"can you believe that this asshole's been tailgating us for five million light years?"
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
people used to say it to each other when i was a kid and i had no idea wtf they were talking about. i assumed it had something to do with doing it― Mad God 40/40 (Z S)
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
"You said this was a shortcut."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
"Dip, don't dazzle"
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ was gonna do something like that but figured it was UK-centric :D
― aboulia banks (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 1:06 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think this is the best one so far
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
^ yeah, was gonna say
― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
"These donks are getting more outlandish every year. What are those, 56s?"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
"Just keep driving, we'll be fine once we hit the Arizona border"
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
"slow ride! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht! take it EA-ZY! duh-nuht nuh-nuh na-nuht!"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
^second favorite
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
"I just can't understand why the state keeps giving them licences"
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
"so apparently they don't LIKE being identified"
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
"I wish tractor beams had a low setting."
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
or the easy new yorkery one: "for god's sake Margaret, just let them pass!"
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/04/30/p465/120430_contest_p465.jpg
"I don't know anyone called Marco!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
"I"m sorry honey, he has droit du seigneur."
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
"i TOLD you to wait an hour"
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
"but you're the one who wanted to see titanic in super 3d"
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
"But I thought you said you were ok with trying out my manga porn fantasy"
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
high early standard on this one, DJP and forks in particular
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
yeah you should submit that dan
― iatee, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
"put your mother down NOW"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
"Eh...too blonde. 6."
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:49 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:52 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^can't choose. both perfect
― Meanwhile, on some cars... (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
"honey, you know i left my glasses in the car. help with what?"
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
"just relax, it's more scared of you than you are of it"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
"christ, what an octopus"
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Don't worry, it's a vegatarian!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/05/14/p465/120514_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 08:52 (eleven years ago) link
"MI6 actually"
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm attempting to circumvent the ridiculous luggage restrictions imposed by this airline!!!!!!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link
"Get off my case"
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Well I don't care if Bill Murray could 'make it work', I feel like an idiot"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:32 (eleven years ago) link
"It's not my fault you had the venti instead of the grande."
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link
"What do you mean 'except' the kitchen sink?"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Damn, I think I forgot my toothbrush"
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh god, my toothbrush just went straight up my asshole"
― goole, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link
"Robodude 9000 feels no pain.... no pain...."
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link
"wearing sunglasses on a plane, how obnoxious."
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:24 (eleven years ago) link
technically i'm a human suitcase, but i wear many hats
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
lto
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
"my therapist told me to externalize my emotional baggage"
― Touché Gödel (ledge), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
there's a "keep calm and carry on" joke in here somewhere but i can't get at it
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
I really especially hate this one.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
"Customs is a bitch but check out is a snap."
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
yes, this picture is not funny
xp
― goole, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
tracer otm
this one demands the words accentuate, not guide the image because the cartoon is self-actualizing ("I'm attempting to circumvent the ridiculous luggage restrictions imposed by this airline!!!!!!") and is not only not funny but doesn't really reward deeper thought.so you kinda got to make it quiddy i think.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link