"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
"Eh...too blonde. 6."
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
"I"m sorry honey, he has droit du seigneur."
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:49 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"i TOLD you to wait an hour"
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:52 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^can't choose. both perfect
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
"honey, you know i left my glasses in the car. help with what?"
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
"just relax, it's more scared of you than you are of it"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
"christ, what an octopus"
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
"Don't worry, it's a vegatarian!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/14/p465/120514_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 08:52 (eleven years ago) link
"MI6 actually"
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm attempting to circumvent the ridiculous luggage restrictions imposed by this airline!!!!!!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
"Get off my case"
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Well I don't care if Bill Murray could 'make it work', I feel like an idiot"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:32 (eleven years ago) link
"It's not my fault you had the venti instead of the grande."
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link
"What do you mean 'except' the kitchen sink?"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Damn, I think I forgot my toothbrush"
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh god, my toothbrush just went straight up my asshole"
― goole, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
"Robodude 9000 feels no pain.... no pain...."
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link
"wearing sunglasses on a plane, how obnoxious."
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link
technically i'm a human suitcase, but i wear many hats
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
lto
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
"my therapist told me to externalize my emotional baggage"
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
there's a "keep calm and carry on" joke in here somewhere but i can't get at it
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
I really especially hate this one.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Customs is a bitch but check out is a snap."
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
yes, this picture is not funny
xp
― goole, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
tracer otm
this one demands the words accentuate, not guide the image because the cartoon is self-actualizing ("I'm attempting to circumvent the ridiculous luggage restrictions imposed by this airline!!!!!!") and is not only not funny but doesn't really reward deeper thought.so you kinda got to make it quiddy i think.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm gonna make a fuss like Kevin Smith on twitter when they kick me off the plane."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
"You can come out when we land"
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
"Allahu Akbar!"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm flying above the clouds at 540 mph, but they used to serve hot meals."
― a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
"(FARRRRRRT!)"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
im a suitcase
― max, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
"If you think this looks uncomfortable, you should see what I did to get around the restriction on liquids!"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
"Boy they really pack you like sardines in these things, don't they?"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
Part of what is irritating me about this one is that the positioning of the other passenger makes no sense to me visually.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
"this is the only drawback to my plan to get a free cancer screening by going through the airport x-ray machines"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
like, is he partially under the guy with the suitcase, and does he have two left arms?
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
"the craziest thing about me is that for some reason i am bringing four different hats on this trip"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
"Guess I'm just on a lucky streak - second time I've been upgraded from baggage to coach for free."
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
"favorite unintentionally homoerotic new yorker cartoon imagery"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
"my therapist told me i had to get a 'handle' on my fear of flying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
― max, Tuesday, May 8, 2012 4:50 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is the only one so far that's actually made me laugh.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
haha n/a I had the same thought about the hats, especially since three of them look like identical knit caps in different colors
"One for each day of Bonaroo"
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
what's going on with the passenger to his right? is he flat stanley slipping between the two seats?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
"been upgraded from baggage" is lols.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
"Ironically, I could fit very few items in this bag, because the bulk of its capacity is consumed by the volume of my own body."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
"If I knew how warm it would be, I would have gone with the valise."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link