flattering pictures of tennis players

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A companion thread to: Unflattering pictures of tennis players

I think this is the best picture of Kournikova I've ever seen.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

frighteningly perfect

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

+ that's a hot clutch

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

She looks less like Boris Yeltsin in that pic, for sure

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

A+, Venus!

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wow, sultry Venus

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

NO FUCKING WAY IS THIS ELENA DEMENTIEVA

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol lol

wow?...venus always cleans up good

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

Oh I know that, but that photo is a WOW

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have always thought Dementieva was prettier than her tennis pics would lead you to believe, but WOW.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

Venus def. got more of the sexy gene than her sister.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

venus is one of the few players whose on-court pictures could fit into this thread (bar the mid-grunt ones obv)

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

true enough.

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

you guys should feel free to contribute to this thread:

i love style official TENNIS STYLE thread hosted by ANDRE AGASSI

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

ana

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

Finding a picture where Ana Ivanovic looks good = not exactly difficult

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

Jelena Jankovic is not the most conventional-looking person in the world but I dare anyone to claim this picture is unflattering.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

Although this one is better:

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

She looks like a Modigliani dominatrix in that first one.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol yes that one is better

definitely cute but that moon face still scares me a little in the 1st pic

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

Caroline Wozniacki

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

filippo volandri

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

marat safin

it as astonishing how many unflattering pictures there are of a dude so naturally beautiful

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

marat def has awkward stuff going on though, even tho he's stunning

roger's forehand face (so cute!):

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

tommy

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Dinara!

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

curveball: am a justine henin fan, but never expected this

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

ok that Dinara pic is almost as unrecognizable as the Dementieva pic

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

there's a really good one of henin from the same shoot sans shades (but with ex-husband), but i can't find it except on her official site (can't c/p it)

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

A lot of these aren't really flattering because a lot of these people look great most of the time anyway! Unlike Dinara... though I like her, so there

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

justine lookin badASS!

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

I posted that one because it doesn't looks styled or airbrushed and Dokic doesn't look that good most of the time.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

roddick pwns this thread, so hawt

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

Find me a flattering pic of Svetlana Kuznetsova and I'll be impressed

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

ive yet to see (m)any good pics of federer.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

roddick pwns this thread, so hawt

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you don't have to ask twice!

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

the snarl kills me

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

stiffler!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

^otm

Oh here's a good one, if it works:

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

It didn't!

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

Would smash.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

It worked all right.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

there are specific flattering photos of kuznetsova that i've seen, but i can't find them on the internet!

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

Would drop shot.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

djokovic

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

my friend kenneth has a big crush on fernando verdasco.

us_odd_bunny_lady (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

oops, photo didn't link. well, just click.

us_odd_bunny_lady (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 9 July 2009 14:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

is that what you call it

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

lawlen @ this pic - dude was inarguably pretty but this is pretty retarded also man he was looken haggard @ wimbledon rip juan carlos your beauty was youth still:

♥/b ~~~ :O + x_X + :-@ + ;_; + :-/ + (~,~) + (:| = :^) (Lamp), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

mathilde johansson

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

whoa hotness, and yeah juan carlos is fine

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

I had never realised until now what creepy dead eyes Sharapova has.

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also stringy hair and really thin lips

I respectfully disagree:

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Did that not work? Dammit. One more try:

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

Better.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

omg i had forgotten how much i was into ferrero before he started aging badly. so beautiful

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:10 (5 years ago) Permalink


Greg looks quite human here

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

i found (shitty scans of) those unexpectedly glam photos of justine!


lex pretend, Friday, 10 July 2009 00:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

anna chakvetadze, anna chakvetadze's amazing hair


lex pretend, Friday, 10 July 2009 00:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

henin has a vague justine frischmann thing going on in that last one.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 July 2009 00:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

evgeny korolev! one of the best-looking lower-ranked ATP players imo. the cousin of a certain ms kournikova - the looks clearly run in the family.


