Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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But then i realized, this is just totally something that would happen in a comic book.

a bad one

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

You do believe in Bane reading the letter because you just think he couldn't have made it up.

He doesn't need to: he could've said the Dent act violated human rights and released them.

I couldn't watch the Keaton films - then again I really hate fun.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

Totally agree on Catwoman gratuitously riding around on Bat bike.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

i don't remember if there's any real depiction of the city 'turning' on the cops after he reads the letter -- doesn't he immediately start blowing shit up and just holding the city hostage immediately afterwards?

some dude, Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

it just seemed like something he was doing to add insult to injury, mess with everyone's head or lower morale even as he already had everything in control

some dude, Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

The cops were all stuck in the tunnels.

But there would be no reason to turn onto them. It was the the lawmakers (the establishment) who pushed through the Dent act.

And yes, the ultimate goal was to crush the people's spirits before physically destroying the city. The turn on the establishment is a made up story.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 December 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

like i said above i just found all the harvey dent stuff way unnecessary and incredibly belaboured

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

Well after he says the Dent act is a lie he frees all the prisoners. Yeah wouldn't people want the cops to protect them from these newly freed prisoners? Maybe the prisoners just took control of everything. At any rate the point of it all is the epic scene of Batman and Bane fighting in the midst of a thousand cops and criminals kicking the shit out of each other.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

dent's thematic importance to the whole trilogy definitely exists largely in nolan's head

some dude, Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

ya srsly who in the world gives a shit

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

still find it wicked awkward that they avoided even a passing reference to the joker

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

"The Dark Knight Trilogy"

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

i would say the best parts of this trilogy are the first half of 1 and the joker stuff in 2

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

and the bane plane scene

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

smoosh those together, you got a good movie.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

for sure

mh, Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

The Dark Knight Begins

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, one would think the people weren't buying it for a second but what could they really do?

Watching DK and DKR back-to-back the Dent stuff seems totally necessary and something they had to deal with in some way -- they didn't do it cleanly but the attempt didn't bury the film and leads to those finals scenes in the snowy morning light. Really amazing that they thought to set a scene during the day in a film series that takes place in the dark for such obvious reasons. Nolan took the risk and totally pulled it off.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

xps

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 December 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

But then i realized, this is just totally something that would happen in a comic book. Like a man wearing a bat costume.

problem is nolan's batman movies all take place in this awkward middle ground between comic book lightness and gritty realism, i get the feeling he resents the comic book tropes and sees them as obstacles blocking him from his 'true vision'

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 December 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

Watching DK and DKR back-to-back the Dent stuff seems totally necessary and something they had to deal with in some way -- they didn't do it cleanly but the attempt didn't bury the film and leads to those finals scenes in the snowy morning light. Really amazing that they thought to set a scene during the day in a film series that takes place in the dark for such obvious reasons. Nolan took the risk and totally pulled it off.

― xyzzzz__, Sunday, December 9, 2012 3:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

must have slipped my mind that today is OPPOSITE DAY

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 December 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

There is not a single scene in The Dark Knight that establishes that anyone other than a few cops and Batman gives a fuck about Harvey Dent

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 December 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

He was elected.

Also don't agree with the need for a mention of the Joker. He failed to corrupt/destroy the people of Gotham but destroyed Dent; that's his legacy, which is addressed. So they are clearly closing off that strand from DK but also following on from the League of Shadows in Batman Begins, which the Joker was not a member of.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 December 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

Finally saw. Uneven at best. Anne Hathaway as the best Catwoman ever and JGL's strongest performance since Mysterious Skin are by far the best things about it.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Sunday, 9 December 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

hathaway's the 4th best catwoman ever, at the most

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

i'm ok with that ranking as long as Barney Pfeiff isn't in the top 3

some dude, Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

she's #1.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

pfeiff dawg was a good one but barney pfeiff is pretty morbsian

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

seriously want to read an Armond White review praising Premium Rush in comparison to Easy Rider, which was never more than an incoherent work of a drug-addled era, whose sloppiness and indolence paved the way for self-indulgent "art" cinema by know-nothings for decades to come, etc.

s.clover, Monday, 10 December 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

i'm just joshin' with The Pied Pfeiffer, we're old friends

some dude, Monday, 10 December 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

so you want to read an otm Armond White review xp

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 December 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

that's too obvious. no, armond needs to negatively compare Premium Rush to the underrated Jason Patric vehicle Rush

da croupier, Monday, 10 December 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

heard my little sister mutter "I phail u" under her breath in a really stupid voice, and it took me a second to understand what she was referencing.

