I've got two, namely
That Doom feature in Wax Poetics was interesting. He was all like, "I'm just a regular guy
which I thought was too boring to post, and
GOD CUTTY WHY DON'T YOU QUIT
which was supposed to be a funny post on the lose weight thread, but I thought it might be interpreted as serious.
See also:
I keep deleting my posts before I post them!
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
yeah they're mostly me telling people off and i'm not going to post them here--i just write them out to feel better and then delete
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
I have posts I have second thoughts about posting in a posts you decided not to post thread!
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh, you should post them here.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
"#^&*$$%&*"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
out of context: "searches for 'crepey' and 'ban' have provided me more than enough fodder"
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:23 (3 years ago) Permalink
now I'm having second thoughts about posting that ...
― new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=69780
― velko, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
this is the turd (this is the turd) that the lord hath made (that the lord hath made)i will rejoice (i will rejoice) and be glad in it (and be glad in it)
and imagine fozzy bear singing the parentheticals.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:29 (3 years ago) Permalink
That phrase is interesting because it adjusts the emphasis so the sentence is more iambic. But it would have to because
― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think I have second thoughts more than actual posts. I keep closing my window.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
unabiden
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
lol
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
wotta comedian
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ew!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dammit, I did not need to see that.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
Just realized there's a typo on the thread title.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
Which is fitting.
Maybe, I've got no speakers hooked up right now.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 14:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think you're all naive.
Timing of joke off. And
Doesn't seem passive aggressive.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
i was gonna post on that glenn beck thread that i wished glenn beck would die, but then i kept thinking about how mean that is. plus, i may have already posted that on the glenn beck thread in the past.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm about to call my mother to ask her about Glenn Beck. I know she has his Christmas book, but I just want to know. She's a smart lady.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://nerdkore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/counterdust-2003.jpg
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
I was gonna post on the '"500 Days of Summer" thread that I thought it would make a good back story for Cobra Commander, but I didn't feel like searching for the thread, coz what if someone already made the comment? I'd have to do 'edit' 'find' 'cobra', and display all posts. So, I posted it on facebook anyway.
― (bracket name) (jel --), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
I bet no one made that joke, but, wait, are they both played by the same actor or something? Because if so, maybe someone did.
― bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:56 (3 years ago) Permalink
As ilxors we should just collectively stop discussing hype.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:39 (3 years ago) Permalink
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost- He might not have been an artist.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 16:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
Why does this old thread consistently make it onto most read threads?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
Everyone voting Ob-la-di Ob-la-da secretly hates retarded people
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
― scott seward, Friday, September 25, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
although my "plus" would have been, "that would just make him a martyr for assholes."
― omar little, Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
If this becomes a thread connection, I will probably not post it
# suicide [Started by anonymous in November 2001, last updated 6 minutes ago by youwillbeturnedintoapumpkin on I Love Everything] 27 new answers# Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated 7 minutes ago by omar little on I Love Everything] 19 new answers# Baltimore [Started by barf bag special (mistymartinez) in October 2005, last updated 7 minutes ago by steamed hams (harbl) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 4 new answers# what happens when private emails are posted online? [Started by amateurist in September 2009, last updated 10 minutes ago on I Love Everything]
― should probably be practising shorthand (country matters), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
11. barely able to driver's head above steering wheel
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 01:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
barely able to see
I have been thinking it is October for a few days now.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:38 (3 years ago) Permalink
why is that thread constantly in the most read threads list?
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
I don't know? It's got a woman in the title, but it's two years old and the reads are on-site reads. It doesn't make sense. The simpsons porn one only partly makes sense, but a lot of those reads are site reads too. Wait, I get that one, because it persists because of the most read threads page working in concert with google hits. But the other one with the girl I just don't get, unless it's a lesser version of the same phenomenon.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
i just wonder if it's some quirk in the system. it's always there.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
Those famous Unabomber types
― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 03:48 (3 years ago) Permalink
oh, this is actually not a thread about the suggest ban system
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 01:35 (3 years ago) Permalink
I have had it up to here waiting for the Fingerhut catalogue to be remastered.
― I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:24 (3 years ago) Permalink
Fact: www.dhmo.org is a website dedicated to that stupid joke your chemistry teacher makes in high school about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) being the most abundant, potentially dangerous chemical in the world.
Fact: according to double top-secret web analytics I saw for epa.g0v today, the number two referrer to EPA's website in the past 3 months was www.dhmo.org, and it's been in the top 5 for the past year.
― smell the reality of coffee (Z S), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 02:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
i wish this thread was locked because i totally feel like this now.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
like what
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:44 (3 years ago) Permalink
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm
― Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
xp - like the subject of a thread i had second thoughts about posting on that was a serious clusterfuck.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
I always have to stop myself going onto thread about bands I don't like to slag them off, as that wouldn't be doing anyone any good.
― I am flesh and blood. You are software and circuitry. (chap), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
yeah - i hear you on that one.
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
A comfortable pose
― 1.5GB of audio-destroying fluff (los blue jeans), Monday, 21 January 2013 09:30 (4 months ago) Permalink
Self identity
Excuses
― 1.5GB of audio-destroying fluff (los blue jeans), Monday, 21 January 2013 09:33 (4 months ago) Permalink
one can only hope
― sarahell, Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:10 (3 months ago) Permalink
i think it would be fun to start posting the posts we thing these are responses to, and not at all meta so dont ban me matt
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:15 (3 months ago) Permalink
you start
― Mordy, Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:15 (3 months ago) Permalink
i want matt to confirm first
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 01:18 (3 months ago) Permalink
haha good one!
