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When in the cinema (movieLAD) it goes quite during the trailers the silence is broken by one mates announcing loudly "Stop touching me I'm not gay!" Queue the whole cinema irrupting. LAD

One of my uniLADS was at the bar ordering a round of about 8 beers (snakey bLADS) as he turned round he bumped into some bird who split some of her own drink before the LAD could say sorry he was covered in her beverage (must have been on the blob) whithout a moments hesitation my uniLAD picks up the 8 pints one by one and throws them all over the bird revengeisadishbestservedwetLAD

Sat on train to Birmingham approaching Wigan and train driver shouts 'THIS IS WIGAN!' in the style of 'This is Sparta' on the microphone! Train banter LAD

this post is dedicated to the hilarious wifi network names found in student-heavy areas like fallowfield, manchester. women aren't funny so it must be the LADs

Finally found the perfect gift for my girlfriend, a cheryl cole mask. The tricky bit will getting her to wear it while we are doing our thing! cruisingforabruisingLAD

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When filling up my car, stopped the petrol counter dead on the zeros first time. ReactionsLAD

Just had a wank to celebrate the Ashes victory, patrioticLAD!

imnotqueersometimesijustgettheseurgesLAD

Out playing a spot of golf earlier lad and heard a rustle in the bushes. Went over to find my good friend Russel shoving a golf stick up a 9/10. Outdoors,impressive and comicalLAD

shouldhavemadeajokeabouthisnameLAD

mate was cracking onto tourist chick in london and he knew it was on but she wanted to see big ben before they go back to his house. big ben was very far away from his house so he took her to the nearest clocktower took a couple of pics and went back to his for some good loving !!! quick thinkingLAD

ahyesofcoursethenearestclocktowerLAD

I once got with an American girl. Things were going swimmingly until she told me she had been raped. I was already at her house by this time and didn't want to leave. I told her 'sometimes you have to confront your fear by confronting the thing that causes the fear'. I left the next morning. LAD

fucks sake, i thought i'd clicked on the 'whats happening to our board' until the last word of that.

BWAHAHAHA!

srs O_o moment

holy hell thought that was puckish satire from nakh, but no. (Poll currently Good Lad 1075 / Shit lad 247).

Me and the lads went out to a meat market pub in Stoke last Friday. They were if-ing and are-ing over which birds they fancied as they wanted 8/10+. I chatted to a very fat but pretty girl and was bollocks deep in her at her house a mile away by 10:45pm. Back at the pub by midnight to see the other lads still deciding and to drink till 2:00am. PrioritiesrightLAD.

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:57 (6 minutes ago)

Today, sitting in a Geography lecutre, my lecturer sticks a quote on the screen from Noel Gallagher. The quote was my only lecutre note I took in Geography today. NoelGallaLAD

― Mark G, Friday, 7 January 2011 15:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lols

whoa!

my apologies ; )

Having a few bev's at a mates house and his recently divorced mum arrives home (6/10 to be fair to her) and goes up to bed.he jokingly suggests i should nail her seeing as shes now single. an hour or two later he clocks off, she comes downstairs to get her phone, i jokingly tell her what he said, she duely agrees. looking for forward to the look on his face when i tell him i fucked his mum. doewhathestoldLAD

― conner Smedley, Friday, 31 January 2003 01:35 (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I tried to hip ILX to this thing like a year ago btw and no-one bit :(

slightlyaheadofthecurveLAD

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Studying PE teaching at uni and was on teaching placement at a local school. Walked into the gym at lunchtime to find some young LADS trying to chip a basketball into the hoop. Without hesitation stroll up and say 'if your gonna do it, do it right'. Instant legend student teacher. Passed Placement with merit LAD

omg PE teachers

I was celebrating my 16th birthday by having a bbq at my house. Invited all the lads and some girls as well. The girls all went home at 11 and thats when me and the remaining lads went absolutely crazy! I live in a small, quiet village and that night we absolutely tore it up! Through the course of the night we did the following... Threw bins onto the primary school roof... Pissed off the top of bridges... Threw rocks at a truck driver coming round the roundabout causing him to pull over and us to run away... Grand National a whole street of cars, my mate putting his foot through the sunroof... Emptied a tub of coleslaw onto the top of a neighbours car... Stole potted plants from neighbours front gardens and placed them in the road... Covered the house of a girl from school with cheese and chive dip... Went into our secondary school, took a shit on the playground... Looked through peoples windows whilst they were watching telly... Used my high visibility jacket to steal farmers sign saying, "beware, bull beef" for my bedroom door... Drank a lot of beer... Passed around a lot of banter... All in all, it was the best way i could celebrate my 16th birthday, with the lads, ripping the shit into my tiny village! KnowshowtopartyinstyleLAD

Just threw a snowball at a disabled old woman and made her fall. AccurateLAD

the faq says they actually screen for offensive comments, which means no entries for racial epithets but plenty of stuff like that ^^ and abt rape etc

letting your mate bum you so he can lose his virginity before the age of 30. LAD

Had to give into my long-term urges today (tryingsomethingnewLAD) ... so i decided to plunge to fingers into my anus, as the pleasure became too much i decided to sit dowm, but unfortunately i did it too quick (overeagerLAD) ... causing me to break my two fingers ... and now to top it all off my keyboard is covered in some brown substance ... SHOULD HAVEWASHED HIS HANDS LAD

