Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

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rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Monday, 31 May 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

no one we know

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 May 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

plax extremely disappointed you are not shirtless yet in this thread

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 31 May 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

well actually when i was changing earlier i got a bit narcissus, well i mean, it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be.

plax (ico), Monday, 31 May 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahaaa wellllll then no excuse for a non-you opening post image

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 31 May 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

lets not lose the run of ourselves!

plax (ico), Monday, 31 May 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I took my shirt off just special for this thread :)

i don't care if big daddy kane signed your mommas tits (The Reverend), Monday, 31 May 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

smile 4 the cameras, take your shirts off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2VTSW7HrQ4

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm sitting here in my boxers & socks

(time to leave)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

miami beach?

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Next time I've been to the gym three days in a row, I might consider this. Until then, ftn.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, and kudos to the first one to man up to the challenge for real.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

miami beach?

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, May 31, 2010 5:06 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

si

J0rdan S., Monday, 31 May 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't even remember when i was last on a beach. in weather that nice, anyway.

barcelona in a couple of weeks tho!

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Appropriate thread! I just returned from the pool.

J0rdan, you in town yet?

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

sunday

J0rdan S., Monday, 31 May 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

as in, next

J0rdan S., Monday, 31 May 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Looking forward to finally meeting, J0rdan.

I've got no pool pics, unfortunately. But here's a pic from last Friday's happy hour:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/31522_398250064635_646994635_396459.jpg

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd really like to see what happens when everyone on these threads effing takes off their shirts. Srsly.

― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Monday, May 31, 2010 5:49 PM

I'd say "Miami" but I don't want to take any orders for cold pink drinks in martini glasses.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I have v few qualms abt taking off my shirt, usually, except when it's on the opening page of a thread that everyone will be reading for the next 3 months. Also I'm sort of bony and have a weird concave stomach and am just not really what you would call "pleasant to look at with his shirt off'

limp bizkotti (Stevie D), Monday, 31 May 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm back at work after 17 days off. hi guys.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link

the good news is that i'm still feeling pretty groovy from the california experience. like, all of my chronic stress just sloughed away my 2nd day of the trip and now i'm at work without the anxiety that normally occupies my cubicle hours.

we'll see how long it lasts, let's hope forever.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Long vacations rock. I'm taking one starting Friday. WHERE BE THE NEW YORK GAYS?

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

btw, dr3w and t3d, thank you & thank you for pointing me toward the magazine in the tenderloin -- as it happened, my hotel was only 2 blocks away. total pornucopia. i only wish i had set aside more time and more space in my luggage.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

In the middle of bleaching my hair.

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/CIMG0791.jpg

Miles "Tails" Davis (Daruton), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 u

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Hehehe

Miles "Tails" Davis (Daruton), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

think i already posted myself sans shirt here before, sorry (yr not missing much, trust)

this nyc gay is down for a drink, tho i'm not sure i can do saturday (beisbol!)

a vaguely goofy lesbian (donna rouge), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

My only handy shirtless pic is about 6 years old of me in b0xing gear, and nooo, yer not seeing that.

I seem to be free all weekend, Sotosyn, unless the doctor medicates me on Friday for this deep cough I've had for TWO WEEKS.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm there June 6-9, so if a happy hour's easier we can do that. Where do you guys usually go?

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Guys I found this one picture of me that makes me sparkle:

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9008/2397796750254007988458.gif

j/k like Jamiroquai (Stevie D), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Alfred, we usu don't go anywhere! Me, surm, Steve & donna rouge have been in the same bar exactly once.

http://juliusbarnyc.com/index.html

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

as dr mentioned above, tho, there's food on Sundays here:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/metropolitan-brooklyn

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

hey FYI NYC gayz, i'm in yr ville from june 10-13. whirlwind times, but it would be great to maybe see some of you? i'm giving a reading in greenpoint on the 12th, i'll let yall know what's up with that...!

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Can I just mention how content I am seeing that picture at the top every time I open it?

I wd love to meet up with both Soto and Tabes but I had to move back home to south jerz, making NYCing extremely difficult and costly :(

j/k like Jamiroquai (Stevie D), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

That being said, I will be in NYC the 12th!

j/k like Jamiroquai (Stevie D), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

no shirt on, new digital camera, but . . . feeling shy (and 38)

twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

you've got to be fucking kidding.

j/k like Jamiroquai (Stevie D), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I want a pic within 5 minutes or I'm removing all of your music from my collection.

j/k like Jamiroquai (Stevie D), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link

let me wait til I digest the huge dinner of smoked meat we just had here in Montreal- I'm sure when we come home drunk from Club Taboo tomorrow night it will be a different story

twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1300/4661948739_9915547c04.jpg
I'll probably regret this

twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link

dang

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

seen worse in zines tbh iirc

j/k like Jamiroquai (Stevie D), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:11 (thirteen years ago) link

also

dang

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, June 2, 2010 1:06 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

j/k like Jamiroquai (Stevie D), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

^what she said

a vaguely goofy lesbian (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link

so come on other gaylxors, take yr shirts off already, jordan and stevie and I can't be the only camwhores on this board

twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link

oh and daruton too obv

twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I stipulated what would have to happen before I went through with this exhibitionism. It'll be awhile.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, i know. i was going for the SUPERQUEERTWINK look, tbqh.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

hey. it's cold out today for the first time in a while.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Monday, 13 September 2010 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

as in, hey, fall thread? can we start it?

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Monday, 13 September 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

In one week!

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 September 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

There better be so much shirtlessness in the next seven days.

