How Terrified Are You?

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collapse-of-the-world-economy-wise.

on a scale of 1-10, 1 being a small number, 10 being approx 10x larger.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
4 27
6 20
1 19
3 18
7 18
8 18
2 14
5 11
9 5
10 5


special guest stars mark bronson, Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Meh. Whatever. Worst case, I'll just pack up and go to Asia.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, terrified is a strong term - probably around 4.

The basic elements for a global economy are still in existence: labour, skills, natural resources etc; it's a matter of confidence and getting systems working.

Bob Six, Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Might have left it a bit late to buy smallholding in country with geese, chickens, etc, and hidden cellar full of tinned beans. 'Meh whatever' seconded though.

cat anatomy expert (ledge), Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link

More worried about global climate disaster - but que sera sera is the mantra there too.

cat anatomy expert (ledge), Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Ooh... I want chickens. I'd never be terrified if I had chickens. Eggs + meat + a certain degree of constant, low-level amusement. The chickens might be terrified, though.

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Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link

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Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I was a lot more scared this time last year, when it was all kicking off, and it was my actual job that was toast in the meltdown. Now, it's a bit more "meh" because I've had some time to get used to it, I guess.

Arrive Naked, Bring Prog (Masonic Boom), Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm a bit concerned because I need to get rid of my apartment and that business not looking good right now. otherwise not so much

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 8 February 2009 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link

More worried about global climate disaster - but que sera sera is the mantra there too.

This and the global economy will inter-relate more and more over time, probably quicker than predicted...Raising questions about how much Governments should intervene e.g. forcing companies to become more low carbon friendly, possibly rationing flights etc...

Bob Six, Sunday, 8 February 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I worry about climate change for my kids' sake. Personally I'm always looking forward to a good old-fashioned apocalypse. It'll make a nice change from work.

Otto von Biz Markie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Mind you, Lidl seemed very weirdly stocked yesterday. Hope this isn't a collapse of the Pound thing.

Otto von Biz Markie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2009 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm worried that some of my pals will lose their jobs and be reduced to destitution, and then a mob of starving former bankers will storm my office and lynch my fellow public sector workers.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Sunday, 8 February 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm planning to watch it on cable.

james k polk, Sunday, 8 February 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes a 24 and then sometimes my usual state of mind which is 10.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 8 February 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

2. Mild concern but, y'know, fuck it: party had to end some time and after the shit I've spent the past 20 years spouting I can hardly go "WAU WAU WAU WESTERN CAPITALISM", can I?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got my shoes to eat.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Sunday, 8 February 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I recommend the fried sole...

snoball, Sunday, 8 February 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I voted 1. Not to be all challopsy or anything, but it's like... I can't imagine myself or any of my friends or relatives starving to death, so everything else just seems kind of tangential. The Great Depression sucked, but people learned to deal with it; it's just what you do. If things do get really rough, hopefully it will just encourage people to be more generous, more helpful, more of a good old-fashioned community.

I guess I'm a little worried about my mom's medical bills, but she's got good insurance, so it's not like she's going to be plunged into penury or anything.

if you like it then you shoulda put a donk on it (bernard snowy), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i voted 3. more worried about other people

jammed hymen (k3vin k.), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah the current "economic donturn" is microscopic beans compared to climate change

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

well im probably about a 0 on that issue tbh

jammed hymen (k3vin k.), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i wish i was you.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

6, as in, that's my best guess for the number of years before we view rats and roaches as food sources rather than pests.

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

If you don't own anything or have any money in the first place, you have nothing to lose!

I'm fine with the coming apocalypse as long as it still has the internet.

i'm shy (Abbott), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Once you start losing stuff, you can find yourself amazed at what can be lost.

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Okay:
• internet
• husband

dog

those are the things I don't wan to lose.

i'm shy (Abbott), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I think it also helps that most of my hobbies are pretty cheap: reading (I like buyin' books, but libraries are cool too), surfing the internet (requires electricity and internet access, which will hopefully remain freely available in libraries and other places, and a computer, which I have and will try not to lose to hordes of marauding bandits), writing (again, computer + electricity; could also use pen and paper of course, though that would end up being a bit more expensive)

if you like it then you shoulda put a donk on it (bernard snowy), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

You can do a whole lot with nothing but a computer + electricity. Like, earn a living, even.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 8 February 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

As far as what can be lost, I really wasn't kidding (much) about rats and roaches earlier. My guess is that hunger in America will make a big comeback before we're done here.

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

How long can you live off of beer?

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

the prospect of millions of people slipping from middle class to being poor is a bit terrifying. It's not like we do a great job supporting the lower class in the present state of things.

