ILX's Oblique Strategy for the Day

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Worry about it for 2 weeks and then call me in tears for an emergency pep talk?

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

Alternately, stay myopically focused on her chosen goal and don't stop working on it until it's done regardless of sleep/food/human interaction deprivation?

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

wouldn't do it, would quit job

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

i'm glad this one is more of a question to ponder and not a command

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

- do it, and do it well...and then wait for friends/coworkers to tell her what an amazing job she's done, get mad that no-one's praising her enough and start on a campaign of telling random acquaintances about this great thing she did

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

post on some ridic message board

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

*sage nod*

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

17 march 2012

the worm is the spice. fuck u worm.

Check out these bent items: (arby's), Saturday, 17 March 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

*nods*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

Whoever came up with that one was reading Dune, I'd guess

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

I was thinking about tequila

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

17 March 2012:

Cascades

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

of...

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

had a dream abt david lynch's dune after much tequila and woke up 5 hrs before my alarm was to go off and then i had a very, very long day at work

Check out these bent items: (arby's), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

guess that's less oblique now that it's all spelled out

Check out these bent items: (arby's), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

reading kobo abe/woman in the dunes-->ohhh tequilla-->dream about sting holding me captive in the desert--> total suck day

Check out these bent items: (arby's), Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

18 March 2012:

What mistakes did you make last time?

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Sunday, 18 March 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

ugh, this is the question i don't want to face on the morning after st. patrick's day

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Sunday, 18 March 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

none of your damn business ;_;

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

19 March 2012:

Simply a matter of work

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

billy joel?

some lovers just rely on their heart
the cold remains of what began with a passionate start

etc etc

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

or something

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 March 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

ilxors: they simply natter at work

Aimless, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

Rolled up yesterday's and then forgot to post it. (This one from Fripp.)

20 March 2012:

When stuck, increase the complexity.

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

21 March 2012:

Only a part, not the whole

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

When stuck, increase the complexity.

"when stuck" is the whole point of these things. fripp's are always rubbish.

ledge, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

His GC aphorisms aren't meant to be "when stuck" advice for the most part the way Oblique Strategies are. I like tossing them in there every now and then but I'm thinking about dropping his and sticking with OS only.

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

I think I prefer just the OS. Fripp's sound like they are for Fripp alone!

So Efficient! (doo dah), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

They certainly don't apply to me and my life. Increasing the complexity will only result in more pain. I'm all about simplifying things.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

Clarifying, rather.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

22 March 2012:

Infinitesimal gradations

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

ooh

this sounds pleasing

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx8-mysJG2s

ledge, Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

22 March 2012 --> 30 March 2012

fuck, ow, fuck

Check out these bent items: (arby's), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

23 March 2012:

Work at a different speed

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Friday, 23 March 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

I choose "slow/idle" today

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

that's the only speed i got.

ledge, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

24 March 2012:

Towards the insignificant

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Saturday, 24 March 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

Z S, 1983 - present

Towards the insignificant

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

abandoned Buzz Lightyear tag-line

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

25 March 2012:

Tape your mouth

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Sunday, 25 March 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

so Sunday is roleplaying day

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

26 March 2012:

Give the game away

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Monday, 26 March 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.spiralknights.com/

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 March 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

27 March 2012:

Consult other sources

— promising
— unpromising

Whiney Houson (WmC), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

28 March 2012:

Simple subtraction

Whiney Houson (WmC), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

Subtract me from work = I wish

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

29 March 2012:

Remove ambiguities and convert to specifics

Whiney Houson (WmC), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

this might be my favorite strategy so far.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

30 March 2012:

Breathe more deeply

Whiney Houson (WmC), Friday, 30 March 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago) link


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