worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

I was at this really nice cafe in cleveland that I guess was on ddd. Guy Fieri signed a poster they had hanging in the front window. This fuckin guy actually writes like this:

TO DA' DINER DAT HAS DA' BEST BREAKFAST IN ALL OF CLEVELAND

was in a restaurant a while ago and some v loud guy at a nearby table was telling everyone how he had been to Japan and you know karaoke isn't pronounced like that and mispronunciation is a terrible and shocking ignorance that is uniquely white and Anglophone

TS: this guy vs. the guy stumbling out of the sushi restaurant across the street from my house yelling "I LOVE SAKE!"

Americans have a weird relationship with Japan

The Western world has a weird relationship with Japan

Fixed.

i don't actively dislike guy fieri, really, he seems like a KIP kind of dude and some of those places he's been to look insane.

Guy Fieri's Rock and Roll Sake = soy sauce/mayo/chili oil with a Coors Light chaser.

this dudes "wearing sunglasses on the back of his head" game is TIGHT

today he's making "guy-talian nachos" and "won tacos"

this "guy-talian nachos" thing is so sandra lee that it's almost scary

he's making an "italian salsa" & also right now he's combining sour cream & ricotta cheese because of how sour cream is usually on mexican nachos, but these are italian

"it tastes like an italian lasagna... on a crispy wonton. which is exactly what it should be!"

lol

sounds like he needs better weed?

so we went to our favorite / the best taco place in queens* and upon entering we saw guy fieri's face stenciled on the wall w/ "guy was here - 10/10." me and gf were sad that we didn't happen to end up there the day it was being filmed.

the owner talked to us about it - apparently he's pretty true to his tv character. prob not gonna air til like january, but it should be pretty good for business. it's definitely not a 'diner, drive-in or dive'.

*tortilleria nixtamal for nyc ppl

yeah they kinda moved from diner/drive in/dive to 'just good places to eat'

I'm surprised he doesn't end up in nyc more, w/ the food network headquarters here? but I guess he is set up on the west coast. not that the food network needs more shows talking about nyc restaurants.

in my head I sorta have the food network mapped into 'blue state shows' (iron chef, bobby flay, chopped, the reality tv shows) and 'red state shows' (unwrapped, guy etc.)

looking at a supermarket sushi snack pack which proudly announces "no raw fish"

thinking of how delighted some dude in a suit probably was when a focus group said that they would buy sushi for lunch except they weren't sure about "raw fish", and he realised that without the fuss of expensive cuts of good fish and proper curing he could now sell two tablespoons of white rice, a tiny sliver of seaweed, three 0.6cm squares of red pepper, three 0.6cm squares of cucumber, and a teaspoon of tinned tuna + mayo for £3 a go

this guy was in jaxon's hood a couple days ago lol.

http://www.chow.com/food-news/55490/microwavable-sushi/

u_u

I had no idea until right now that Tex Wasabi was Guy Fieri's fault. There's a bunch of them around Sacramento and they were always just so WTF to me. Barbecue and Sushi? NO! FUCK NO!. But now that I know it's Guy, the unholy marriage makes so much more sense. Like, Ohhhh. Of course!!
GROSS.

god it makes so much sense that this guy WENT TO COLLEGE in las vegas

They has college in las Vegas???

unlv

lol he just ate a meal w/ the singer from smash mouth

Aren't they the same person?

Dr. Gobbler and Mr. Yuck

I actually spent a couple months at UNLV for a job. it's a really shitty place and it's getting worse as nevada continues its downward spiral. student center looks like a small airplane food court and is probably the most impressive part of campus. students would probably struggle at a better state's city colleges.

if y'all missed the food network special where guy and matthew mcconaughey bro'd down and cooked dinner together and drank cocktails YOU HAVEN'T LIVED

bongos y/n

bongos on set i believe but not played iirc

dudes are like tight bros, which surprised me but then suddenly made perfect sense

actually i take that back they did play bongos

YOO are lookin' streeeamlined

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKxfbRpEPu8&feature=related

Dr. Gobbler and Mr. Yuck

a Gaucho outtake

visual proof of bongo playing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKxfbRpEPu8&feature=related

guy fieri seems like a tool and always with the pinky finger dipped in w/e is being cooked, but most of the places he visits look pretty outstanding and i like how they give you the lowdown on how the food is made.

seriously thought MacConaheyhey was gonna grab Fiery's balls there at about the 00:10 mark

Would totally smh MacCouugnahehyhey, especially in svelte form, if not for my fear that he smells like a dead squirrel.

saw that this dude has a football show wtf how many times a week do we need to see him

+ some commercial where he FIRES UP a tailgate party or something with his Ritz-cracker-based "cheesesteak slammers"

kinda surprised that the McConaheyhey Fieri dish isn't some kind of brownie dish. lol.

And he TOTALLY was going to go for Fieri's crotch. Like he remembered at the last minute that they weren't bro-ing down at home, they're bro-ing down **on camera**.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/photo-20.jpg

LOL

Be great if the car was held hostage in exchange for Fieri destroying all his own kitchens and restaurants.

"I will return your car if you swear to forver forego frosted tips. Otherwise, the car dies."

expose on guy in the new city pages!

excited to read this

http://www.citypages.com/2011-10-12/restaurants/guy-fieri-in-diners-drive-ins-and-disasters/

I ended up passing by the actual restaurant in Sacramento the other month. Felt like going past a despoiled altar.

"You have to protect Guy from all of his poop jokes," Page says. "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy's eye line, because it's always on breasts."

Fieri also needed protection from homosexuals, or at least advance warning. Early in the show's run, Page got a phone call from Fieri, who'd just walked out of a restaurant in a huff.

"Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners," Page remembers. "He said, 'You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!'"

christ i bought his east carolina bbq sauce and this is how he repays me?

JADEDPUNKHULK ‏ @JADEDPUNKHULK

NO DOUBT ANNOUNCE / THREATEN WORLD WITH NEW RECORD. AT LEAST THEY GIVE US TIME TO PREPARE NOT TO BUY IT.

JADEDPUNKHULK ‏ @JADEDPUNKHULK

WE NEED NEW NO DOUBT RECORD LIKE WE NEED DUDE FROM DINERS DRIVE INS AND DIVES REFORMING SMASHMOUTH.

Diners has become a cultural phenomenon. Fans make pilgrimages across the country to visit restaurants featured on the show, using a branded iPhone app, "Flavortown," as their guide.

hello, readers of grantland

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/51142/the-guy-fieri-problem-on-the-next-food-network-star

(for the rest of you, scroll down to the "brisket sushi" link in that piece)