Do you pee in the shower?

There's a separate board for this sort of barbarism

It will be interesting to see the number of no votes, cause then we will know the number of TOTAL LIARS on ILX.

Of course, why not?

I like seeing how close to the drain I can get. I should put it on my resumé.

I dunno, I'm not sure about the way the question is phrased. I'd be fine with a yes vote if the question was either 'have you peed in the shower?' or 'would you pee in the shower?', but 'do you pee in the shower?' implies a habitual shower/pee occurrence, so I'm tempted to vote no.

It will be interesting to see the number of no votes, cause then we will know the number of TOTAL LIARS on ILX.

― the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Sunday, December 5, 2010 2:08 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

i wash in the toilet

It will be interesting to see the number of no votes, cause then we will know the number of TOTAL LIARS on ILX.

― the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Sunday, December 5, 2010 2:08 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

― kanellos (gbx), Sunday, December 5, 2010 3:35 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hm. I was wondering if there was a gender divide, but perhaps not. I mean, I have nothing against peeing in the shower per se, I just don't tend to do it.

yeah i never do. i don't really think it's that gross, but call me crazy i just always pee in the toilet before i shower in the morning

This thread: deja vu, for real.

i stopped

If I need to pee badly enough, I'll do it anywhere that will not collect a pool of pee. The shower is fine and dandy.

From a water usage POV, peeing in the shower and using water that you'd using anyway to wash it away is much more efficient than flushing a toilet.

can't dispute any of the logic tabled itt but still feel a tinge of guilt when i use the shower for said purpose.

as in "the toilet's just there, if only i had realised i needed a wee before i started the water running... also i am now standing in piss."

for a minute i thought this was the gay thread and i got excited that you were in here

oh well a man can always dream

i rarely do it but sometimes when i do i can't tell whether i'm actually peeing or not.

i don't think I've done this since I was 7

maybe I'll go do it now for old times' sake

I did it this afternoon while reading this thread.

awww, surm

if anything changes in that dept, you'll be first to know. :)

i think im gonna have a bath.

Do you ILX in the shower?

xp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/katiejen/weird-al-laptop-in-shower.jpg

Do you pee on ILX, in the shower or elsewhere?

Who told everyone that it's disgusting to pee in the shower? Question authority.

shitting in the sink is pretty poor form though

It will be interesting to see the number of no votes, cause then we will know the number of TOTAL LIARS on ILX.

― the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Sunday, December 5, 2010 2:08 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

― kanellos (gbx), Sunday, December 5, 2010 3:35 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ENBB, Monday, December 6, 2010 5:17 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

just wanna drop in and thank ilx for educating me about this, it has been a positive force in my life.

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George Costanza: It's not good to hold it in. I read that in a medical journal.
Jerry: Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of somebody else's urine?

this never really becomes a question for me because i usually go to the bathroom right before taking a shower -- a week or two back i actually did have to pee while in the shower and kind of thought about it briefly like "should i pee in the shower? when's the last time i did that, anyway? had to be years and years ago. ehhh...i'll just do it when i get done here, the toilet's like 2 feet away."

took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes

dying

the princess and the sb

the princess and the clog

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/10/Foul-Frog-Shit-in-shower-Stomp-down-drain8.jpg

TamTam, making wine in the shower

• Showerwine
• Popcorn Wine
• Red Wine and Ice Cream
• Chianti and Scrambled Eggs
• Bread and Jam and Wine Coolers
• Doritos and Barleywine

princess, you are welcome to post in my thread

pooping right before showering

I do this from time to time when I forget to pee before stepping into the shower. It used to feel wrong, but I've somehow managed to overcome that.

my mam and sister keep their ext collection of shower prods on the ground and im not gonna hose their things down w piss

but at my own place i do sometimes but also sometimes get out to go

i assume weve covered watersports

haha that showering thread. wtf apple butter girlfriend story

dont remind us plz

all you people with the "i pee right before i shower" thing--do you ever take showers at odd times of day, because you're hot or something? is your life really that routinized?

the sound of the water as its warming up makes me wanna pee

no, i p freely

urine kills athlete's foot y'all

also good for jellyfish stings. peed on my own leg once cuz of that

u dont need to be stung by a jellyfish to pee on ur own leg

yeah i never do. i don't really think it's that gross, but call me crazy i just always pee in the toilet before i shower in the morning

― john water (harbl), Sunday, December 5, 2010 5:45 PM (1 week ago)

yeah baltimore posters otm in this thread, except i do think it's kinda gross. plus i share a shower with another person?

anyway i do have sort of a routine, i almost always 1) turn on the shower to get the water hot 2) pee IN THE TOLIET 3) leave it unflushed so the "pipes don't get messed up" or whatever and make my shower cold (this might be in my head) then 4) flush after i'm done

i felt weird posting that and it kinda reminded my why i never post to iltmi

what about the instances when you're sharing a shower? Do you pee then? Ask permission?

x-post - dude, you're banned from ILTMI. I have no idea why but you have been ever since I became a mod.

Which is not to say that I did it, just that you have been at least as long as I've been able to see board bans.

i asked to be right when it was formed, lol - i actually don't think i'm banned anymore though? iirc i posted something a month ago or so

It says you are when I look at the board bans. idk though - I might be reading it wrong or something

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18 filthy liars....

I occasionally piss in the shower. These things happen when you're taking a shit.

what the fuck @ 62 of you

i don't tend to flip over household stuff but i would lose my shit if i discovered anyone i lived with (and shared the shower with) ever did this

77.5% of your flatmates pee in the shower sorry

i don't tend to flip over household stuff but i would lose my shit if i discovered anyone i lived with (and shared the shower with) ever did this

― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Sunday, December 12, 2010 6:20 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

irrational imo

y'all know urine is sterile right

yo everybody sleepover at lex's tonight, I will be bartending and serving everybody diuretics

for appetizers, ~asparagus~ will be served

i thought this was really gross when i first heard of people doing it but apparently it's a common thing?? i pee in toilet right before getting in shower always...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557

Why don't they just not flush the toilet for the first pee of the day? I don't see the need to pee in the shower.

you do understand though that the water coming out of the shower and travelling down the plughole carrys the pee away with it

Showers aren't as powerful in the UK as they are in the US. A miserable dribble of lukewarm water is not unusual.

A miserable dribble of lukewarm water is not unusual.

yeah, my bladder function isn't what it once was either

I think ive started to do this more as a direct result of this thread btw

best if you pee in the shower while you're drinking a beer

I fear going to prison or joining a football team and showering in a big white room with multiple nozzles sticking out of the wall. I'm not sure how I'd handle my many year habit of having a second morning pee after I relax in the hot water.

I no longer pee in the sink because it was causing strain on my calf muscles and spots on my mirror.