― sarahell, Monday, 28 January 2013 02:15 (3 months ago) Permalink
a certain amount of voyeurism may be unavoidable in this case, but still...
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 February 2013 01:55 (3 months ago) Permalink
Lynyrd Skynyrd
― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Sunday, 10 February 2013 17:04 (3 months ago) Permalink
free as a bird
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 10 February 2013 18:05 (3 months ago) Permalink
Why does Amanda Palmer keep showing up in every thread
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 10 February 2013 18:46 (3 months ago) Permalink
A few months after RoboCop defeats Clarence Boddicker and Dick Jones. His job is far from done, and several issues make it so. The Detroit police is on strike, OCP is developing both a new robot officer to replace him and to begin construction of "Delta City" to replace Detroit. To make matters worse, there is a new group of criminals who made a new drug called "Nuke", led by a man only named "Cain". RoboCop and his partner Anne Lewis must get the Detroit police back on its feet, Defy OCP, and stop Cain.
― sarahell, Monday, 11 February 2013 07:47 (3 months ago) Permalink
faaaaaaaaaaaak
― dope ass mug (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 03:17 (3 months ago) Permalink
"this thread and that thread is why fuck ILM"
― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:24 (2 months ago) Permalink
SERENITY NOW
― ledge, Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:33 (2 months ago) Permalink
Kind of like your face, Daryl!
― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 March 2013 07:48 (2 months ago) Permalink
GROSS!!!!!
― sarahell, Sunday, 3 March 2013 18:33 (2 months ago) Permalink
How often do you use the ''Bernard'' Facebook Page?All the time. It's a great PageOccasionallyNot very oftenNeverYour response is private, and will help us show you more interesting updates
― sarahell, Monday, 4 March 2013 07:14 (2 months ago) Permalink
Class
― latest worst poster (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:51 (2 months ago) Permalink
all the Persians I've known have been remarkable individuals but never easy people to navigate relationships with
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 24 March 2013 02:54 (1 month ago) Permalink
really, Chi peeps, your chauvinism about our president is still worse.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 April 2013 04:16 (1 month ago) Permalink
― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 6 April 2013 05:19 (1 month ago) Permalink
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 26 April 2013 03:39 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
tread titled: it's a beautiful world (not safe for well-being)A sweet romantic placeBeautiful people everywhereThe way they show they careMakes me want to say...
― Sébastien, Friday, 26 April 2013 04:30 (3 weeks ago) Permalink
Do you have to be such an unpleasant asshole all the time? Hate you.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:39 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Gosh, e. didn't know ned raggett tribute thread had gotten so out of hand.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
haha that's amazing
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
he looks like hes being felt up by an angel
― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, November 3, 2006 1:55 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
ENBB!
― Mordy, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Enbb, it wouldnt have been three first time that you've said almost the exact same thing (although I'm probably thinking about someone different). Shoulda just brought that fire in-thread.
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:55 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
shhhhhhhhhhhh, you
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Just saying, you've been on point before. I'm sure you had God reasons to reel it in or whatever though.
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:08 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Your, not "God"
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:09 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
Aw now i wanna know the thread but that would not be in spirit of thread
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:37 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
see I'm drunk on terrible cheap beer had a bad bike accident a week ago so my back hurts kind of terribly and just realized today that my ex-company royally fucked me in the ass with the compensation and I'm wondering if I should stop buying cheap fast fashion stuff because I don't know how much of those clothes come from places like that factory in Bangladesh and tbh would like to cry a few crocodile tears because planet earth is so horrible and I'm horrible as well.
― i wouldn't mistake myself for anyone. (wolves lacan), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:20 (5 days ago) Permalink
[long digressive explanation of my discomfort with discourses that appeal to "nature" and "naturalness", even when i broadly agree with the points they are making, such as in the case of rousseau wanting to encourage kids to be creative or whatever. basically this post -- which i have deleted and cannot recover -- was ripped off 100% of derrida's of grammatology... his view that human beings have "always already" fallen into language and technology and can never "go back" to a simpler time. i think this is a progressive attitude. anyway, this was for the angelina jolie thread]
― Treeship, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:24 (5 days ago) Permalink
much love
― cholo naco y super gallo (wolves lacan), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:31 (5 days ago) Permalink
it's always in the last place you look
― failures on the moon (electricsound), Friday, 17 May 2013 01:15 (4 days ago) Permalink
[redacted] fandom is starting to feel like beatles fandom. yeah, i get it, you love the beatles. they're great. you're very special and perceptive for liking them so much and always always always talking about it.
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:41 (4 days ago) Permalink
[steely dan]
― waterface, Friday, 17 May 2013 15:42 (4 days ago) Permalink
[moon]
― emil.y, Friday, 17 May 2013 15:47 (4 days ago) Permalink
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Friday, 17 May 2013 15:47 (4 days ago) Permalink
you never her
― MV, Friday, 17 May 2013 15:56 (4 days ago) Permalink
Short version or long version
― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 May 2013 00:22 (3 days ago) Permalink
they're all about pete best it's called infinite best
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:57 (3 days ago) Permalink
Hehheeee
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:33 (2 days ago) Permalink
^^ incomprehensibly young person's pov
― Aimless, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:02 (6 hours ago) Permalink
is that gif supposed to be, like, funny or ironic in any way?
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:22 (6 hours ago) Permalink
can a mod please take that down?
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:24 (6 hours ago) Permalink