The rock hyrax is one angry looking motherfucker

Their aggressive behavior towards other adult males escalates in the mating season when the weight of their testes increases 20-fold.

wft is this!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowland_Streaked_Tenrec

internet, you have ruled my mind

http://www.cafepress.com/+lowland_streaked_tenrec_classic_thong,224626539

Classic Thong

Panty-minimalists love our casual Lowland Streaked Tenrec Classic Thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is "outta sight" in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later.

"panty-minimalists"

the message being "I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and I'm one 'care-about-my-asscheek being-smooth-and-uninterrupted' lady!!"

Or "I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and have a yeast infection."

why? would there be residue on the string?

i wish i could properly explain just how vile that post sounds in my brain right now

I hope you can't for my sake

Thong Wearing is a Health Risk
Doctors Would like to Banish the Thong
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Who knew? I was devastated. I turned forty, needed a mammogram, bifocal glasses, anti-wrinkle products, a fiber supplement, and now granny panties?

Sure enough, I found out through my research that doctors are concerned about the health implications of wearing thong underwear. Recurrent vaginal infections are more common in thong wearers. The string part can inflame the skin, leading to thrush which is a yeast infection of the skin that thrives in warm, moist environments. Another concern is bacteria can travel along that little string from the rectum to the vaginal area. Everyone knows that you wipe from front to back, not the other way around, so wearing thong underwear defeats that purpose. The chafing that occurs can negatively impact the whole genital area and leave the area more susceptible to infections. Bladder infections and urinary tract infections are more common in thong wearers, too.

but you understand this does not belong in the hyrax thread.

Mister, your display name is confusing me.

well its worth a little inflammation for the titillation

Why are you doing this to my beautiful thread when you could be posting pictures?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/3155857571_2b3fec94f6.jpg

be quiet or there will be more references to human fermentation

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6015/5963817212_63caf6bd6b_m.jpg

Don't really want to know what's going on here.

http://ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/cute-h.jpg?w=490&h=326

in a strange cosmic connection between rock hyraxes and yeast infections

http://convulsions.magnesiumforhealth.com/vagifem-medication/

hahahah, what the fuck!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Hemicentetes_semispinosus.jpg seesm like its from Jim Henson

http://bearmythology.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/guy-fieri.jpg

inspiration for a lifestyle : a small dorky creature

OK in the picture with the 2 RHs Eskimo kissing they almost look cute.

Wait, so there's now a corrugated-iron-roof hyrax? (many xposts)

I would like to see an elephant hyrax hybrid

In the Natural History Museum in London there is a rock hyrax sitting right next to an elephant, even though the info is all "we don't know for sure whether they're actually related". Yeah, Natural History Museum - try saying that to the hyrax's face.

that would enrage a hyrax of any kind

damn right i'm treyf, motherfucker!

http://eideard.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/rockhyrax.jpg?w=275&h=288

the rock hyrax is the "audi-driving mba bro just havin a cold brew at dorrian's, you faggot" of the animal kingdom

But it sings:

Arik Kershenbaum and colleagues at the University of Haifa and Tel Aviv University have found something more surprising. Hyraxes’ songs have something rarely found in mammals: syntax that varies according to where the hyraxes live, geographical dialects in how they put their songs together. The research was published online Wednesday in The Proceedings of the Royal Society B.

Bird songs show syntax, this ordering of song components in different ways, but very few mammals make such orderly, arranged sounds. Whales, bats and some primates show syntax in their vocalizations, but nobody really expected such sophistication from the hyrax, and it was thought that the selection of sounds in the songs were relatively random.

Hyraxes are common in Africa and the Middle East, and there are quite a lot of them where Mr. Kershenbaum lives. He kept hearing their songs and thinking, “I simply don’t believe that these complex songs can be totally random.”

So he and his colleagues recorded hyraxes around Israel and analyzed the makeup of the songs using mathematical techniques drawn from genetic analysis. They found a complex syntax that did vary. They suspect that the dialects may be carried by males when they leave their home territory as they mature, and that changes in dialect come as other hyraxes copy the songs imperfectly or improvise.

Their songs are not like those of birds, as you might imagine by the way scientists have broken down the notes, or syllables, of hyrax arias. The five kinds of sounds are the “wail,’ ‘chuck,’ ‘snort,’ ‘squeak’ and ‘tweet.’ ”

Poll on those last options, BTW.

awesome, I look forward to the CD

xp: it's like a Banana Splits side project

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH3DteA95ZI

^^^ Important news for all fans of a) hyraxes, b) unwelcome sexual attention among animals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbz4XOPYe4U

rock hyrax: 'JUST FUCK OFF'

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4112/5184411827_ddec888ea6.jpg

I am a hyrax for the county
And I'll bite you in the face

A++

http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2012/07/rock-hyraxes-play-hide-and-seek-at-virginia-zoo.html

http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2012/07/-tiny-rock-hyrax-for-chester-zoo.html

Nice to know that they born looking mean-spirited.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9664981/Blessed-are-the-Rock-Badgers-as-Justin-Welby-heads-for-Canterbury.html

"vampire groundhog"

Buzzfeed trying to still ILX's flair or something

http://www.buzzfeed.com/annmariealcantara/these-guinea-pig-look-alikes-are-related-to-elephants-adorbs

Baby rock hydraxes equally as angry looking:

http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b01a3fd40c7cc970b-800wi

http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2014/08/rock-hyrax-quad-born-at-chester-zoo.html

http://i.imgur.com/4QH7S9A.jpg

new pixar movie villain team

The baby looks like it's plotting to murder the big one in its sleep.