RIP Justin Bieber

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I'm so sick of one of the two most liked comments on EVERY YT music vid being a joke about Justin Bieber, or possibly Justin Bieber's penis.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 24 September 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

douchebag.

chrisv2010, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

The boy, now 14, told investigators that Hurst said masturbating would help him grow and make him smarter and happy, prosecutors say.

Hurst OTM.

a seminar on ass play for kids or something (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Totally OTM. Yes, the paying an extra dollar thing is creepy... but how is encouraging a teenager to masturbate corruption of a minor?

daavid, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/09/0928_bieber3.jpg

i can still see u now in my mind's eye justin, with your stylish clothes and your wide-set eyes.

it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 06:49 (thirteen years ago) link

how is encouraging a teenager to masturbate corruption of a minor?

― daavid, Tuesday, September 28, 2010 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark


even stranger, how is it "possession of cocaine"???

haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

why does the Justin figurine on the left have steroid neck?

officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

the only doll to predict bieber's future

♫ soulja boy supermans girl/leaves behind a tragic world ♫ (m bison), Thursday, 30 September 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

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Brazilian police find Justin Bieber painting in the house of dangerous war lord. Really.

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Monday, 29 November 2010 10:52 (thirteen years ago) link

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Shin Oliva Suzuki, Monday, 29 November 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i like that whoever took that photo didn't shoo the other guy out of the shot. "your dumbfoundedness really contributes to what i'm getting at here."

literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Monday, 29 November 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Rest in peace, you poor walking talking symptom of late capitalism

jeevves, Monday, 29 November 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://imgur.com/CKQjG.jpg

James Mitchell, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Tanker truck? The instructions didn't mention that! :-(

StanM, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10506482

markers, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ graciously allowing tumblr to be part of the insurrection

illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Saturday, 18 December 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Selena Gomez has received a string of death threats after she was pictured kissing teen star Justin Bieber while holidaying on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia.

The young stars have been coy about rumors of romance for several months, however the new pictures, which have surfaced online, seem to have confirmed their secret relationship.

Justin's fans, who are popularly known as 'Beliebers', posted several hostile messages to the 18-year-old Disney star on Twitter today.

One message read: 'Roses are red, violets are blue, @selenagomez if you'll break @justinbieber's heart I'm gonna kill you'.

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

In a central London pub yesterday I saw a tip jar on the bar. A little notice on it said "Every time you give us a tip a Justin Bieber fan dies".

mmmm, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

people actively describing themselves as 'Beliebers' versus people actively describing themselves as 'Gleeks' FITE!

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

^Both mentioned in Ben Zimmer's round-up of the 2010 words of the year.

Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Reincarnated at last

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/460ff8b3.jpg

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 9 January 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

my roomate is directing the 3d short that will be played in front of the justin bieber feature film that comes out in a couple months. gonna be blacked out drunk if I get forced to go see it.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

(a) this thread began in april 2010. (b) today (january 2011), "rip justin bieber" is a leading trend on twitter.

any connection between (a) and (b)?

btw, i know justin bieber isn't dead. so that's not it.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

his death is always trending on twitter/google

The Brainwasher, Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

This is dope:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k972x73Wqog

smanging pumpkins (The Reverend), Friday, 28 January 2011 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link

uh, i fux with this

bear, bear, bear, Friday, 28 January 2011 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I heard that Bieber hate is an internet obsession in some quarters, as I'm not fifteen years old I learned about it in the newspaper not by looking for it. I find it disturbing.

university of, drunk off your butt, etc. (u s steel), Friday, 28 January 2011 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link

our boy whiney performed this weekend & he drummed along to a part of the ambient "u smile"

he is a great drummer so y'all should watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1qpR2DGb5k&feature=player_embedded

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 February 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

such a tragedy.

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

watching that video is like watching The Misfits, two remarkable talents together, but tough to watch knowing how we were to lose them both so soon. :'(

(but that is indeed awesome.)

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0&feature=player_embedded

gr8080, Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP :(

gr8080, Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

that whiney clip is awesome

he do the waka lyfe (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

clearly Beeb is gonna be the Warren Beatty of the 2020s.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 February 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

justinbieber Justin Bieber. yeah so it's true...i got a lil haircut...i like it...and we are giving all the hair cut to CHARITY to auction. Details coming soon.

omg no!

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 February 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU-K7orlvCg

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

“For younger guys, it’s like they think they’re not cool if they come to my concert. That’ll change, I think; it’ll happen, maybe when I’m 18. But meanwhile all their girlfriends are coming to watch me.”

God I love this kid

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh8v8f5LeJ1qdrq38o1_500.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Bieber otm. Rip.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcsbcffTN1qjkh16o1_400.jpg

It's like volcano of doucheiness.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Monday, 6 June 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

They should start a fashion line for men named LaBieb

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

the Foghat t-shirt, all by itself, is rad imo

the rest of the look is a big no no

the tune is space, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

not another miami vice remake :(

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Monday, 6 June 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

There are cute, precocious boys. There are douchey, ridiculously successful men. In the twain lies LaBieb."

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link


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