigs-cows-tapeworms_-800X800.jpg

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pigs aren't bad ppl, but they are not ordinarily chill, even though that particular one is maybe ****

turtles are nice little chaps

damn if pigs are ** then I lower my 3 stars for flamingos to 1 star

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/leaftailedgekko.jpg

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this kind of unreflective obnoxiousness is a bit mainstream bro for my liking.

can't image search atm but dugongs are pretty chill
****?

http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/wp-content/uploads/siberian-tiger0016-004.jpg

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the siberian tiger is nonpareil, but it isn't chill so much as ~cold~

an ATM is not an animal, VegemiteGrrl.

http://i56.tinypic.com/r2rl78.jpg

**½

an enigma: they murder baby porpoises and celebrate afterwards by blowing bubble rings. unchill humans like to ride on their backs, but that's not really their fault.

xpost neither is a smartass :)

:p

http://www.pachicosecotours.com/images/WhaleWatch3-08025.jpg

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gray whales are so chill that barnacles grow on them, but can be petty aggro about breaching sometimes

dolphins are not chill

the bigger cetaceans would qualify though

http://i55.tinypic.com/15pfhiv.jpg

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along with whale sharks, basking sharks are the lumbering sweethearts of the selachii underground

http://i.imgur.com/5HG87.jpg

real chill

http://i52.tinypic.com/of0w7o.jpg

0 stars for these quivering ratlike sweaterclad motherfuckers

***½ for dogs in general

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sJOJlVzBuB4/SkzO2mcM4MI/AAAAAAAAAHo/2j2Mcgp2mL4/s400/mandrill.jpg

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they're not chill

this is classic chill:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/14/article-1094657-02CC657D000005DC-117_634x409.jpg

http://www.onthevergeofdatingwhitegirls.com/images/whitedread_1.jpg

****

http://www.aerogarden.org.uk/forum/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/aerogarden-tortoise.jpg

Delightfully chill but I'm knocking off half a star cos I'm not sure they have any choice ****1/2

http://www.reptileknowledge.com/images/inland-taipan-snake.jpg

And yet other members of the reptile family are chippy little bastards

no stars

http://www.ecotours.com/images/dest_md4.jpg

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kinda reminds me of venerated classic ilxor 'mark s' for some reason

http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/Lcatta_sunning.jpg

**1/2

yeah you would think 'sunbathing lemurs, 5 stars no question' but they are projecting a kind of 'cosmic intelligences unconcerned with your puny struggles of life and death' vibe which is kinda orthogonal to the chill scale imo.

http://www.roflzoo.com/pics/042010/screaming-rabbit.jpg

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chillax, screaming rabbit.

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/~nhi708/classify/animalia/chordata/mammalia/chiroptera/bat.jpg
who is chiller — u decide

did you search for "least chill animal picture imaginable"?

aerial_bombardment.jpg

I feel like the centipede looks pretty chill tho considering circumstances

and the bat is just kinda shruggin' his shoulders at the camera like "heh ok, u caught me, pretty embarrassing"

http://i53.tinypic.com/20pdi04.jpg

This Anomodont dude looks pretty chill, we could hang out and listen to Bo Hansson-

http://i51.tinypic.com/2cz3vqu.jpg

Nevermind.

Woah are they trying to sneak into a ring-tailed lemur party or something?

they are trying to be your friends

:)

Hmm well I dunno if that kind of dissembling is the best way forward but ok I'll give them a chance.

those dudes totally remind of the possums from Bone

http://foxhavenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bumblebee-and-lavender.jpg

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bumblebees have a lot of dignity and they don't want to do any harm to anyone

this is the thread i was looking for to post this in, not "fuck yeah baby animals!" but, fuck yeah! it's chill

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1306201419/588/5047588.jpg

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that is an albino kiwi right?

