Tastiest of America's Most Fattiest Foods

ok is garbage plate slang for cunnilingus or is fleishkuechie? voted chicken fried steak in either case.

(xp) depends what's in the empanadas

who eats a 2 foot long hot dog? really

that reminds me of a joke we used to tell in middle school:

when is my dick two feet long?

when it's folded in half.

I would totally eat a luther burger

but nothing beats chicken fried steak iirc

OMG

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2010-07/54924191.jpg

Nick Tahoe's!!! <3 Going there was a thing when I went to school in upstate NY so for that reason alone I have to vote for the garbage plate.

"tahou's", rather

i'll take a plate of the cheese curds and some charred bbq ends.

So hard to vote because I haven't had everything. Those charred bbq ends look delicious.

Cheese curds edges Philly cheesesteak.

is bbq secretly healthy? texas is represented by corn dog (how decadent), north carolina by liver mush, missouri by some hardees shit.

Burnt ends of course. Their description is so dumb, as though they've never had them & do not know the awesomeness. They're like the best part of living here.

eek, too many "they"s there, meant that the mag's description is dumb, & the burnt ends are great.

Turducken is pretty unstoppable, imo.

I've never had turducken, but I have a 12 pound one sitting in my fridge RIGHT NOW.

I'm actually going to pull it apart and make a poultry centipede.

FEED JEFF

And don't pull it apart. You know how turkey sandwiches get boring in the week after Thanksgiving? Turducken sandwiches do not have this problem. You could just eat it forever.

There's a version of the garbage plate at Daddy-O in the West Village. It's pretty good, but you definitely feel it afterwards.

all of this stuff looks beyond nasty -- i voted for the deep dish pizza

country fried steak is beyond nasty??

http://www.ordinaryrecipesmadegourmet.com/country-fried-steak.jpg

There is nothing on this list that I would not eat.

well by "all" i meant like "with the exception of three or four things"

Haven't had country fried steak in a long time. Miss it :(

There is nothing on this list that I would not eat.

^

More than once, in most cases.

you guys = fronting

if you're gonna come out & say that you would eat multiple kfc double downs i reserve the right to stop taking your opinions seriously

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2010-07/54923177.jpg

voting country ham because of red eye gravy.

A student ate a "Double Down" on a dare last August; he said he suffered a migraine for the better part of the night and had to be surgically separated from a bottle of water.

if you're gonna come out & say that you would eat multiple kfc double downs i reserve the right to stop taking your opinions seriously

I have a hard time believing that you would not, if given the chance and maybe a secluded room. Don't tell me that shit doesn't look disgustingly delicious.

i like the look of that thing that appeared to be vomiting bacon

More like legs spreading open and exuding bacon.

My love of country ham is well documented.

no primanti bros. no cred

http://www.primantibrothers.com/

Eskimo ice cream is kinda blowing my mind right now! I'd never heard of that before.

I'd probably eat at least like 30 of these? I'd skip the brain sandwich and the 10 pound burger (no burger that big can be good). Voted for Arkansas catfish, cuz fried catfish owns.

Don't tell me that shit doesn't look disgustingly delicious.

― Bull fighting, Paris, hunting, suicide (kenan), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

fuck outta here

Rocky Mountain Oysters
Ingredients: Calf testicles, salted water or buttermilk, vegetable oil or lard

Thought they were actual oysters (although realized that didn't make much sense) until I just went through all the pics. Has anyone actually eaten these before?

the 10 pound burger (no burger that big can be good).

this is how i feel about a 2 foot tall sandwich of bacon

And yeah, the eskimo ice cream is completely mind boggling. I can't even imagine what that must taste like.

in-n-out vs. breakfast burrito

I voted chocolate chip cookies. Not a proprietary fast food product. Delicious as all get out.

i wld like to know what they did to chocolate chip cookies to get them on this list

idgaf what kind of yuppie monster this makes me but i wouldnt eat any of this shit

Chicken Fried Steak is one of God's great gifts to breakfast.

website only lets you open the first 13 at a time, someone please post all the pics itt with captions

correct answer is the double double. in n out, even though it's now pretty damn big compared to when there weren't any that weren't drive-thru or walk-up with one or maybe two stone picnic tables outside the walk-up window, has remarkably maintained its quality. I'm pretty damn picky veering on nutrition nazi about what I'll eat food-wise these days (I think I drink way more wine than any nn would condone) but in n out is the irresistible force so I'm lucky I'm east of all that. most of the rest of this stuff, who really cares, especially the double down, fuck outta here with that garbage, the double double is for all time.

i won't eat at in-n-out unless i'm desperate because i find mormons creepy.

spinach empanadas are indescribable, especially at 10 am between breakfast and lunch

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2010-07/55042798.jpg

the sausage biscuit bowl seems to lack sausages biscuits and a bowl. idgi

i take it back; hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner in my mouth

burnt fat in tin foil makes no sense to me

burnt fat in tin foil makes no sense to me

well now we know conclusively that you are not an American

bread covered in sugar whats not to love its essentially all you need in life

tennessee's burger looks like an ejoyable meal and if you ignore the blurb underneath it, you wouldn't think it deserved to be here.

