Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

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DJ Khaledonian Thistle
Viv of Ian Holloway
I Love You But I've Chosen Harkness
Johnny Haynes Jazz

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

Robinho's Nest

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Lava Lampards

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Total Fretwork Solutions

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

Total Fretwork Solutions

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^^^always loved this one

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

Pieless in Gazza

Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

Rehhagels of Funk

DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

Man Titty

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

Stelling Does Tricks

Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Jose's Giants

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Rodney Marshes Area Internal Drainage Board

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bohinen Rhapsody still in my all time top 3.

Lego Wanker (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Kofi Annan Athletic

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

West Hamas United

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fergie's Humps

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 12:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Maximo Park Ji-Sung

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

Due Southgate

Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Silenzi's Golden

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

Allardycing With Death

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bullard in a China Shop

Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Kitson's Personalised Tile Rack

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Amorphous Famagusta

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Real Zarageezer

Matt DC, Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

Grasssmoker Zurich

Brook Side Story (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hellas Verona Is Other People

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Aztec Camara

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

My brother ALWAYS calls his pub quiz teams "The Name With No Team".

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

*****

Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

We never thought that Man U would take it this far.

Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Cameron Jablowme

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

I Can't Believe It's Guy Butters

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

Man Or Enckelman

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

'Ello Volgograd, Got A New Rotor?

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

65daysofstanic

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 13:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was sufficiently bored yesterday afternoon that I was gonna try coming up with a list of Wu-related ones; started off with Only Built 4 Torsten Frings, which I thought was alright, but when I followed that up with Riggott Please, I kind of realised that it could only lead to disproportionate suffering.

That said:

Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

you are Nigel Blackwell and I claim my 5 quid

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

I actually heard "Enter The Crewe Fans (36, Away End)" being chanted during the "Let's go the..." bit of Uffington Wassail as soon as I read it

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dom's latest also inspired

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

(I have no idea how well supported Crewe are away from home, I feel I should point out. And given my abject failure to go to any of Southampton's games in the county in which I actually frickin' live this season, well, hush my mouth etc.)

RZA As Bobby Hassell
Ghostface Milla
Cappabonner
Inspectah Cech
Metgod Man

(you see what I was getting at)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Bela Lugosi's Offside

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Stavanger New Viking

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

I would be able to tell you how well-supported Crewe were away next season but it looks like they're gonna elude us. :(

I should come up with one of my own now.

Pokemon! Gotta Cattermole

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

10p Cheaper Than Dalian Atkinson (And Ten Times Better)

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mondragon! Cottee Cattermole

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 20:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dump The Body In Paul Lake

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wolves In The Trophy Room

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Borussia Mönchensadsacks

cozwn, Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Throw De Zeeuw Down The Well

Winner.

Holy Suffering Gobi Desert Clit Nun (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 February 2009 10:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Gamst In My Pants = :)

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 09:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Never Turn Your Back On Motherwell

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

(There must be something that could be done with Plymouth =) Number One in Devon

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

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When Hasan Met Salihamidzic

Boo Radely and the Super Fury Aminal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

Balotelli Addicts

Costco Chapel (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

Natalie Portman's Poop (sadly, this one isn't even hypothetical)

O'Shea the Cubeman (San Te), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

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Death Stalks John Halls

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 28 February 2011 23:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Colin Todd Future Wolves Gang

oppet, Monday, 28 February 2011 23:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

chronicles of hiddink

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Heerenveen Again (On My Own)

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

A+

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Steve and the Family Stone

^^^ this (onimo), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Krul and the Gang.

Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Saved By The Fellaini.

Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 13:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

About Eboué

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Kompany Flow

pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hennessey and Brede

pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Escape From Alcaraz

pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Fitz Of Fitz Hall

pandemic, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

LuKakuta

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Shawcross Redemption

Chris, Friday, 19 August 2011 14:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

ahem

neuchâtel xanax (cozen), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Kanu Dig It?

Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 09:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Theory of Darren Deadman

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 8 September 2011 23:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Friedelivery

Chris, Monday, 26 September 2011 14:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Fear of Allbäck Planet

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

dont believe the hyppia

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 15:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

needle in de gea

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2011 11:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

<3

I Feel So Good I Can't Stand It! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

awesome!

pandemic, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

pepe don't preach

pandemic, Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Needle and the Ramage Dunne

An indie musical aside, disregard if you’re a square (onimo), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Blissett's Pointed Little Head

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

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horse ebanks

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

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bolt-on pun-derers

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 15:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

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caulker the waghorn and flo it

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 April 2012 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Aston Villas Boas

Djibril Citté (onimo), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

aston villa

nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 18:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

should rly remember to check this thread before inadvertently biting a post for a dn :/

cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 May 2012 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

jürgen klansman

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

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50 Shades of Andy Gray.

Matt DC, Friday, 17 August 2012 08:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/50SOAndyGray

have you not seen this?!

r|t|c, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:10 (9 months ago) Permalink

Well now I can never unsee it, so...

Matt DC, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:16 (9 months ago) Permalink

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Too Orangey for Kroos

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Graham Alexanderplatz

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 5 October 2012 23:38 (7 months ago) Permalink

Grampus 8 My Hamster

Matt DC, Saturday, 6 October 2012 10:24 (7 months ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

PaRappa Mariappa

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 9 February 2013 23:38 (3 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

#EverydaySessegnon

like ed balls fans know what a gif is (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:03 (1 month ago) Permalink


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