The President of the United States is a half-mile from me, and the sky above is choked with military helicopters. Freedom! 7:14 AM May 1st via web
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 16:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
Or blog posts, or whatever. This guy is a goldmine of yuks.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 16:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
As I watched the first few comics spar with the crowd, I decided that this bit was too arcane for the room. I toyed with an evolving premise about power relationships based on extreme porn categories, but again thought it not right. So I returned to the Black Muslim Acid set. Drugs, racism, hallucinatory revelations -- surely the kids would be hip to that. Right?The comics before me performed more or less the same material. Different energy levels, some sharper and funnier than others, but not an eclectic range of topics. And again, nothing really political or social. There was also a lot of talking to the audience, making fun of each person's country and stereotyped culture (the Germans as Nazis, the British having bad teeth). The kids seemed to like it, yet this was not what I had in mind. When I was introduced, I improvised a few opening lines, then went directly into the bit.Silence. Stares. When I got to the Blacks giving me acid and their features morphing into Disney crows, the lone Black audience member got up and went outside. The guy was from the Bronx, so there wasn't a cultural divide. He simply had no interest in my story. When you're confessing your inner-racist core and a Black guy walks out, you know you're fucked. And I was decidedly that. The energy shifted from giddy and silly to weirdly tense.
The comics before me performed more or less the same material. Different energy levels, some sharper and funnier than others, but not an eclectic range of topics. And again, nothing really political or social. There was also a lot of talking to the audience, making fun of each person's country and stereotyped culture (the Germans as Nazis, the British having bad teeth). The kids seemed to like it, yet this was not what I had in mind. When I was introduced, I improvised a few opening lines, then went directly into the bit.
Silence. Stares. When I got to the Blacks giving me acid and their features morphing into Disney crows, the lone Black audience member got up and went outside. The guy was from the Bronx, so there wasn't a cultural divide. He simply had no interest in my story. When you're confessing your inner-racist core and a Black guy walks out, you know you're fucked. And I was decidedly that. The energy shifted from giddy and silly to weirdly tense.
bravery
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 16:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
?
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 16:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
you're kind of an ignotamus, Loh
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
or ignoramus, or just lazy
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
Hey, I did a lot of work to uncover my favorite new right-wing blogger/twitterer!
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
OK, I get it, you're just repeating "right-wing" to make Old Dr M mad. Very cute. You're kingkongvsgodzilla, right?
I thought his comments on Conan O'Brien's disdain for "meaningful" comedy were fair and astute.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
Old Dr M!!
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dr. M. may refer to:
Dr. M (film), a 1990 film starring Andrew McCarthyDr M or Mahathir bin Mohamad, fourth Prime Minister of Malaysia
― velko, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dr. Morbius. Yes, I changed screen-names. I'm not trying to make you mad. Sorry. I'm just having fun with Dennis Perrin, who is a bit of an enigma to me. He's hard to pin down and when someone suggested starting a rolling thread for his tweets, I thought that might be a good way to help elucidate and define his character. If it makes you overly mad, then nevermind, basically, because I'm not really interested in causing any controversy.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm shocked this thread is only just happening now.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm shocked at being called an ignotamus.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
There are precious few google results for ignotamus.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
Wouldn't it be great if the US govt devoted similar energy to solving its own war crimes as they are on this fucking dud SUV bomb?about 6 hours ago via web
makes u think
― the subject of many paedo's thoughts (history mayne), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
did kkvg get a new personality when he changed usernames? quit being an asshole
― brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
maybe kkvg should devote similar energy to solving HIS WAR CRIMES
― max, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
WAR CRIMINAL
Damn dude.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
Hey Afghanistan -- we've got health care now! What do you have? Ha! Losers.3:05 AM Mar 23rd via web
i think they've got enough on their plate, and don't deserve to be zinged by dennis perrin about their lack of healthcare
― the subject of many paedo's thoughts (history mayne), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
i just saw that obama was arrested moments before air force one was set to take off, so idk
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
Do Brits celebrate the rapin' of the green?5:38 AM Mar 17th via web
the answer is yes
― the subject of many paedo's thoughts (history mayne), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
i mean what happened to the milquetoast dork who started that thread on being better than his redneck neighbors?
― brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
Where's Ryan Seacrest when Times Square needs him?10:33 AM May 2nd via web
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
MAYBE DENNIS PERRINS SHOULD INVESTIGATE HIS OWN WAR CRIMES INSTEAD OF A TWITTER
― max, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
10:20 AM
― velko, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
hahaha wait, kevin when did you turn into an anti-establishment, morbs-sympathizing hardman
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
i noticed a change right around the time that john paul stevens resigned, but maybe velko can help update my xls
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
i think u guys are mean to morbs tbh
― brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
LEAVE MORBS ALONE
morbs is like 85 years old, he can handle himself!
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
say what u want troll the good doc how u wish but d.perrin talkin @ "length" about his desire 2 hate fuck republican women is all time internet shit fuiud
― Baedeker's time and space (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
morbs is equally "mean" to "us" fwiw, if this is the definition that is being used
Sex remains a wonderful thing. Yow.6:09 PM May 16th, 2009 via web
oh man. too many informations.
