Alicia Key's Ass

kinda figured she was gay tbh

i will defend alicia key's ass like william wallace defended scottish freedom

he died :(

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

her ass basically sucks imo, her thighs are so thick they just blend into the ass, no relief whatsoever - thighckles if you will

plus she's a massive homophobe. surprised you didn't know that~

― iiiijjjj, Friday, November 20, 2009 6:12 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

b/c thighs are so unattractive- go back to yr 14 y.o.'s.

asssucks

thighs are a friendly part of ass

thighs are like a sweet verse riff and the butt is like a wailin' guitar solo, you need both

dude believe he was talkin abt the thighs relationship to the ass and ur all there are things and ass deal

her ass isn't big enough to go with those thighs (which are nice). it's volume only comes from thigh residue rather than pure gluteal protrusion. beyonce ass-legs combo >>>>>>>>> alicia ass-legs combo.

xp

^^ that's a good example of a natural thigh:ass ratio. Key's dimensions are all grotesque and don't even get me started on teh bewbs

ok ok ok ok granny but like malone wasn't as good as jordan but i still want him on my team you know?

fair enough but is there a "Beyonce's Ass" thread? this is like if Malone got in the HOF but MJ didn't.

Please, please, lets keep Karl Malone and Michael Jordan out of this discussion about Alicia Key's bottom.

ratio is fine, but needs careful flattery - many l's are nag

http://i38.tinypic.com/21x6jd.jpg

wtf kinda thread is this that AK's "dimensions are all grotesque"

a thread that tells it straight up just like it is, no holds barred, no punches pulled

like going to thanksgiving and telling grandma her ham is diseased

and that the dressing on her turkey makes its breasts look like cupcakes

you tellin me you're one of those cretins who wouldn't tell their own grandma that her ham just sucks? and just leave her to embarass herself in front of all her friends and family? sorry man but that's just cold

unlike you i actually love my grandma. i would actually take her aside and tell her. you know, like a GENTLEMAN? maybe you've heard of them in your books

Grandma, these cupcakes you've baked remind me of - er, nevermind. Om nom nom.

There's not an angle on Keys. She's all round, soft and mushy.

what part of OM NOM NOM do you not understand

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alicia-keys-beach-12198-14.jpg

I think she's eating SNOWPEAS

this thread has made me happy

Bob Dylan would so love to mate with her but he can't
even Dylan can't have those cupcakes and that sucking ass

huh?

apple bottom suckling tree

great conversation in here, damn. just gonna state the obvious and say cupcake boobs are not a good look, can we not front on this please?

haha i love how kevin k is doing this new thing of, like, "im laying down some groundrules here" or "im putting my foot down" as if he is some kind of respectable ilxor that is in charge of something

he's right tho

hes almost always wrong, this is just a lucky one-off

he did the same thing over fleetwood (max) iirc

oh fleetwood is like hallowed ground - link plz?

"Mick Fleetwood's Ass" - 0 results.

cupcake boobs are not the end of the world - compare with tube socks

Wait, who is Kevin K on this thread?

Alicia Keys' boobs look fine in that picture where she's sucking on snow peas.

And who said she was a homophobe? Anyway, I like AK better than Beyonce. Music and everything.

(Like ass and boobs and stuff.)

ham on thanksgiving most savage keys ass etc

"savage keys ass" = clues scrawled on reverse of cookie fortune found in pocket of dead monk heralding wicked apocalypse

srsly if anyone tried serve me ham on thanksgiving id flip the fuck out - by the same token alicia keys ass is not any sort of great

You'd flip out for being served ham.

im sorry for understanding what to serve on thanksgiving and abt the quality of celebrity ass

You're sorry for understanding what to serve on Thanksgiving and about the quality of celebrity ass.

understanding who needs sb too

You're understanding who needs sb too.

it is u