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2) he wears a mask and has a butler

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

you're responding to what i wrote with "well the other had a bank robbery" and I'm stretching?

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

the qualities you say distinguish TDKR from TDK pretty blatantly bring it closer to the '60s batman, even if TDK had the joker and a bank robbery

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

if TDK had wide shots of people brawling i don't remember them

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

if by closer you mean "minutely, almost imperceptibly closer if you squint" then croops is right

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 September 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

Burning a giant pile of money = best movie

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 2 September 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really get the "twoface was bungled" take on TDK, which seems increasingly common, I thought Eckhart was great

― da croupier, Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eckhardt was fine, effects were terrible, story once he got disfigured was kind of ... mangled, i suppose? just trying to do too much, too soon.

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i understand why they did it storywise but it felt so weak that he was basically Two Face for five minutes at the end of the movie and only a handful of people saw him. when i think of the movie i remember Harvey Dent but Two Face never pops into my head unless someone brings him up, it just kinda leaves such little impression.

cute, banned, alert (some dude), Sunday, 2 September 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

at it's worst nolan's revisionism seems to think it's above the standard batman comic while still needing to acknowledge it. because he was allergic to the standard "crime lord with aggressive visual aesthetic" bat-nemesis, two-face couldn't stand around screaming "oh god i love the number 2" while henchmen caused chaos, but dent still had to BE two-face. because eckhart was great and dent made such an impression, i guess i don't understand why people are so disappointed by the lack of two-face qua two-face, especially in comparison to say, Batman Forever.

and just in case this is why anyone's scoffing at the observation, i'm not saying TDKR is so much like '60s batman everyone who loves adam west should delight in it, i'm saying that the distinctions between the films CJV made happen to line up nicely with the qualities of '60s batman. If anything i'm trying to dignify the challop of liking TDKR the most ("yes it's campier and more frantic, that's what I want from Batman movies!").

da croupier, Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

i think these movies are much more comic booky than most people characterize them as. has Nolan said anything particular condescending about the source material in interviews or is that just a vibe people pick up in the movies?

cute, banned, alert (some dude), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

they're definitely comic booky but I shouldn't have to explain the pretensions of a filmmaker who turns robin into an adult police officer who worships batman but never wears a costume...but is still literally named robin at the end of the film.

da croupier, Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

ha that was tonally challenging alright

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

another example of nolan steering clear of the more campy elements of the iconography to the point of absurdity - turning the batmobile into a tank the shape of a charcoal brisket.

da croupier, Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

that was something but i don't know if it was pretension so much as a really awkward way to have their cake and eat it too (as far as indicating who he'll become at the end without showing it, or by broadcasting it at the beginning of the movie by having him be named Dick Grayson). kind of in the same way having a very specific story arc for Dent meant making Two Face basically a cameo. (xpost)

cute, banned, alert (some dude), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

the tank-like batmobile is derived from the Dark Knight Returns surely

Number None, Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

if you don't know nolan is pretentious i don't know what to tell you

da croupier, Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

oh he definitely is, that just didn't seem like a prime example. anyway he seems comic book pretentious to me.

cute, banned, alert (some dude), Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

his "let's evolve the bat narrative" mentality has definitely been found in comic books, and i like some of the changes he's overseen, but i think his antipathy to overly blatant bat-camp leads him down some embarrassing paths, as it has comic book authors. i'm not trying to apply some false binary where either he's comic booky or not.

da croupier, Sunday, 2 September 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

Actually belongs in the Batman Begins thread but whatevs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7enjABApKWE

R=J-L (Leee), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha that's somehow really great even though you know exactly what it's going to be from the title.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

you guys are ridiculous, tom hardy is far and away the best thing about this movie, don't cry because you didn't get to see his mouth

― joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 7:53 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is otm even if he sounds like a more actorly version of seth mcfarlane in hellboy 2

michael caine cried in every scene i think

also seconding that link way upthread that said the climbing stuff was moronic; it maybe made sense dramatically but it was so wrong that i was def pulled out of the narrative for a sec

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

i have no idea what was good about Tom Hardy's performance that any number of people couldn't have done just as well. totally the weak link of the movie for me, especially considering how good Hathaway was.

some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

haha im the complete opposite because hathaway felt so disposable to me.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

tho its funny in retrospect that bane ended up just being another one of hardy's sensitive bad boys

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

i loved his goofy muffled voice. fun to imitate.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

he was definitely one of the funnier parts of the movie. i just don't get what was impressive about his performance.

some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

he did some pretty serious acting with his eyeballs, bro.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

with his eyeballs, BROTHER!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not saying he put in a ~Great Performance~, i'm saying he was more fun than anything else in this very serious, very stupid movie

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

he was only fun in the sense that he was the stupidest thing about it!

some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

whoa now let's not go crazy, there are a lot of candidates for that title

zachylon (zachlyon), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

true...i just felt like a lot of the movie's problems can be traced back to Bane in one way or another

some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

you could say he was the... BUGABOO of the movie

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

omg

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

finally saw this on Saturday

p much everything I thought has been said upthread, but for posterity

- overall I really enjoyed it; cried at the end when I thought b-man was dead, happy tears when he wasn't, the whole nine.