― the subject of many paedo's thoughts (history mayne), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:25 (3 years ago) Permalink
hahahahahaha
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
that tweet signals that dude prob has no irl friends & needs attention -- kinda sad now ;_;
np lohzilla, I'm not mad.
Lamp, that's called "comedy," the unfettered kind that's a little more edgy than sainted Conan's masturbating primates I guess.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
Perrin is married and has two kids, don't know if they count as "friends."
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
are we sure "Dennis Perrin" isn't "Dennis Miller"?
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yesterday, Morbs felt that I wasn't worth the time it would take to explain who Dennis Perrin was. Perhaps I'm a little butthurt. Perhaps I'm not acting like myself lately because I'm jacked up on Benadryl after having a severe allergy attack this weekend. Is that milquetoast enough for you k3v?
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think that my cashews were processed in a facility that also processes pine nuts.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
he explains who he is right here, OK?
http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
yah im 2 much a simp to really "get" how the gr8 the divide is btw personas hes inhabiting but tbh i like perrin best when he veers into creepy sexual predator mode:
Sofie's two companions giggled. We sat on the front steps of my friend's Chelsea art gallery, watching the older rich and younger hipsters stroll by. Sofie and her friends were visiting from Belgium. They saw me sitting alone, drinking a beer, and decided I was harmless enough to engage. We talked about art, politics, life. They were friendly and very cute. They refused to believe my age, which was flattering. Their soft young features warmed me, and it felt great to be alive in the city I love.
― Baedeker's time and space (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
Think of all the successful marriages between ex-porn stars and mixed martial artists that go unreported. 2:45 PM Apr 28th via web
― Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
They were friendly and very cute.
this attempt at Chandler terseness is much grosser, actually.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm the author of "MR. MIKE: The Life and Work of Michael O'Donoghue, The Man Who Made Comedy Dangerous," "AMERICAN FAN: Sports Mania and the Culture That Feeds It," and "SAVAGE MULES: The Democrats and Endless War." I wrote jokes for Bill Maher and countless other comics, some of whom ran for public office. I've done the media/public speaking thing, pounding podiums when not singing and dancing for tossed coins. Once upon a time I wrote Red State Son, the archive of which can be found in the blogroll below.
Which I read yesterday, and which, let's be honest at first glance reads kinda Republican!
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
not as gross as anything Dennis Miller has ever said or done. but I'll take your word for it, Professor.
xp
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
A few months ago he wrote about how he held his nose and did campaign work for Kerry in Michigan in '04 bcz he was so appalled by Bush.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
Gaza: Israel's happy hunting ground.1:48 PM May 1st via web
Oil spills are corporate cum shots.12:20 PM May 1st via web
New Arizona slogan: Support your local police state.8:08 AM Apr 25th via web
Who knew the Boy Scouts were a Catholic outreach program?6:55 AM Apr 24th via web
morbz your brave stand against guys who recite cheesy topical jokes on late night tv would make more sense if this dude wasn't your hero
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
lord custos tribute thread
― Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:24 (6 months ago) Permalink
perrin is such a fucking tool.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:42 (6 months ago) Permalink
He reminds me a lot of Dr. M w/ the out of nowhere* w/ facile, oversimplified observations and bland, flat attempts at wit. I can hear Morbs now saying that somehow what I'm saying is b/c I'm a Chicago gal standing up for her precious BAM.
*unless I'm missing recent news about liberals (or should I spell that "libruls" lol) speaking out against Ann Coulter more than usual
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 25 October 2012 07:05 (6 months ago) Permalink
love how morbius was initially suspicious and resentful of this thread being started but now dutifully uses it as intended
― burrito smalls (some dude), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:27 (6 months ago) Permalink
yall must be lucky not having FB friends handwringing over every Coultface utterance
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:45 (6 months ago) Permalink
J plz, you are a bad mindreader. Let's just wish each other well, OK?
AC tweet about "retards" started a full-on lib buzzcycle.
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:00 (6 months ago) Permalink
New Deal. Great Society. Grand Bargain. Saved Coupons. Coins In The Sofa. Pay Up Fucker! #Obama2012
Habitual use one's illness as a defense against being challenged is crass.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:13 (6 months ago) Permalink
I don't really see you challenging anything.
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:20 (6 months ago) Permalink
For shutting down Wall Street, Sandy is subject to arrest and prosecution.
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 02:18 (6 months ago) Permalink
Dear Democratic Friends: There is one last shopping day to scare yourselves to death. #Election
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:10 (6 months ago) Permalink
The GOP rape message tanked. Rape by drone is hanging tough.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
1. Q: What do you call a Palestinian mass grave? A: Israel.
2. Drawers of water, hewers of wood. Crying that they're misunderstood.
3. Q: What did the Israeli Gomer Pyle say when he saw Hamas fire three missiles? A: "Qassam! Qassam! Qassam!"
4. There was once a Zionist, Joe, whose reflexes were kinda slow. One day he released a white phosphorus feast, on Gazans killed weeks ago.
