weak erection before scrotum, hard erection at penis root

:)

My erections are weak from scrotum to glans, behind the scrotum, however, there seems to be some kind of super-erection going on. I need to have full, viable erections. Could the blood vessels or corpora cavernosa bee damaged from incorrect masturbation methods (when I was younger I used to bend my penis between my legs). Is there a way to reverse this damage?
My erections are weak from scrotum to glans, behind the scrotum, however, there seems to be some kind of super-erection going on. I need to have full, viable erections. Could the blood vessels or corpora cavernosa bee damaged from incorrect masturbation methods (when I was younger I used to bend my penis between my legs). Is there a way to reverse this damage?
My erections are weak from scrotum to glans, behind the scrotum, however, there seems to be some kind of super-erection going on. I need to have full, viable erections. Could the blood vessels or corpora cavernosa bee damaged from incorrect masturbation methods (when I was younger I used to bend my penis between my legs). Is there a way to reverse this damage?

fuck you, get a girlfriend.

wow, hey! a new poster! there might be some hope left in this site!

Just maybe.

once I fuck gershy in the ass a few times, he'll be useless to you. There is no way to reverse this damage.

:D

see? he's gonna love it. The rest of you shut the fuck up.

bee damaged

I'm pregnant can stand the smell of food cooking but am getting to the end of being able to eat cold cereal, bagels, banana bread, etc all the time. Hubby has no problem cooking breakfast on the weekends or even days off but doesn't have time to during the work week. Are there some meal ideas I can cook in the crockpot (so I can be in another room while it cooks) that can be started before I go to bed or at least can be assembled in the pot and turned on in the morning when hubby starts the coffee pot?

Thanks soooooo much for any helpful ideas

You can just buy crockpot meals in the frozen part of the grocery store that you throw in the contents of bag & then leave alone. Or you can look online for crock pot recipes (blueberry cobbler, hells yeah).

The thread title makes me think of some "res sky at night, sailor's delight" kind of mnemonic.

Problem with crockpot dishes is that they cook for more hours than a mormal meal, and will spread cooking smells farther and longer than mormal meals. Maybe what you want is cold pasta salads, cold cut spreads, tomato and mozzarella salads, etc. Or main-dish baked potatoes -- all you have to do is grate some cheese, butter, sour cream, let him top his own. Maybe fool your nose by dabbing a bit of Vick's salve under it before you start cooking?

Typing in shorthand -- obv. you don't grate butter & sour cream, usually.

Why did you ask about cooking on this, of all threads?

You could just get someone to bring you a whole lot of cheeseburgers or you could buy fruit, which is healthy & requires almost no prep or cooking. I have to say if you are a pregnant lady, you have a very curious user name.

if it's a really extreme cut, you can actually try to just miss the object ball then kick it towards the pocket off the railwith spin. It has to be frozen for this to work though. It's actually not a crazily difficult shot to try, but very difficult to play with real consistency.

To give an example, say the object ball is frozen to the middle of the end rail and the cue ball is down the table a ways and a little bit left of middle. You can cut the object ball by playing the cue ball with heaps of right hand side spin (aim has to compensate for deflection, heh, it's not easy), aiming to hit the rail just to the left of the object ball. The right hand side spin will kick the cue ball off the rail sharply, cuttng the object ball into the right corner pocket.

Act noncholant if you pull one of these off with pool novices, like it's just another easy shot

in general, if cutting frozen balls into corner pockets, you should use a little bit of check side to keep the object ball from kicking out away from the rail. So if you were cutting a frozen ball to the left, use a little bit of left side spin to compensate for the kick, the kick where as already said the cue ball would spin counter clockwise and away from the rail. This also means you can cut the ball a little fatter since the check side is throwing the ball in the direction of the rail.

Grating butter is a good idea if you have some really cold butter and you want to melt it down quickly on top of some rolls or something. It's not traditional, but it works.

Oh shit. This was a weird thead to revive.

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Man, that ain't about butter OR cock, so I don't really known what you're on about.

Fuck you, Butter Lady!