I got my new fake ID today. Though it says I'm only 17. I'm 34. Under 18 discos; here I come, SneakyLAD

After returning home to the parents house over xmas smashed after a bangless night out I was casually having a wank in bed... as you do. I heard a smash downstairs, couldnt do anything about it with a stonk on... woke up the next morning, walked downstairs to my mum crying.... turned out we got burgled and they'd taken everything whilst i was upstairs having a wank. PrioritiesLAD

something rly unnerving about the random interjections of 'LAD'

like an adult daycare for ex-military tourettes sufferers in bedfordshire

do they five themselves their own sing-off or does a mod do that? cluelessLAD

*give* pissedLAD

proper fit 9/10 girl passed out on couch at student house party, slapped her a couple of times but failed to wake her, figured i'd give her one as she was out for the count... 2 months later she's pregnant and her fella thinks he's the dad and doesn't understand why using condoms didn't work! opportunisticLAD

please let that be a parody

no, but it's probably bullshit.

A mate of mine who works in sports science gave me a load of exploding candy the other day, Bring on halloween LAD.

was it whey protein popping candy?

do u reckon these are proper SSB's or not ~intense~ enough?

During Freshers week at uni one of my flat mates was lagging after the first 2 days drinking (Tired LAD) To perk himself up he decides to take some of the relentless energy pills. Despite a clear warning to take one every 6 hours on the pot. He makes the executive decision to munch all 24 in the pack and wash it down with some sketchy red bull from Thailand.... He didn't sleep for 5 days straight and lost a stone from constant sweating and shaking. After taking him to hospital more than half a week later (Concerned LAD) the doctor informs me that he had a resting heart rate of 189 bpm and "is a hero that he's still alive" RELENTLESS LAD

During my short-lived DiS posting stint a few months ago there was a thread on this. Maybe like 1 or 2 of them were funny, the rest made me want everyone who's ever been in a Carling commercial or the audience for a James Corden show doused in sewage

and before you were so chill with those ppl ;_;

I am chill with everyone, those ppl maybe deserved nothing more than permanent halitosis before truelad.com came along

Out with the boys for a big night seeing as everyone is back from uni. Making some shapes on the dance floor and a Justin Bieber song comes on. This causes me and the LADs to stop dancing and standing still for the entire song shouting shitLAD to the guys still dancing. Next song is Sex on Fire-Kings of Leon and we all go mad. NotDancingToShitMusicLAD

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Two of my mates are avid Charlton supporters (shitLADS) - but credit where credit\'s due for a few weeks ago... one of them was smashing some bird at his mates while there was a party on. The other lad waits until they are well underway and storms in, scarf in hand, and gets into bed with them singing Charlton songs. Instead of telling him to fuck off the lad on top of the girl along highfives his mate and starts singing along while he\'s still seeing to this girl who isn\'t best pleased. \"VALLEY FLOYD ROAD\" LADS

During Freshers week at uni one of my flat mates was lagging after the first 2 days drinking (Tired LAD) To perk himself up he decides to take some of the relentless energy pills. Despite a clear warning to take one every 6 hours on the pot. He makes the executive decision to munch all 24 in the pack and wash it down with some sketchy red bull from Thailand.... He didn't sleep for 5 days straight and lost a stone from constant sweating and shaking. After taking him to hospital more than half a week later (Concerned LAD) the doctor informs me that he had a resting heart rate of 189 bpm and "is a hero that he's still alive" RELENTLESS LAD

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, January 8, 2011 1:43 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahahaha. my mates brother is a bit of an ssb and had to be taken to the a&e after taking too much ephedrine and training like crazy trying to get "cut".

yeah alternative punishment: being made to listen to Bieberslow repeatedly until they crack and embrace the cosmos

wtf nakhchivan

you made that up. denialLAD

He led Islamic opposition to the Franks and other European Crusaders in the Levant. At the height of his power, he ruled over Egypt, Syria, Mesopotamia, Hejaz, and Yemen. He led the Muslims against the Crusaders and eventually recaptured Palestine from the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem after his victory in the Battle of Hattin. SaLADin.

ha this is someone from 'libya' and it has the most negative rating i've seen

yeah basically the best ones tend to have massive negative ratings

I'm a student at Cambridge University, still managed to put the word 'banter' five times into an essay on tension in Shakespeare's works. AnytimeanyplaceLAD

idk i guess at this point they should just close all the universities and quarantine them until boris johnson, time lovejoy and hard-fi have died of the pox

my ex-poly was a erm tepidbed of indifference

would have said the LAD phenomenon was more a bros in Bench t-shirts at decent provincial uni sort of thing

dg!

bros in Bench t-shirts at decent provincial uni sort of thing = this was the sportssciencebro thing we were riffing on a while back

that description makes me think LOUGHBOROUGH btw -- the only ppl i know who went there are all kind of athletic, sportsbro doing business studies types

definitely a lot of LADs in that contingent, but then some of those ppl are quite serious cuz they want to become brokers after all

the particular example i had in mind was a leeds fresher who boasted to me that "I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE STUDENT LOAN ON COCAINE AND I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK"

i gave him an apparently desperately needed cigarette but not the £20 he swore he'd give back to me next week etc

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@MrBlackMills great banta lad, lol #coming4unow http://yfrog.com/h2l5tmsj

The woman claimed she fell asleep following a drunken night out clubbing and saw photographs of the incident on Rodgers' mobile phone in the morning.

