1. Just be yourself and everybody will respect you.
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link
2. Kids can live happily and safely with minimal adult supervision.
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
3. Wearing a wig renders you unrecognisable to your closest acquaintances.
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
4. Lemmings hurl themselves off cliffs when their population gets too large.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link
5. Every teenage girl's best friend is kooky.
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
6. If you can't make the right decision using the evidence at hand, a large red arrow will likely be along to indicate the best option. Which is also very likely to be spelled out to you by a group of disembodied children.
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
7. Platypi make excellent secret agents.
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 11:47 AM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark
I'd like to believe that one is true tbh.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
8. You will live a life free of bitterness, rancour and the encroaching shadow of death.
― O Permaban (NickB), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
9. Listen to your heart and you'll always make the right decision.
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
9. Tasks are fun!
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
9. How many is nine?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
9. Posting to ilx from a phone, the site will still notify you about xposts
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
13 or something. Repeating a single phrase will forever free you from all mental turmoil and stress.
― e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
It annoys me at the end of every episode how fast Mickey and his friends disappear from the gate before the camera pans out.
(Check it around :45)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wePMYM4av6Q
And then from out of nowhere, the little rodent is back, about 300 yards from where he should be.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
10. You can stop bullying. This is a lie, kids have been cruel to other kids since the beginning of time.
― Edward Cullen dumped me and I stumbled in the woods (MintIce), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
15. Clean jokes are funny too, or so the laugh track seems to think.
― StanM, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Some of my favourite jokes are clean! Also you can't stop the concept of "bullying", but you can line dance on a bully's nards until he learns valuable life lessons.
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
16. It's okay to put no effort into your schoolwork and exploit everybody who cares about you as long as you have a shaky grasp on magic.
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link
everyone except noodle vague needs to stop posting in/ruining this excellent thread
― max, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
He should probably start a blog if he doesnt want other people to participate?
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
nah i have no problem with people participating.
17. Attractive and socially popular 16 year-olds consider kissing somebody on the cheek in a public space "3rd base".
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
18. An obnoxious sociopathic pre-teen is the ideal manager for your small business.
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
19. People who don't have English accents are not to be trusted.
― 전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
20. While personal attributes may apply to a number of people, they may especially apply to Raven.
― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
21. The people worth knowing are either attractive or funny, but never both, and the funny ones don't really matter after all.
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
22. Do unto others as you would have thBLAM!
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
23. America is a post-racial melting pot but Indians are consistently fucking hilarious
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 September 2012 10:15 (eleven years ago) link
24. Dear Bella Thorne and Zendaya, if fashion is your kryptonite, does that mean it weakens you and can be fatal if you get too close to it?
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 September 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link
25. http://www.theculturemom.com/the-sassiness-of-kids-tv/
no joke i am broadly sympathetic to what this woman says
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 September 2012 10:22 (eleven years ago) link
actually i meant to post this one
http://childdevelopmentinfo.com/children-media-safety/sassy-kids-watching-sassy-tv.shtml
hey i'm part of a movement
― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 September 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link
26. I kinda miss the Disney Channel and most of it is Dostoevsky compared to that reality show about the Canadian dance school.
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 December 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link