Cunga, Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqJVfhnhN48

some dude, Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

Ha! I've started doing a stupid Bane voice to annoy my brother. Its working so I'm carrying on for a while.

I'm older.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 15 December 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Tying into the dynamic where Christopher Nolan loves James Bond and now the two franchises' are mirroring one another: the Southern redneck cop that is in on the police chase for Batman in this movie, he seems to recall the redneck cop that's boat-chasing after Bond in "Live and Let Die." I'm sure it's a reference to that character, or at least that's what I thought seeing it in theaters.

And I'm pretty sure he's in the 3rd Batman but he might be in the 2nd,, too or only in the 2nd

Cunga, Sunday, 10 February 2013 08:47 (eleven years ago) link

i would bet there's a big overlap between people who got way too excited about TDKR and people who consider MBDTF the best record of the past decade, and not just because they were both immensely popular.

― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Monday, July 23, 2012 11:46 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark

i still have no idea what this post means. is the group of people who like that album substantially different from the group of people who like the other kanye west records? didn't ilm like it a lot?

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 10 February 2013 09:24 (eleven years ago) link

i don't even remember what i was talking about then but uh, i wasn't talking about people who just liked it a lot i was talking about people who consider it a timeless classic along the lines of [any other classic album the writers of rolling stone wouldn't argue with]. people who are obsessed with the canon of the monoculture, people who want to feel like they're witnessing the release of Pet Sounds or The Godfather as it happens and get really excited when pitchfork breaks their 10.0 rule for it. with some sociopathic behavior they might become the type of people who send death threats to critics that lower an anticipated movie's RT score. some people just find extreme levels of pleasure not only in watching/listening to critically-hyped-up mainstream/middlebrow things but in feeling like they're a part of the culture that hoists them up. it's like internet fandom but instead of my little pony or dr. who it's about whatever an appropriate amount of critics approve of.

when i type this i'm thinking of a few select people on my facebook wall, maybe it's not as common as i think.

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 February 2013 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

No, you're on to something with that criticism. I remember a few years ago someone I knew wrote a blot post lamenting that the younger generation, our generation, lacked a "Beatles" or entertainmeners that spoke for "us" and to "us."

The Beatles were that rare example of the most popular of something also clearly being the best, and for everyone to all agree with that assessment. And so there are people that are after that moment of clarity and triumph in entertainment. It's not enough that Dark Knight or Kanye West make millions of dollars: it has to be a part of a generation's personal brand and unite us all or something.

Cunga, Sunday, 10 February 2013 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

We want our "Pet Sounds" and Godfather movies so some day we can flog some other persons' grandchildren with "You missed out, born too late imo" nostalgia

Cunga, Sunday, 10 February 2013 10:46 (eleven years ago) link

i just plan to do that w climate change

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 10 February 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

Watching bane slur his way through lawless last night was a laugh

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 February 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

I'm glad he went Modern Comic Book wrt to the plot. It was a great ending too!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 February 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

finally got around to watching this. it's fucking terrible.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 05:29 (ten years ago) link

i looked away for a minute and bruce wayne lost all his money and was making out with the heiress in front of a fireplace. only barely engaged enough to leave it on in the background. just hard to care about any of this shit. Is she thalia i guess?

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 05:36 (ten years ago) link

even the choreography is uninspired. amazing how they found a way to make batman boring, that's something i guess

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link

i totally refuse to read the shitton of earlier posts that I'm sure echo this sentiment but i have the creeping suspicion a lot of people want to believe the stupidity in this thing is "just like the comic" right? as if filming a comic book represents some sort of more sensible and meaningful project than making a comic book directly from a film.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link

it really is amazing to watch this fucking thing. It's just completely tone-deaf, stupid and horribly misguided.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 1 July 2013 06:00 (ten years ago) link

the whole bane at the stadium thing, i mean jesus christ
and doritos paid to sponsor that!

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link

the way every dialogue scene is clipped so it's just the actors reciting the bare minimum of information is so off-putting and overbearing. Even The Phantom Menace let its actors stretch out more.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 1 July 2013 06:02 (ten years ago) link


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