lex pretend, Friday, 10 July 2009 00:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

maria kirilenko

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 July 2009 00:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

damn xp

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Friday, 10 July 2009 00:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 10 July 2009 00:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

that does help, thx

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

Not a picture, but Serena Williams looks lovely in this clip from the David Letterman show:

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

More Maria Kirilenko

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

op = denise van outen

m. white btw (cozwn), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

StanM, Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

Just glimpsing the end of his rolex ad, I mistook Federer for Morrissey

For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol at Dementieva being the only one looking at the camera

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 July 2009 22:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'll let you guess why that picture was originally called surprise.jpg , by the way.

StanM, Thursday, 23 July 2009 23:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Dominika Cibulkova

Alona Bondareko

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 7 September 2009 21:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

That Dominika Cibulkova shot isn't flattering at all! At least not for a tennis player. It might be flattering if she was a stripper or mail order bride, I guess.

Alex in SF, Monday, 7 September 2009 21:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 September 2009 22:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

11 months pass...

van smack, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 22:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

simona halep's since had a breast reduction, fyi.

that NYT ad is great, but lol at it showing demented hitting a volley (when does this ever happen in a match), stosur hitting a BH (her worst shot) and jankovic apparently not hitting anything at all. kim, serena and especially BEPA <3 <3 <3 look amazing, they've really brought out bepa's awesome eyes.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 22:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

simona halep's since had a breast reduction, fyi.

this cruel awful world

156, Thursday, 26 August 2010 05:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

this is my favourite thread

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 26 August 2010 11:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

i can't believe the fernando verdasco CK photos haven't been posted here yet. jaw-dropping, frankly.


لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 26 August 2010 11:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

Looks good clothed too:

lol he's such a model.

Roz, Thursday, 26 August 2010 13:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

I had never realised until now what creepy dead eyes Sharapova has.

Old quote, but there's no trace of truth in this. There's fire and violence in her eyes every time she steps on court.

abcfsk, Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

abcfsk, Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

Vera Zvonareva. Unfortunately can't see her eyes, which are probably the bluest objects in the known universe.

It dreamed to Tom D. of the Caucasus (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, something always attracted me to sit and stare at Vera even when she was on the chubbier side back in the days.

abcfsk, Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

Victor Troicki and wife.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Alisa Kleybanova, you guys. o_O

Roz, Friday, 5 November 2010 17:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

I always confuse her with Alla Kudryavtseva, who looks absolutely nothing like that, so I was doubly shocked by that picture

DJP, Friday, 5 November 2010 17:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

haha no kidding

Roz, Friday, 5 November 2010 17:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

No one posted the pic of Serena in her panties and bra yet? Wow.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 13 May 2011 00:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

8 months pass...

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 5 February 2012 06:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

phuturephase, Sunday, 5 February 2012 19:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

didn't recognise her at first: that's Bartoli second from the right

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 07:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

The Polish tennis star was pictured nude sat in a plastic deckchair next to a swimming pool filled with tennis balls in the shoot for a special 'Body Issue' of ESPN Magazine.

Radwanska, who is world No 4, lost to German Sabine Lisicki in the last four at Wimbledon.

The 24-year-old is a proud Catholic but youth group Krucjata Mlodych (Youth Crusade) has condemned the shoot as 'immoral behaviour' and dropped her from its campaigns.

She had starred in a commercial for the group where she spells out 'Jesus' with tennis balls and tells people not to be ashamed of their faith.

Senior Catholic priest Father Marek Dziewiecki said: 'It's a shame that someone who has declared their love for Jesus is now promoting the mentality of men looking at a woman as a thing rather than a child of God worthy of respect and love.

'If she meets a man who she can truly love and establish a happy family and raise Catholic children, then she would probably have to hide these pictures from relatives.'

the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 12:37 (1 year ago) Permalink


<3

cerealbar, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 13:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

xxpost there've been so many great pics of bartoli in the last couple of weeks

cerealbar, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 13:35 (1 year ago) Permalink


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