rolling "Is This Racist?" thread

"what's a four-letter-word for indian bread?"

"it's naan of your business"

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man if only i were quick like you <3 <3 <3

it was sometimes funny

but i fear youtube bombing this thread cos a lot of it wasn't v funny

'like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi' sounds like a goodness gracious me punchline

I guess he was asking you because of your phenotype but I would have spent a long time trying to think of an imaginary short word for Navajo fry bread and not been actually quick irl

it was kinda resourceful of the ol codger imho, i appreciated his willingness to sleuth around for his crossword answers

i am going to watch the whole thing thank you nakh and thank you uk desis

i suspect you shouldn't?

ha i'd guess it's worth a look for curiosity's sake

I guess he was asking you because of your phenotype but I would have spent a long time trying to think of an imaginary short word for Navajo fry bread and not been actually quick irl

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:17 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this whole encounter would have gone down differently in the southwest than in buffalo imo...all kinds of local demographics affect white people's assumptions about indeterminately-raced brown people. there weren't a lot of east indian americans in providence so when i lived there a significant number of white randoms would ask me if i was portuguese which to me was like ??? do i look white to you??? but i feel like portuguese whiteness was somehow not full whiteness in that region.

i kinda think asking for help with crosswords is lame to begin with. i mean if a loved one is at the breakfast table with you and it's bugging you that you can't figure one out, sure, but going up to a stranger? you might as well do your crossword at the computer and google everything.

asking strangers for help with your crossword is a key element of afternoons in the pub tbh. but not based on racial profiling, obv

also gyms are so disgusting and i was all sweaty and i was like please don't attempt to interact with me in this state can't we just ignore each other like civilezed people

omg civilized i guess i am madder about this thing than i thought ps it happened like a decade ago

have a naan

passes u an ice cold naan straight out the indian store freezer

i actually did just have a naan for real (maybe that was what made me think of this?), but maybe i need another.

it is the bread of our people

it's delicious. i particularly like it with coconut on top. also w/ cheese + spinach.

have a naan

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:26 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually did just have a naan

― horseshoe, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:28 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

XD

please don't jagger the naan mordy

i'm just really munchy

this whole encounter would have gone down differently in the southwest than in buffalo imo...all kinds of local demographics affect white people's assumptions about indeterminately-raced brown people. there weren't a lot of east indian americans in providence so when i lived there a significant number of white randoms would ask me if i was portuguese which to me was like ??? do i look white to you??? but i feel like portuguese whiteness was somehow not full whiteness in that region.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 9:20 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

portuguese people are kinda dark!

everyone thought I was spanish when I lived in europe

the difference between white men and white men, i guess

portuguese people are dark like italians can be dark like greeks can be dark...i had always assumed those people turned white in comparison with me, but providence is different racially than other places in the u.s. i've lived.

lol xp

I get asked where I am from about ever two to three days

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 9:54 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark

"at what age did you come over?"

portuguese and spanish people can be wayyy darker than italians or greeks

portuguese ppl totally aren't white in new england, haven't you seen mystic pizza???

please don't jagger the naan mordy

I keep hearing this in my head to "One Toke Over the Line"

portuguese ppl totally aren't white in new england, haven't you seen mystic pizza???

― 1staethyr, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:41 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes and i've also lived in providence, where there are a lot of portuguese americans. those people are still white though! i am interested in this "compromised" whiteness but i don't really get how it's different from a version of italian americanness, for example.

I think it is quite different!

i consider portuguese people white for sure

well there is 'white' the identity but does anyone think that a randomly selected italian person would have the same chance at being mistaken for mexican as a randomly selected portuguese person

what an unportuguese turn this conversation has taken

we'll need a control group

I mean cristiano ronaldo is straight up darker than most italian people I am not sure what the pc way to put that is but I think I am allowed it because I am more or less as dark as he is also as attractive

does anyone know a nine letter word for portuguese shish kabob

portuguese and spanish people can be wayyy darker than italians or greeks

― iatee, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 3:40 AM (5 minutes ago)

this is only rly gitanos i think.....otherwise like calabrese ppl look a lot like andalucians &c

ronaldo is madeiran

quite possibly has noneuropean ancestry

when I get really tan in the summer some people think I'm thai \O_o/

I did not know he was made there

this is polemic

i tan v well i could be a portuguese when i tan, so i guess what im asking is am i down

i def always thought of lag∞n as portuguese or at least galician, he has that sense of saudade about him

he is swarthy

"swarthy" is a word i sometimes think about white people and then think "is this racist?"

if iatee is getting a fulbright grant to study the pigmentation of southern europe maybe he can start with lag∞n and understand what it means to have that fiery latin soul

lol u guys