Eric H., Monday, 13 September 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, if we're doing it technical, i'm gonna go on about something:

PROCESS PARK PART IV
m4tt's been kind of reclusive, not out of any thing with me, just generally. so anyway, we talked yesterday and it seems like we both sort of jumped the gun in terms of classifying our relationship or whatever. so, we finally came to this understanding that we're not an 'item,' that we're close close friends who sleep with each other and enjoy each other's presences both socially and sexually.

which is fine with me. i've talked about some of his problems of the past year here before, so i understand needing some distance. if i had lost someone and become so distraught that i tried to off myself, i'd definitely feel the way he feels.

also, yesterday, i had this sort of epiphanic moment where i was like, 'right, i can have sex with other people, that's awesome!' and feel pretty good right now.

all of this said, he came over last night and we watched Airplane!, drank hot toddies, and cuddled each other to sleep.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Monday, 13 September 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

also, se4n and i kissed a little and had a really long, weird embrace on saturday night. and we're hanging out later this week. no expectations, but i'm excited that that's coming around again.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Monday, 13 September 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

herro.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

guys

i have a huge crush on a girl

banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

NOOOOOOO

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

or i mean that's okay, but, uh...

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

it's just a phase! or if not, more for us.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't even know her name nor have i talked to her... but she's seriously beautiful

she's looks like erykah badu

idk, i just like to stare at her

banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

duh i would never actually date a girl i'm just sayin

banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

you can look at anyone

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

thank you, doctor

banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm an asexual.

Eric H., Monday, 13 September 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

But I'll still comment on these threads for now.

Eric H., Monday, 13 September 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I made out with a girl a few weeks ago. The only reason I could is because I'm queer. Hooray!

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I already had a weakness for his hair, but Zac Efron is convincingly predatory in Me and Orson Welles.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

ew

janice (surm), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought so too until -- well.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

he's beautiful

banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

"convincingly predatory" is o_O tho

banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

he's good in the film, his looks put me to sleep.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

even for "that kind of thing" i don't like his looks one bit.

jed_, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

His kind of looks usually leave me cold too, but he was shot to look like Alain Delon in places.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

and Alain Delon was only effective impersonating cold assholes.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Alain Delon was effectively hotter than Zach Effluvion ... sorry for interrupting, i have strong feelings about this!

sarahel, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

yea i'm with jed. i love pretty boys. but his face just looks oddly stunted and reptilian.

janice (surm), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

girl crushes are great, though sometimes when i stare at girls and think it's ok cuz i don't want to bone them, i forget that they don't actually know that :/

zefron - ws, i guess, but he's a bit plastic-looking. like he looks as if he's going to melt if you leave him out in the sun.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

It's true: he looks like he might melt and turn into a Sandra Lee recipe -- something served with peanut butter and pork chops.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i actually might have a bit of trouble believing he's a real person. iirc the rumour i heard was that he dealt with the hectic press and attention by smoking a massive zoot at the start of each day and basically going through all the ~media whirlwinds~ totally blazed? hence the glassy stare i guess.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaHAHAHA true xp

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

duhLICIOUS

marilyn VO5 savant (donna rouge), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

he was shot to look like Alain Delon in places.

U R HIGH

I'd totally do Rick Linklater tho, depite those hideous Before movies.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

no to efron. i'm not convinced that he is even attractive and not just merely fine-featured & symmetrical

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

just sayin that I think that zefron looks like the sort of boy i wanted in high school. not now.

and gays, i got another queer snob tattoo-- Arthur Rimbaud's head on my right bicep. done by the same gay who did my Wojnarowicz tat. it looks fucking AWESOME, will post pics soon.

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 September 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

hey guys, quick, disco, pox

trammps - trusting heart
chic - good times
donna summer - sunset people
lalomie washburn - give me love with the music
bohannon - let's start the dance
musique - keep on jumpin
sylvester - do you wanna funk
cameo - find my way
eddie kendricks - date with the rain
stephanie mills - sweet sensation

C:\Users\Bill\Desktop\shirtless.jpg (Matt P), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

right here, right now

rose royce - is it love you're after?
sister sledge - thinking of you
mother's finest - dis go dis way, dis go dat way
sarr band - magic mandrake
l'ectrique - struck by boogie lightning
brooklyn dreams - street man
fern kinney - love me tonight
loose change - straight from the heart
dennis parker - like an eagle
salsoul orchestra - magic bird of fire

william buttinski's 'the disintegration snoops' (donna rouge), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

love that loose change track. haven't heard the rest, must request!

C:\Users\Bill\Desktop\shirtless.jpg (Matt P), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i'll rep for all of them (i mean, obv) but 'magic bird of fire' is one of the most glorious things ever committed to tape - i try to avoid youtubes here but just this once:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPLk_QPuzs&feature=related

william buttinski's 'the disintegration snoops' (donna rouge), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

:O

C:\Users\Bill\Desktop\shirtless.jpg (Matt P), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

so, uh...i made an adam4adam account.

anyone have luck with that shiz? or is dudesnude the new vanguard?

Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Friday, 17 September 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i just joined manhunt, which is basically wallocock.jpg

william buttinski's 'the disintegration snoops' (donna rouge), Saturday, 18 September 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

sweet rimbaud tat

just got the bottom half of a durer tat done; now sporting a headless horse / rider

have to wait two more weeks for the appt. to finish the tattoo, so it looks kind of crazy right now

the tune is space, Saturday, 18 September 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Rimbaud looks a little like Lyle Lovett

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 September 2010 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link


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