Also, it's kind of sad to think about friends and family facing the prospect of a "lost decade" where their aspirations and goals in life are unobtainable for a lengthy period of time.

Plus the government has no real answer to this present mess. The bailout didn't work, and 700 billion dollars could have done a lot of good in our society.

Super Cub, Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

So maybe not terrifying, but pretty darn worrisome.

Super Cub, Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, it's kind of sad to think about friends and family facing the prospect of a "lost decade" where their aspirations and goals in life are unobtainable for a lengthy period of time.

If they are unwilling to change their aspirations and goals in the face of a changed situation, fuck 'em.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm more worried about the impendingness of it all than I am about any actual scenario - people will adapt and get used to stuff and scale back. Worse case scenario I've got friends with 20 acres and a well and a woodstove (and chickens!) near Lake Superior and it would give everyone an excuse to finally say fuck it and form a commune.

☺♑ (joygoat), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

If they are unwilling to change their aspirations and goals in the face of a changed situation, fuck 'em.

I wonder if you would pass that test as easily as you think.

Charlie Rose Nylund, Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Perhaps we will all find out together.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Everyone will. What's the alternative? You *have* to.

Maybe we'll all learn to live with less, something our parents, grandparents and ancestors were able to do.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

ILX commune.

Hmm.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Personally I don't have problems with change. I have a problem with the unknown.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost I wonder who are leader is and what drug he's gonna make us take. Ironic pills most probably

Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

1. basically, what abbott said, as long as we have internet I don't fear the econapocolypse

FADCFTMFW (cozwn), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link

will be dead before global climate disaster is meaningful. also a 1 on tht

FADCFTMFW (cozwn), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

ILX commune.

Hmm.

Everyone gets a tiny cubicle and a laptop, we have beers together at night, and no one ever does the dishes.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Bagsy being the dude who goes nuts and kills somebody in a fight over who ate the last slice of tofu.

Otto von Biz Markie (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 February 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I voted 5 - but I'm less worried than I was three months or so ago. We've hopefully got enough work on to keep our (very small and low-overhead) business going for the rest of the year, even if we get nothing else in at all. And I have a safety net of family nearby and enough savings to get by for a few months if I do lose my job. I'm more worried about other people.

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Sunday, 8 February 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

ILX commune sounds just like my houe (except we have desktops).

i'm shy (Abbott), Sunday, 8 February 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

will be dead before global climate disaster is meaningful

Global climate/biodiversity disaster is in progress and already meaningful for many many people!

I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Sunday, 8 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

in this commune we will produce bails upon bails of sardonic text. we will sell this bounty at liberal arts colleges and music festivals. we will have 3-5 sex partners and a complete ban on racially charged bottle openers.

Super Cub, Sunday, 8 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

1

I hope to profit from the misfortune of others.

M.V., Sunday, 8 February 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yeh I know z s but still, meh

FADCFTMFW (cozwn), Sunday, 8 February 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Meanwhile, it's Police State time except it's not really...

Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:08 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG is that M?

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Changed a lot since the days of "Pop Muzik"...

Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Well shit, now I'm all anxious about knowing how terrified everyone else is. FUCK! I'll never sleep tonight.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, I like California. Lose Texas. They'll be thrilled! It'll take most of them years to stop beaming with outsized pride before they realize they're broke and ass-fucked 20 times over.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link

YES, I am for getting rid of Texas. for what evvvvvvvver reason

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I am for getting rid of Texas on ly for the reason I mentioned. Abbott, your Texas hate does not take into account the fact that it's huge and diverse and there are some really nice people to be found there, even outside of (ugh) Austin.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

:(

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I've only been to the Fort Worth area and El Paso. I am pretty sure my hate is genetic. I should maybe stop being such a hater.

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

btw I AM TERRIFIED AS FUCK THANKS TO ELMO SCARING ME ON THE THREAD WHERE I ASKED PEOPLE TO SCARE ME.

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

wait I didn't mean that to be in all caps! Sorry, y'all.

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

You assholes can get your own awesome meteor panic footage then.

Magdalen Goobers (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

explain yrself, abbot

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link

You have one hour to scare me!

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

motherfuckers be breakin my heart in this bitch

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link

there there, Hoos
there there

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link

if i promise not to break yr heart will u send cookies

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

no doubt

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, Hoos. I really got so sick of Austin. It's like the Seattle "grunge" scene, except there aren't any bands around writing songs about how overblown it is. Or anyone stopping suburbia creeping in, even a little. Or anyone, say, building light rail. (Man, they killed that idea when I still lived there... how many times have they killed it since then?) It's a southern city, and it's only going to become a big southern city, and I left.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

The writer lives in Chipley.

where the fuck is chipley

iatee, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Can anyone let me know where that David Icke rant actually came from? I've been unsuccessfully trying to find it.