5. Q: Why did the Israeli Army cross the border? A: What border?
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 November 2012 18:19 (6 months ago) Permalink
sometimes comedy's not the best vehicle for politics
― Chuck_Norris_on_the_topic_of_obesity (stevie), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 07:43 (5 months ago) Permalink
Dr Morbius wrote this on thread the USA, Israel, and national interest on board I Love Everything on Jan 13, 2009
Perrin again:
Why did the Israeli Army cross the border?What border?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 10:38 (5 months ago) Permalink
a perennial never dates
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 12:53 (5 months ago) Permalink
But stale bread just turns into croutons.
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:14 (5 months ago) Permalink
"Perrin-ial" would've been funnier. "Perineum" would have been even funnier.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 13:34 (5 months ago) Permalink
I really dig his "seventeen-year-old who just read about anarchism and Chomsky on the internet and makes it his mission to open the eyes of all the sheeple via dad jokes" style.
― Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 14:40 (5 months ago) Permalink
Exactly that ^^^.
Won't be surprised if one day soon he uses "sheeple" b/c he thinks he coined a deliciously fresh and apt term.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 14:36 (5 months ago) Permalink
The energy shifted from giddy and silly to weirdly tense.
― how's life, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 14:41 (5 months ago) Permalink
Je55e, maybe one day he'll equate bombing children w/ abortions like u do, fucking genius
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 15:39 (5 months ago) Permalink
I did that?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 21:21 (5 months ago) Permalink
It might be funnier than his usual stuff I guess.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 21:22 (5 months ago) Permalink
@DennisThePerrinPlease Go Away For Christmas #RealisticCarols
@DennisThePerrinIt's The Most Depressing Time Of The Year #RealisticCarols
@DennisThePerrinFrosty The Junkie #NoveltyCarols
#humor
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:49 (5 months ago) Permalink
you follow perrin on twitter solely for the benefit of your weird obsession with morbs, correct
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:53 (5 months ago) Permalink
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:56 (5 months ago) Permalink
I don't follow anything on Twitter, but I did wind up on DP's blog when reading about Spielberg's Lincoln, which triggered my one weird obsession.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:59 (5 months ago) Permalink
I'm sure people from Palestine to Yemen wish Hillary Clinton a speedy recovery and most Happy New Year.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 15:23 (4 months ago) Permalink
I hope so too.
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 15:27 (4 months ago) Permalink
*BOOM*
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 15:28 (4 months ago) Permalink
THE POUNDING FATHERS (1981) Bob Guccione's colonial version of CALIGULA. Dabney Coleman, Helen Mirren, Norman Mailer, Pam Grier.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 15:30 (4 months ago) Permalink
"As we celebrate the legacy of Martin Luther King Jr. . ." Barack Obama with a straight face. Irony, you've been Armstronged.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 January 2013 07:38 (4 months ago) Permalink
Dennis Perrin @DennisThePerrinSo, who do you have winning the Oscar -- torture in the 21st century, or the suspension of Habeas Corpus in the 1860s?
man, this guy is a fucking moron
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 21 January 2013 21:19 (3 months ago) Permalink
irony, you've been armstronged!
― Mordy, Monday, 21 January 2013 21:20 (3 months ago) Permalink
irony, you've been lied to?irony, you took performance enhancing drugs?irony, you were mean to your underlings?
don't get it
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 21 January 2013 21:22 (3 months ago) Permalink
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
― Ulna (Nicole), Monday, 21 January 2013 21:22 (3 months ago) Permalink
i'm glad dennis perrin has the courage to tell president obama that he is tarnishing martin luther king jr's legacy. classy!
― Mordy, Monday, 21 January 2013 21:23 (3 months ago) Permalink
irony, you've been on oprah
― am0n, Monday, 21 January 2013 22:32 (3 months ago) Permalink
Mordy, it seems to me he prob knows the POTUS isn't a follower, so maybe you should quit that fine Israeli w33d.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 January 2013 22:57 (3 months ago) Permalink
Dennis Perrin @DennisThePerrinObama taking the oath on MLK's Bible is roughly equivalent to him pissing on it.
― Mordy, Monday, 21 January 2013 23:59 (3 months ago) Permalink
roughly
― Mordy, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 00:00 (3 months ago) Permalink
lol Perrin's überlefty obliviousness as to how ugly he sounds when he slams Obama vis-a-vis Dr. King.
― 機電工程署署長luriqua在2016年和內特 - 銀的預測山體滑坡，這是我的理解 (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 00:05 (3 months ago) Permalink
actually, it ISN'T lol, it's kind of disgusting.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 00:06 (3 months ago) Permalink
piss on you, Eisbaer
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 07:07 (3 months ago) Permalink
Perrin's no Michael O'Donohue, even though he tries so so so very very very hard
― I had such a fontasy (stevie), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 09:56 (3 months ago) Permalink
ilxor you've been Perrined
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 10:56 (3 months ago) Permalink
Gorilla you're a desperado.
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 11:06 (3 months ago) Permalink
Poof, you're a malted.
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 11:08 (3 months ago) Permalink