The players told the court there was nothing sexual in what went on and the woman was awake during most of the 'boy banter'.

Rodgers' father, Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers, sat in the public gallery among eight members of the players' families.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/clifford-chance-trainee-lawyer-faces-sack-after-describing-his-work-as-fing-people-over-for-money-8814754.html

find it amazing how assholish behaviour can be excused when it obtains a name and therefore some ritualistic validation

like, watching my tutee play minecraft i was tickled when he said he'd form an alliance and then 'scumbag' his teammate. i was all "that's dishonourable and nasty" but apparently scumbagging is now a craft, a skill of subterfuge

Hey look at that - I am the master of a trade!

xp https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/336048706853937152

bahaha slick dick, down w/ kids again

#atheistLAD

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Another #AtheistLAD · Expand Collapse ... Richard Dawkins is my new favourite person, everything he says is so intellectual and just so...right #atheistLAD.

when you've been called a LAD on twitter you may as well stop trying any harder, you've made it

Alexander Wilson ‏@lighthousealex 25 Jun

99% sure Serena Williams has balls not ovaries. #beast #wimbledon2013

hes postly pretty vanilla, ladness probably inhibited by going to UNI at sussex surrounded by laurie penny types

could be fun if he autogoogles i suppose

what is a laurie penny type?

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Of course, polyamory isn't always political. People do it for all sorts of reasons, from grand ethical statements to boredom – managing the drama of multiple relationships is a great way to kill time on a Sunday afternoon. Personally, I started practising non-monogamy in my early 20s as a statement against the tyranny of the heterosexual couple form and the patriarchal nuclear family – but then again, I did a lot of silly things for similar reasons in my early 20s. If you'd asked 21-year-old me why precisely I was hanging half-naked out of a fourth-floor window on Holloway Road, I'd probably also have answered "as a statement against the tyranny of the heterosexual couple form". Nowadays, from the wise and serious vantage point of my mid-20s, I practice non-monogamy because it works for me. It doesn't work for everyone, and I might not choose it forever.

^^^spruuuuuung

what do u think of laurie penny?

me? or lj?

she's written & spoken articulately, not many holes to pick

as a prominent spokesperson for the left she's definitely in the top quartile

attracts a lot of dunderheaded cant from cryptofascist shitheads as well

also you think she is hot

lol

you can tell shes not a true EBOUÉ WAS JOKES north londoner cuz she doesnt say the holloway road

absolutely no opinion on this matter. haven't met her for a start. seems kinda irrelevant to her writing. xps

what if you combined truelad with cockroach news?

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CockroachLAD

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'legend' the new film abt the kray twins starring tom hardy as both kray twins looks like a potentially significant event for the true lad cohort

that was in my trending feed

also unilad came up on my facebook "suggested groups" earlier :-(

thats what u deserve for submitting to tertiary education, inshallah

:-(

shoulda listened to me mum, don't stay in school she always used to tell me

(but technically it's *access to TE at this stage, I still have an out)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/teen-loses-finger-at-croydon-rave-continues-dancing-because-the-bass-was-hard-9546200.html

Unilad seems to be slightly different, misogynist-targeted clickbait articles/men's magazines shite, was a little disappointed it doesn't look like a daily dose of bantz

we could a been yr daily dose o bants but not no more

i too was disappointed that unilad had moved away from the pure bantz, i was all ready to be outraged when i saw it pop up in my fb recs but it was just dull shit.

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/profile-enda-mclaughlin-1.1844731?page=1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TScyT4NpRJ4

thought this could be him, 'representing letterkenny' no less, though sadly it was filmed while the late great enda was incarcerated

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towards a progressive banter

http://uniladmag.com/articles/derren-brown-deals-with-homophobic-abuse-like-a-boss/

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enjoy that whole 'today's teens make out they're wild but are actually lame' thing. feels sort of Edwardian or something, like they might also enjoy trundling a hoop

classic

The Damascene conversion hasn’t done Harrington or Unilad any harm. Though its most obvious competitor, TheLadBible (which was also based on a brand set up by Partridge) has a headstart, particularly on other platforms such as Instagram and Snapchat, Unilad’s 11.5m Facebook likes put it just ahead of TheLadBible’s 11.1m in its core territory. It claims to have moved beyond the original Unilad’s rump of university-aged males to reach a diverse audience of 16- to 30-year-olds, and Harrington claims women are more likely to share and like Unilad posts than men.

https://twitter.com/Scottish_Tweets/status/756079613449601024