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5221/5672860254_e4eeabd5cf.jpg

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they are graceful and well mannered but a bit weird

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lls6d3jmEH1qk5yn3o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1306635643&Signature=vt%2B0%2FSV0NZQcp8WfGF%2FF2%2F1j9Dg%3D

chill

apparently kiwi is not albino, it is v rare white variant kiwi.

want to hug puppeh

adorable puppies are adorable and wonderful, but rarely chill iirc

xp

http://scienceblogs.com/corpuscallosum/images/green_toad.jpg

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idk they are alright i guess, not overly excitable...siemlich chill

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http://www.hdpicturesofanimals.com/hd-animals-pictures/turtle-2.jpg

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nicle little chaps imo

l

http://www.livingworldimages.com/IMG_5225.jpg

http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/mraz/rock-hyrax-05a26056.jpg

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rock hyrax is one SRSLY unchill motherfucker.

http://i.imgur.com/poJQT.jpg

hedgehog: ***

lol i had just searched this thread to see if hedgehogs were listed

they are ***** imo

I saw a couple tapirs at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle this weekend, and I can tell you that they definitely deserve a higher chill rating. They were super fluffy and still, with a high cuddle factor.

Hedgehogs for five stars, seconded.

indisputible

http://www.dlisted.com/files/fathedgehogopenpost1.jpg

fleas tho

lol soapy hh!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FPjtgamAqCg/SXMw0Cnsq5I/AAAAAAAAFQ4/4cZH7ccou0g/s400/nuthatch+3+2009.jpg

nuthatches are p chill

oh, lets say

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they are graceful and well mannered but a bit weird

there's this one heron i see every time i go for a run that i swear has gone mad - i run on a path by a river, and for the past 4 weeks every time i've run past its territory it's been standing on the verges pacing back & forth staring up at the houses on the other side as if it's lost something. the ducks who also frequent that stretch sometimes look like they're mocking it. meanwhile the swans just stare at all these lesser creatures (including the humans) with undisguised disdain and disapproval

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2007/05/23/cassowary_350x470.jpg

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cassowaries are the least chill creatures in existence and all the better for it

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/mexicos-water-monster-disappeared-22270445

this is sort of heartbreaking

http://i.imgur.com/MmlBFUt.jpg

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the spotted porcupinefish looks chill

The porcupinefish concentrates a poison, called tetrodotoxin, in certain parts of its body such as the liver, skin, gonads and the viscera. Tetrodotoxin is a powerful neurotoxin. This defensive system constitutes an additional device to dissuade the potential predators.[2]

http://www.celsias.co.nz/media/uploads/ORANG_UTAN_BABY_-md34P51716.jpg

Don't know how this thread got so far w/o an orang. Maybe in one of the many broken imgs, maybe they're just too obvious, but *****+ these guys are never not chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwL7xUC6LqQ
and i know somebody posted alpacas above, but the pic is broken, and you have to see them in action. fuck llamas, imo

Orang utans are pretty much my favorite creatures in the world (aside from manatees and pugs and toddlers) but I wouldn't say they're chill exactly. They're to silly to be chill! Well, hmmmmm. Maybe adult orangs are pretty chill.

Actually lil ones are too I mean

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382333_673563092661397_853587478_n.jpg

only time they're not chill is when they're rampaging through Paris with a straight razor

http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/vyacheslavmishchenko-4-934x.jpg

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omfg so chill

yeah that is zenith chill

almost 200 posts and no mention of sloths? this thread has no cred.

do we have a new gold standard for faunal chillness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQvCCBbRK4

WOW that is pretty damn chill

can we get a consensus here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JDBdohRFc

So, did it piss in the pool?

I don't know how chill it is - it keeps circling in a paranoid manner.

good lord, 0/*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42fEZ23KzY

Siberian tiger chill in the face of exhortations to move out of the road, bad techno.

https://youtu.be/8Ca728OmdBM?t=1m35s

http://i.imgur.com/uxi3ijv.jpg

^a cool 10

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRA1VS-XkAA9IUN.jpg

^a cool....idk actually. adult maybe 4, kid hasn't learnt The Way yet