Is there a career or job in this world that is entirely (or largely) free from changes, upheaval, technological reworking, etc? The only ones I can think of (and this is a completely uneducated guess) is maybe "mural painter." Aside from some minor materials developments, this seems like it's probably about the same as it was a couple hundred years ago, and unlikely to change too dramatically in the next hundred years. I'm thinking really long-term here.
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Other ideas I had (not necessarily accurate or good):
Sex workerStreet sweeper (or do they just have trucks do this now?)
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
naw im sure mural painting has changed with new kinds of paints, projectors etc
― al-goreda (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
um...
cobbler?
― al-goreda (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
thatcher
― conrad, Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
butcher?
baker?
candlestick... shiner?
it's thatcher
I don't know if the field of grave-digging will change too dramatically in the next several centuries
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Professional darts player
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
(not sure that is real tbh)
Beggar (not sure this counts as a "career" either)
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
masseur/euse?
― al-goreda (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
karate teacher?
Karate teacher seems like a good one!
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
bartender? besides dealing with computerized cash register. i mean, look at guinan.
― al-goreda (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
clergy?
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
professional darts players have in recent years had to lay off of the booze while playing. :'( I'm sure there's be some physically undemanding sport that's been basically the same for centuries though.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link
janitor? will be replaced by robots within 100yrs tho huh.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
karate teacher is going to get phased out in a couple of years by mma teacher
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm gonna go to school and learn to build acoustic guitars. my guess is the biggest changes will be in methods of selling them.
― proud teabagger from rim country (arby's), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link
guard/watchman
― Zeno, Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Poet?
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
started supergeek response to arby's and then thought better of it.
― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link
it's thatcher btw
― conrad, Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Thatcher's career changed a lot: she went from working with ice cream to Prime Minister!
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link
starving artist/student
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link
porn actor
― Zeno, Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha yeah don't frighten me off xxxxpost
― proud teabagger from rim country (arby's), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
feel like porn actors have it a bit differently than they did 300 years ago.
― al-goreda (s1ocki), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
or should i say, get it a bit differently.
― al-goreda (s1ocki), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
― Zeno, Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:56 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
actor yeah probably, but pr0n has pushed a lotta (or at least some) new technology iirc? except for high def. i hear they hate high def.
― proud teabagger from rim country (arby's), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
200 years ago actors' jobs were INCREDIBLY different.
in 10 years they'll probably do it all with mo-cap suits.
NEXT!
― al-goreda (s1ocki), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
mime, psychic, mugger, fire lookout (some changes in communication methods though?)
― sonderborg, Friday, 23 July 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
which fundamentally changes the job imo
also muggers have access to advanced new weapons and tactics
― al gore vidal gore (s1ocki), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
market researcher
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
fluffer
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link
medicine man
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
champagne supernova
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
mario brother
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
cockroach
the universe
Knew I should have got my masters in cockroach
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
princess peach
Professional historical reenactor.
http://www.history.org/Foundation/journal/Spring04/women_slideshow/images/brick.gifhttp://www.history.org/Foundation/journal/Spring04/women_slideshow/images/printer.gifhttp://www.history.org/Foundation/journal/Spring04/women_slideshow/images/silver.gif
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
a bag of weed
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I am a professional bag of weed
a demigod
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
also demi-glace
Transparent layer image artifacts optional.
― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
something used
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
desire
runner
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
ascetic
midwife
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I said super mario brother already
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link
drunk
and luigi's the other one
horse whisperer
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
pikachu
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link
pikachu forever
guillermo del toro
life
ILX regular
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link
internet hardman
fresh milk
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link
the nina the pinta and the santa maria
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
moss
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
when is jaymc on jeopardy
masonry?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
anyway the real answer is accountant. world's always gonna need accountants.
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
My dad got into being an accountant on that very premise and has spent most of his adult life not finding accounting jobs, and instead roofing houses and doing odd jobs and housing developmentally delayed adults for a stipend.
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I think he's spent 20% of his post-college life in the accounting field. (This includes the time he spends in April filing friends' taxes for a fee.)
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
xp hah! my mom has had an accountancy job for over 20 years despite, uh, some things which I probably shouldn't post on a public forum
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, but the profession changed alot and still does.
― Zeno, Friday, 23 July 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link
My dad quit the IRS to raise ostriches, he is not the best career exemplar.
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
another answer is darkroom specialist/film processor
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
turntable repairman
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link
tramp
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Sex worker
I feel like humanity is doing a great job in exploring new fetishes
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link
tomorrow you are going to need to seriously learn how to crush a cassette in stilettos
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
glassblower
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
when I worked for L.A. County I would periodically see the listing for "grave digger" come up on the clipboard of county job listings. thought & still think "what a fuckin awesome job classification"
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
also a dope monster truck fyi
― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Isn't the bulk of the grave digging done by machinery nowadays?
― Super Cub, Friday, 23 July 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
stand up comedian. (stand-up part anyway, and not the extraneous twittering and starring in judd apatow movies)
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 23 July 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Welder
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Farrier
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link
^serious as shit answers btw
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Pretty sure that this will change as burial space runs out. Also, people are getting disinterred at a greater rate these days. I bet the gravediggers of yesteryear weren't digging very many bodies up.
― grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link
and also better 'digging' tools
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I just read the part in David Simon's HOMICIDE: A Life on the Killing Streets where they couldn't find some guy's body because it had been tossed into a mass grave down by a creek at the edge of the cemetery and it reminded me of the Burr Oak Cemetery scandal in Alsip (IL) last year. People be gettin' disinterred, for real.
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Friday, 23 July 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
oops it's a YEAR on the killing streetsyou know what i meant
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Friday, 23 July 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Love that book.
― Super Cub, Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link