Date: 2004-10-13, 9:55PM PDT
This is for you Butter Lady. Every week, you turn 40 hours of my life into a freak show and I fucking hate you for it.
If I could summarize why I hate you, I would. Somehow summing it up as "you're the bastard child of Minnie Pearl and Corky from Life Goes On" or "you're a passive-aggressive fucktard" or "somebody's demented grandma" trivializes the depth of your evil. I want the world to know that you worship at the altar of Satan so here's a brief account of you and the deplorable acts of which you are capable:
1. Butter eating. Have you ever seen someone eat an ENTIRE FUCKING STICK OF BUTTER with NOTHING ELSE????? I have and it's all thanks to you, you sick motherfucker. Every day you bust out the stick o' butter, cut it into pats and then pop them one by fucking one into your filthy mouth like they were big, fatty bonbons. Trust me people once you've witnessed this image you can never, ever get it out of your head. It's worse than seeing your parents fucking.
2. The See-Through Black Lace Shirt. One time the Butter Lady and I had a conversation about the wildly varying temperature of our office. Actually it was more like her complaining about being too hot, calling the building maintenance to get them to turn down the heat, then bitching about the cold and calling again. I explained that I always wear layers so I can peel down if I need to. GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT? A few weeks later I looked up from my desk to see the Butter Lady peeling herself down to a see-through black, lace shirt with a white bra underneath! This would be acceptable in a whorehouse or perhaps a strip club if the person wearing the peek-a-boo shirt weren't PUSHING 70!!!! Then it's not fucking acceptable EVER! Again, almost worse than seeing your parents doing the nasty.
3. Incessant Babble. Nobody in the office wants to talk to the Butter Lady because she's crazy so guess what she does to keep from feeling lonely? She talks to herself. I'm watching her right now as she prattles on about her work and punctuates her ramblings with "Ooos" and "Ohhs," but that's not even the worst part! Most of the time we can hear exactly what she's saying and frequently she's complaining about us! Example: "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid (her mantra). He's so stupid, how could he have missed that?" BITCH, I AM RIGHT FUCKING HERE AND I HEAR YOU!!! Are you so socially retarded that you don't know I'm sitting right here or is this a case of projecting your stupidness onto others? Occasionally she gets so worked up about us and how stupid we are, she breaks into a song! I'm not bullshitting here. The words of the song usually involve the word "stupid" and the tune is a lot like the weird sounds that the Skeksi made in that move The Dark Crystal.
4. Stereo Wars. Butter Lady likes two kinds of music: Country and Western (and sometimes Enya). She had her radio with her music and we had our radio with music for non-neandertals. The rest of us took turns bringing CDs and being DJ for the night, but apparently Butter Lady couldn't stand for us to drown out her babble so she complained to our boss about our "Beat Music." (Beat music is her term for any music that isn't C&W. ) The boss asked us to keep the stereo turned down, but we have mix CDs and some of the songs are louder than others. When a slightly louder song comes on, do you know what Butter Lady does? She sure doesn't ask us to turn it down! No, that's what normal people would do. Instead she turns her stereo up LIKE A FUCKING 8TH GRADER! Then she goes and tells our boss. Somewhere there's a jug band wondering where their only groupie went.
5. Stupid's Poster Child. Remember that horrible fucking movie Forrest Gump? Remember all those trite and obnoxious Gumpisms? Remember "stupid is as stupid does?" Somebody ought to make a poster with just a picture of Butter Lady and that phrase because never has it been more meaningful or accurate. Yesterday I watched her call a person from IT to help her do an online survey. A FUCKING SURVEY!!!!
There's more to it than just these examples, but by now you can see that this lady is deep throating Satan's cock. She's my nemesis, and it is clear to me now what I must do. I must do everything I can to annoy her...that and I gotta find a new job. When I do, I'll be leaving Butter Lady a little present: a butter sculpture....shaped like a cock and balls. That's right bitch, I hope you choke on it.
this is in or around I'm in hell. Help me.
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totally had no idea this was kenan until he flipped out on revive

shoulda played it cool dude

lol @ kenan

this is up there with his earnest waffles app imo

o_O at kenan

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/Twisted_Ferret/worstsin.jpg

full, viable

oh hi! No, I didn't start this thread. And I apologize to the gershy of seven months ago. I don't know what the fuck.

In other words, Is there a way to reverse this damage?

yeah, no problem.

With butter there'd be less damage.

my friends brother saw me looking at this thread tonight

"what the fuck are you looking up dude!?"

omg lol mostly at the tuomas line there and then extra from jordan situational funnies

probably helps that I am 1. competely sleep deprived (on purpose for once) and 2. listening to semi-bad sakamoto electric piano jazz-pop that probably passes for sultry in the orient (itunes shuffle haw)

"with butter there would be less damage" should be the title of every shitty electric piano jazz/r&b ballad, actually

oh god I have become what I despise

good night, er, morning

Oh, it's been seven months now! I wonder if jizzcannon upthread has had her baby yet?

It is not a dialect, it is actually a different language though most Thai speakers can be understood over the border. The beer is ace too. Best in Asia.

Hope this helps

There is no way to reverse this damage.

wow, hey! a new poster! there might be some hope left in this site!

Can I get some mad props?!