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link

They actually have some pretty halfassed light rail about to begin service. Naturally it's placed to benefit only the exurb whiteys.

Magdalen Goobers (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Gold price is ridiculously high! When people come to sell scrap gold and fucking complain, I just wanna SLAP their face. Srsly. A couple of years ago they would have gotten less than half ffs.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Can anyone let me know where that David Icke rant actually came from? I've been unsuccessfully trying to find it.

I don't know but I did find out that (according to The Sun) he is hanging out with Robbie Williams.

And also that Sun readers are discussing whether it is wrong to release Peter Sutcliffe. Turns out it would be wrong.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

This thread makes me somewhat terrified, but round here we're hardly even seeing the supposed house price crash - prices bobbed down maybe 10% last year and haven't gone down any further since. Not saying it's not gonna hurt, just that I would really hate to have to predict either way (which is a shame when for the first time I'm in a position where I could just about afford a mortgage on a flat and various people are telling me I should get in now before that 10% dip disappears, and then on the other hand folks here are all "jesus fuck, we're all gonna die").

Then again, I was in Dublin at the weekend where we paid £30 for two burgers + one portion of chips + a can of coke + a half of lager, so, um, ouch.

(Friend of a friend went a little nuts last year and changed his myspace to have giant OBAMA = ANTICHRIST jpegs all over it and replaced all the content with a paste of Icke's rant about Obama, find out the TRUTH about global warming, etc. Great fun. Now all mention of Icke has been purged. I have no idea...)

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

PS regarding Irish jaunt I got up at five fucking a.m. this morning after Easyjet titted me about last night and I had to swap flights, so yeah, don't expect anything I'm posting to make sense

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

http://blogs.kpbs.org/images/uploads/Happy23.jpg

M.V., Wednesday, 18 February 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

space cadet, how well Ireland fares will depend on a few factors that are easy to specify: 1) how much easy credit was extended to extremely poor credit risks by Irish lenders, and 2) how much money Irish banks and investors plunked into bonds that were backed by insanely bad loans made in other countries.

If neither of these problems exist to any great extent, then Ireland's problems will be smaller than, say, the USA's or Britain's. You'll just suffer a fairly stiff recession as world trade goes in the shitbin. Otherwise, you're just experiencing a delayed reaction that will catch up to you in a few more months.

Aimless, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 19 February 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

damn, 155 votes may be a record turnout.

WmC, Thursday, 19 February 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't worry guys, I got it covered

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I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

should be steel needles plunging toward eyeballs amirite

WmC, Thursday, 19 February 2009 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link

z_s i will be honest i did not really get why dudes were trippin balls to say they <3'd u before but ok with those graphs i <3 u dogg

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 19 February 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

An effective graph can give you a new perspective on things you thought you already understood.

<3

I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

so which option was "doo doo brown" again?

Blimey G. Blamegarten (unregistered), Thursday, 19 February 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost to self

That was the cheesiest thing I have ever EVER said, new record.

I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Thursday, 19 February 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Renowned investor George Soros said on Friday the world financial system has effectively disintegrated, adding that there is yet no prospect of a near-term resolution to the crisis.

Soros said the turbulence is actually more severe than during the Great Depression, comparing the current situation to the demise of the Soviet Union.

http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/02/21-0

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 February 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Renowned investor George Soros could smell an economy burning, and he knew it was our own.

Øystein, Monday, 23 February 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

space cadet, how well Ireland fares will depend on a few factors that are easy to specify: 1) how much easy credit was extended to extremely poor credit risks by Irish lenders, and 2) how much money Irish banks and investors plunked into bonds that were backed by insanely bad loans made in other countries.

If neither of these problems exist to any great extent, then Ireland's problems will be smaller than, say, the USA's or Britain's.

oh, lol n stuff.

1) all of it.
2) all of it.

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Monday, 23 February 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

a lotta sang-froid motherfuckers round here ...

LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Monday, 23 February 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

How Terrified Are You?

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hg8epy.jpg

1 out of 10 because my apartment is pretty strong and Godzilla is in a different neighborhood.

jokes jokes

I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 23 February 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

any yall see that cnn poll where 2/3rds of americans say they are "very scared" about the direction the nation is headed in

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Um, oh shit...
http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2009/02/will-eastern-europe-trigger-financial.html

leavethecapital, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I am terrified.

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Monday, 9 March 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^^ more coherent than rush limbaugh, sean hannity, etc. etc.

iatee, Monday, 9 March 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I am completely terrified.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

repoll

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link

good idea

the late great, Monday, 30 January 2017 21:10 (seven years ago) link


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