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today, outside a suburban liquor store, after going thru checkout in different lines: engineer glasses, mil surplus jacket, accidental beard, case of coors lite, v tall, oldsmobile

Poll Results

OptionVotes
dude is right, that chick was slammin 28
~this~ guy 10
ah he's harmless 4
or you heard him say it, about you! 2
agreed, despicable behavior 2
oh? what if it was yr gf or yr sister he was talking about 0


itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

this is a thing that happens

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

is "that one" Alicia Keys

Jack Kirby's Orangutan Surfing Civilization (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

see also: drunk guy at the bar while yr ordering drinks, giving a ~significant look~ after the cute bartender leaves, "i know, right?" *leers*

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

it's like a real life WS thread but with horrible men no one else wants to talk to

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

lol college and a guy on your floor suddenly puts his arm around you after staring glassily at a poster on the wall and confides that, shhhhhhhh! ...he's pretty sure he's gonna get some pussy tonight

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

lock up your kittens

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

unacceptable behavior

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

"cool. man. uh, with who?"
"...................waht? oh dude this girl kristeneooooHHHHH no way the CAPO is here!!! THIS GUY IS A FUCKER AAAAAaaaahhhhhh what the hell c'mere man"

*gets a beer*

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

u you want to be all yes dude just cause hey sure but like what are you getting yrself into - the neediness having actually nothing to do w/any sort of observed hotness - so ur just all yup - basically ~this~ guy

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

omg that cartoon is kinda awesome

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

the only panel that jars is the funeral service one, i don't think that one is necessary, or at least, it could stand to be less wacky/crude

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

"take the punchline out" says j@ggr

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

most of those comics aren't that great but that one is pretty good. There are a couple other good ones

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link

it works if it's just meant to be a snapshot of the funeral service i guess - bathetic life going on beneath as he succumbs to the trappings of empty nirvana -

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

u you want to be all yes dude just cause hey sure but like what are you getting yrself into - the neediness having actually nothing to do w/any sort of observed hotness - so ur just all yup - basically ~this~ guy

― ice cr?m, Friday, November 20, 2009 6:08 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah this. i don't want to step all over a person's awkward gesture of community ("let's agree on THIS") but almost every time i've been like haha sure man get after it i've been pulled into an orbit around what appears to be a slightly hostile planet

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

"haha sure man she's a good one"
"you know it!...hey, you know who ~I'd~ like to fuck?"
"*(oh christ)*"

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

lool

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Crepes passing in the night

carne asada, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

im generally not tolerating guy talk - lets talk abt chix but really we r talking abt us - and its much worse w/some weird random

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I heard "sometimes the skirt's so short you just gotta stare" last week

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

lol i tend to seize up when strangers speak to me in general so i think i'd be like "uhhhh yeah" and haul ass outta there

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

often more than slightly, plus mostly awful

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

that is about the planet of ass guy

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

re: hostility of

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

swear that at bars the people that decide randomly to talk to me are these guys or they are v drunk girlfriends sitting bored next to boyfriends who are laughing with their bros. all rolling their eyes over at those dudes and asking me, hey what's with that shirt (ed: it is just a shirt) hahahahaha i'm kidding, man i would kill for a cigarette, you got one?

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I heard "sometimes the skirt's so short you just gotta stare" last week

― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, November 20, 2009 6:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i have also heard this! like word for word!

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

lewd men and their thoughts: my life as a clueless nerd

by G.B. Xavier

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

between this and the latest video on 'o_O posts' i am feeling a bit ill, gah

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

yeeks double guilty

itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

yes i just watched part of that and completely regret it. at least gbx's guy is, like, trying to connect irl?