- hathaway's catwoman was cool. I heard someone on a podcast (can't remember who now) talk about the complaints that she was too glib/quippy, but that in the context of the life she's led up to that point, it's more of a defense mechanism so even when b-man rolls into gotham after being gone and her face sorta reads ! thank god! she's all 'thought you were dead', whatevs. I just liked the way she played it, where you could often read the emotion on her face but she was guarding herself by what she chose to say
that being said her and b-man's attraction wasn't really set up a whole lot. maybe there were cut scenes? idk

- lots of daylight. and the city itself is now clearly, mostly NYC (pittsburgh bridges/heinz field notwithstanding), where before it was kind of a city *like* Chicago, *like* NYC but not either of those places exactly. I felt like once they were doing those aerial shots and showing us it's NYC, it just took me out of the batman world more than I wanted? It always felt like a batman movie grounded in realism before...whereas now with the daylight and definite location shots, it started to feel like a real movie that just happened to have batman in it. which I didn't like quite as much.

- but I loved seeing Bane out in broad daylight. the showdown between the thugs and the cops in the street was p cool

- loved bane's voice, felt very bond villain to me. I liked that this huge muscle bound monster was contrasted by an almost aristocratic, mastermind-y voice. it gave you the feeling that there was more to the character than they were showing you, allowing you to guess at the layers? idk. sad crying eyes killed me. loved that scene.

anyway mostly yay, just lots of little niggly bits that kind of bugged me but not really.

loved the who's who of cameos. Ben Mendelsohn! That guy from Torchwood! That guy from Stargate SG1!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

"b-man" really cracking me up

some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

still pissed off about the daylight thing

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

someone said upthread, the daylight thing was cool for a few moments in the other 2 movies like wow seeing them in their costumes in the day adds a nice reality to them, but yeah...it was too much for me, I think.

plus I feel like Nolan's kind of a night-time palette guy? Like, the Joker's costume was so well designed for darkness, to be kind of bright without being circusy. And batman's costume, even in the dark is textured and, as Nina Garcia would say, very editorial (lol)

The daylight, I feel like he loses a bit of his steez, imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it feels like half of his non b-man movies might've had less daylight than d-knight rises

some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

this movie kinda hit a sweet spot in being good enough to be a satisfying summer blockbuster but not so 'good' that moron fanboys genuinely believe it should be nominated for best picture

balls, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

xp

hmmmm trying to remember. i think there's a lot of daylight in most of them. inception wasn't too nighty. nor momento iirc. ("iirc" would be a good alternate title for that movie.)

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

this movie kinda hit a sweet spot in being good enough to be a satisfying summer blockbuster but not so 'good' that moron fanboys genuinely believe it should be nominated for best picture

― balls, Tuesday, October 9, 2012 7:00 PM Bookmark

Yeah, I mean essentially it just dialed back the quality from TDK to the level of, like, a pretty damned good superhero movie. I'd rank Spider-Man 2 above it, and tie it with maybe Iron Man.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

insomnia's all day all da time

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

like the dark knight being constructed well enough and begging to be taken seriously so much leads to you possibly actually taking it seriously and finding that the entire thing is really very very dumb (and then having to deal w/ fanboys who, having never dealt w/ serious grownup art before, don't get that something that is capable of being scrutinized /= something that will stand up to scrutiny). tdr was more sloppily constructed and less forceful in its pretensions and as a result i didn't mind that somehow this one was even dumber. if anything it was a relief.

balls, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

otm

some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

xxposts hrm...well then maybe I can caveat my musings to say that I mean Nolan as darkness-dude w/r/t the Dark Knight trilogy? That saves me from being completely rong, kind of? lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

Daylight is one of the reasons the last Terminator sucked so.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

BAN ALL DAYLIGHT

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

BANE, ALL DAYLIGHT

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:03 (eleven years ago) link

^ accurate tagline for this one

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://twitter.com/TebowIsAmish/status/235560717426753536

some dude, Monday, 15 October 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link


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