a scone the size of yr head sounds FUCKING MARVELLOUS kudos utah

1 vermonster kills 12 people: another day in vermont.

crab louis salad idgi even the blurb makes it seem fine

lamb chops? the intern who made this list got bored halfway through, huh?

fried cheese turds back on track well done wisconsin

nebraska offers chocolate ice creams? this intern better have got fired.

this list is fucking hysterical

like, how do you even put brain sandwiches on the same list as corn dogs

and why are there so many entries from national chains that are not actually particular to any one state

clam chowder has cream in it - shock horror. srs this list became no fun v quickly

WTF THEY GAVE CHEESE CURDS TO WISCONSIN WHILE MINNESOTA GETS A DAIRY QUEEN BURGER

philly cheesesteak makes me wonder what CHEESE WHIZ is? I hope it does not involve actual wiz.

neveda gets... a buffet? seriously? i might write the chicago tribune a letter of complaint. or am i really to believe that all you can eat places are just a vegas thing?

I laughed a lot at that

thank you west virginia! that is a beast. possibly a literal beast. its bigger than that guys smackable face!

and that was an enjoyable way to waste time i should have spent more wisely

think i'm going to vote the headsized scone

iowa's nuclear beef sundae

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:34 (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

seriously that is not a 'food'

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:34 (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ehh the ingredients listed sound not only reasonable but delicious HOWEVER whatever those yellow bits in the photo should be called it is not "cheddar cheese"

Most of the giganto-burgers and garbage plates just look stupid to me, and not at all appetizing. (Quadruple Bypass Burger: "Patrons weighing over 350 pounds eat for free.") I also don't have much of a sweet tooth.

Since this is a U.S. based survey, they missed out on poutine, which I might have voted for.

Fried catfish for me.

Voted Crab Louie as the least resistable of the lot.

still lolling that this list is comparing "Eskimo ice cream" to things like lobster rolls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

love meats but this vid made me want these people to be eaten by a wild hungry pig

WTF THEY GAVE CHEESE CURDS TO WISCONSIN WHILE MINNESOTA GETS A DAIRY QUEEN BURGER

So much of this list is so half-assed.

I will give grudging props to them giving Kentucky the Double Down

GRUDGING

sad lolz at 20 pictures of 16-storey cheeseburgers covered in cream and deep-fried, served in a bucket of macaroni cheese and bacon rinds, followed by "hi guys, you know this lamb chop is bad, right? right?!"

sadder lolz at my terrible sweet tooth (salty tooth, fatty tooth): some of these look pretty great and/or the sort of thing I would eat w/o thinking that I was having a shocking rare treat and should eat nothing but lettuce for the next 150 days afterwards

Deep-fried crabmeat
A Loco Moco
Chocolate chip cookies
Empanadas
Arkansas catfish
Mississippi Mud Pie
Maine Lobster Roll
Fleischkuechie
Sausage Biscuit Bowl
Charred BBQ Ends
Utah Scone
Crab Louis Salad <= without the pickles, h8 pickles
Fried Cheese Curds
New England Clam Chowder
Philly Cheesesteak

^^actively want to eat these, would not even have to be hungover

a lot of these just appear to be acceptable food, but 5 times as much of it as one would normally consume, like the sundry burgers with 94939344 patties per dish.

i did actually say "holy christ" out loud when the luther burger popped up though :/

i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry when i was in miami two weeks ago, they were so so delicious and did not seem particularly unhealthy

voting maine lobster roll, anyway. doesn't seem inordinately fatty to me.

fried cheese curds will change your life, seriously

especially given that i love cheese in literally all of its forms, i'm guessing

i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry

That sounds delicious

i had them at this place - http://www.olamiami.com/ - which i can't recommend highly enough

I can't stop my horror over Eskimo icecream. Reminds me of the episode of Dirty Jobs where this couple make bird food out of rendered fat and insects; at one point I think Mike is stirring up a giant tub of fat with maggots and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
Eskimos, I heart you but your icecream terrifies me.

I thought that the incident the Luther Burger is named in tribute to was an urban myth? Feel like they're slandering a dead man :/

Chicken Fried Steak
Ingredients: Beef, egg, milk, salt, pepper, flour.

has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?

it's chicken-fried steak

I have a serious respect for the Eskimo ice cream because it's the most efficient fat delivery system out of all of the fatty foods on the list, which I understand is pretty key for folks who live in the Arctic.

luther burger vs. beignet. if you don't pick one of the ones from the south then i just smh at u so hard

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Yeah a lot of these are bad as much because of HOLY HELL WHAT IS WITH THE PORTION SIZE WTF. I mean, that breakfast burrito. Get tae fuck, no one person would eat all that.

breakfast burritos are mega-delicious and yet i've never been served one w/12 eggs and a full pound of ham

The writing on this is maddening. "ultra-fatty shortening" – shortening is just fat.

Also IMO it is cheating to have both "Native American frybread" and the "Utah scone" because they are exactly the same thing!

i once took a poo while hungover and needed to throw up before i had a chance to flush the loo, layering my sick on my poo: the loco moco. hawaii is winning in the eww race so far.

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:24 (5 days ago)

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woot! I voted for the double double. Fucking good and hard to believe it is as fatty as it is.