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

like, i have been on a bit of a feminist tip recently, but stuff like this is just really unsettling in a way some of the more obviously awful stuff isn't

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

used up cumrag made ill by cartoon

a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Got that cartoon, framed, in a box somewhere in my mom's basement. It hung in my dormroom, and made me different.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link

it's like a real life WS thread but with horrible men no one else wants to talk to

this isn't that different from 77 WS thread

broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 21 November 2009 09:17 (fourteen years ago) link

u you want to be all yes dude just cause hey sure but like what are you getting yrself into - the neediness having actually nothing to do w/any sort of observed hotness - so ur just all yup - basically ~this~ guy
― ice cr?m, Friday, November 20, 2009 6:08 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah this. i don't want to step all over a person's awkward gesture of community ("let's agree on THIS") but almost every time i've been like haha sure man get after it i've been pulled into an orbit around what appears to be a slightly hostile planet

― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, November 20, 2009 7:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

had prepared a whole post abt how i think figuring out how to deal with "this guy" is an impt part of growing up and learning to be a human--but really there is no way to ever deal with this guy is there

max, Saturday, 21 November 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i've never gotten this, but i get strangers saying racist things to me and expecting me to agree with them.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Saturday, 21 November 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

yah i never get rando dudes tyrna bond with me over their sexual interest in some women

Lamp, Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

voted chick was slammin I will not lie

coz (webinar), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel like a disproportionate # of ppl ask me for directions tho which makes me feel guilty abt never knowing where anything is

Lamp, Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

A homeless guy once said it to me while I was passing him by. He was lounging on some wall, I think. I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I think I thanked him. But I'm not sure.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I heard "sometimes the skirt's so short you just gotta stare" last week

This is true, but not in the way it was meant, I don't think. Norah Jones was on Colbert last week, sitting on a bar stool in a skirt that was never meant to see a bar stool. She was clearly uncomfortable. She kept her hands folded in her lap the entire interview, presumably to keep from going the full hoo-ha. It was distracting. So yeah, I stared, but it was more like, "Yikes. That's an accident waiting to happen!"

k-wad (kenan), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

As for pointing out asses and engaging in overfamiliar, lewd conversation: I have gotten this a lot from cab drivers. Sometimes it's disgusting leering, and sometimes it's complaining about their wife or girlfriend in a tone of, "You know how WOMEN are!" Nothing you can say, really, plus you're stuck inside a moving vehicle with ~this~ guy.

k-wad (kenan), Saturday, 21 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 30 November 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

~THIS~ guy is a hero tbh, tellin it like it is. asses be slammin.

ian, Monday, 30 November 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

a strange ass asks if you saw the man on that one

‹◦‗‗‗‗‗•› (Lamp), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ results

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

gimme a minute to come up with something...

― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, December 4, 2009 2:10 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the fact that you have no examples makes it really hard to understand why you're even arguing this

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.angelfire.com/or2/nigel/sofia.jpg

I never been bootied, I save that for the farts
The kids blowin' hot air that got they heads gassed
Tail-waggin' rappers and y'all still come in dead last
I rain on suckas while some choose to drizzel
You come up with beef, you leave with no teeth and gristle

doobieborther, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

re: the concrete example that que asked for

i dunno. i have had many friends over the years who, especially when drunk, will reveal questionable aspects of themselves. will make unpleasant jokes, will confess attitudes i find distasteful, etc. bitching in their loneliness about "women". having weird pseudo-psychoanalytic theories about why people are gay. at the very worst, getting into "the problem with ____ people" type straight-up old-school racism.

sometimes i've called people on it, sometimes not - depending on the severity and situation. but i think a lot of people have weird little pockets inside their brains where strange transactions work themselves out. i have the idea, perhaps ridiculous, that people in general are much less apt to publicly voice these things than they once were.

elmo argonaut super otm wr2 this though. a big reason why we don't have these sorts of floodgate-opening, consciousness-raising discussions anymore is that the issues have largely been settled. there's no point in endlessly rehashing the same material, listening politely to the same old dunder-headed "theories" and offering a politely worded rebuttal. i get that.

like i said way back, i'm not 100% clear on how i feel about any of this. i've been trying to explore an idea more than argue a thesis.

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

thing is, I can easily see how ~this guy~ would not understand how he was being offensive, or sexist, or threatening. getting offensive people to cop to their own offensiveness is a losing battle ime.

Yeah, unfort you are probably right. But getting pretty smart, mostly reasonable people like the frquently posting crowd on ILX to understand how it's offensive should not take 1000 posts, imo.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

touche

but i think we've all been in accord about his being a creepy jerk from word 1

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

did you see the touche on that one (sorry)

bnw, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

guys you can't let this thread die

unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

But getting pretty smart, mostly reasonable people like the frquently posting crowd on ILX to understand how it's offensive should not take 1000 posts, imo.

― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Friday, December 4, 2009 2:35 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

has it??

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

1,l69

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

that's a pretty un-concrete concrete example

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

in the interest of keeping things going, I am curious as to whether ILX thinks that any/and all generalizations made about an ethnic group or subset thereof are inherently racist

unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

any and/or all

unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

that's a pretty un-concrete concrete example

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, December 4, 2009 12:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i guess i don't know what yr looking for. to expand on part of what i said, i had a girlfriend at one time who expressed "pseudo-psychoanalytic" theories about why gay people were gay. she thought it had to do with the failure to move past a certain stage of psychological development, resulting in a fear of women and tendency to displace sexual urges onto the self. she had many gay friends with whom i don't imagine she shared this theory - but then again, i don't really know...

again, i tend to think that lots of people have ideas like this kicking around their heads, and that many of us have these kinds of conversations in private, on reasonable, civil terms. but the only way they seem to occur in public is in the form of highly polarized shouting matches, where each side claims a position of unassailable moral superiority and insists that all opposition be defeated. which depresses me. and i think it contributes to a squashed, dishonest civic culture.

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

in the interest of keeping things going, I am curious as to whether ILX thinks that any/and all generalizations made about an ethnic group or subset thereof are inherently racist

― unobtaintium (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, December 4, 2009 1:00 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

no

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Just read this thread, and all I could think about the whole time was this particular post by goole.

:)

afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link

ahahahahahahahahaha

☆ ★彡☆ ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link

:(

not in that club. quote?

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

cell phone pic of the ass on that one

crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

presumably taken by goole

afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 December 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

doubt it, if only because we do not have public transportation like the transportation on that one

crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 7 December 2009 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

goole is just about the last dude i would expect to take a pic of a girls ass on a train frankly

max, Monday, 7 December 2009 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, that, too. "if only" was not to suggest that i'd think otherwise, just that mpls does not have trains that look like that

crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 7 December 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

presumably...

goole, Monday, 7 December 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

;)

afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Hi dere guy one the train who just said something to this affect

carne asada, Saturday, 23 January 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread <3

call all destroyer, Saturday, 23 January 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I have reversed my opinion on this topic

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 23 January 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

this has happened to me twice in the last month or so

iTote 2.0 (electricsound), Saturday, 23 January 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

approve of dan's latest mod actions tbh

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

do not approve of dan's latest mod actions tbh

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

would request a list of 'banned words' on ILX if i was really that invested, rather than interested in a lazy/theoretical way tbh

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

kudos on finding the least appropriate thread possible to revive for this

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

guys, it's friday, can we have fun instead of bein all intense xpost w/ppl who wanna be all intense

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

this is like the rolling 'angry feminist' thread and i self-identify as one

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

but yeah, ass. friday ass.

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Friday, 5 March 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

friday ass.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

this is such a great classic thread

max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link

was I otm in it, all that matters

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

always feel like people saying this sort of stuff to you implies you're both in some sort of secret club

makes me want to figure out which one, so I can tear up my membership card

mh, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

One time I responded to this sort of thing by saying, like, "what, the guy in the tank top?" Which I thought was pretty funny, but I'm also pretty sure the ass-commentator was thinking about punching me, so I might not try that again.

ንፁህ አበበ (nabisco), Monday, 22 July 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

So many dudes are just constantly being all "hey NUDGE NUDGE I notice we are both HETEROSEXUAL"

ንፁህ አበበ (nabisco), Monday, 22 July 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

A guy at work: "Sunny days make you wish you had a roofie gun."

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

do u work at JAIL

neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

no one has ever asked me this

waterface, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

On one hand, I am glad that I posted a legitimate concerned thought to this thread.

On the other hand, I am very sad that I never used the d/n "a strange man"

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

Raymond Carver's "They're Not Your Husband" to thread.

MV, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link

idgi, if the rat is wild why is he sharing cheese with the man

j., Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

link shows neat impromptu recreation of 'Partition' video imo

nashwan, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link


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