Why I love the Daily Mail, as distilled into one story.

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'Those people who moan about you driving around in your nice big car are forgetting the guy who washes the car now hasn't got a job or who did the maintenance on it.'

Referring to herself in the third person, she added: 'There is no way Anthea Turner can complain about anything in her life.'

lol smacked off her tits

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

I really tried hard to feel some sympathy for her and not fall into the trap the DM sets which is - haha look at this oik who thought she was better than us - but it's soooooooooo difficult.

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Referring to oneself in the third person - confirmation of encroaching insanity.

Should have stayed with Pidda Powell innit?

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Reporter BETH HALE on the great bulb hunt: 'Yes I found some... but it wasn't light work'

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

So when is print journalism finally going up the spout? I can't fuckin' wait.

ledge, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

Thanks for that, Ledge. FYTP.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

sorry mate :(

ledge, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wtf is there to love about a lightbulb? Edison loyalists far more numerous than we were led to believe?

more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 12:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ach, sorry for over-reacting, Ledge. It does piss me off massively that the last remnants of print journalism in the UK are probably going to be the fucking Mail and the Sun -- and I'd be the first to admit that we (ie print hacks in general) are paying a heavy price for decades upon decades of arrogance/overstaffing/intransigence etc.

But I'd also argue that the death of print journalism -- journalism led by "news", even if that news is invariably biased -- is simply going to lead to shit like this lightbulb nonsense becoming even more prevalent. It's not so much about the print media as it is about journalistic values; or, rather, having organisations with the resources to investigate stories properly and the desire to actually do so. Once that's gone, and all that's left are the rumps of former media empires, churning out shit like the above, and a few well-meaning bloggers wondering who to leech off now ... well, I really can't see who wins.

(Also: gah, driving up the Mail's hit count with our clickety-clicking ain't helping.)

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

How do we go about lobbying Brussels to ban the Daily Mail?

Yehudi Menudo (NickB), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

271 comments!

Not me I'm the Emotional Type (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Mail website is pretty awesome though. I spend more time on it than any other after The Guardian's. it's usually the site with the best pictures available online, scattered large through the story. The sections work well, and have really good puffs alongside the right that can keep me hanging around the site for ages.

Alba, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

You're getting such a doing next time I'm in work ;)

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

have really good puffs alongside the right that can keep me hanging around the site for ages

Also: what the fuck for? Free extra-energy-burning lightbulbs? The miserable woman's guide to a thinner, bitchier 2009? 10 things you never knew about house prices?

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Have a look at the celebrity section. So much to read!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/index.html

Alba, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

Changing my display name to "beloved lightbulb".

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

xp
read

Not me I'm the Emotional Type (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

Actually, look at this sad Richard O'Sullivan story for an example. All those juicy Femail stories boxed down the right!

Alba, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Mail website is pretty awesome though. I spend more time on it than any other after The Guardian's. it's usually the site with the best pictures available online, scattered large through the story. The sections work well, and have really good puffs alongside the right that can keep me hanging around the site for ages.

― Alba, Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:06 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol i thought it was a myth that people in the all 'respect' the mail for its vaunted professionalism.

DANCE MUSIC STUCK AT RECOMBINANT PLATEAU (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oops - I linked to the wrong story.

Here's the Richard O'Sullivan one

Alba, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Actor gets old. Let's take a close look at his wrinkly old face. Wot a loser!

Not me I'm the Emotional Type (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

But yeah, that was the first one I clicked on as well...

Not me I'm the Emotional Type (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

All those juicy Femail stories boxed down the right!

Royal! Man has shave.
Nostalgia! Man grows older; looks different.
Diet! Ex-EastEnder has new publicist.
Tits! Also with Big Brother link (This is good, keep it up - Ed)
Stating the fucking obvious! Man with cancer "not exactly doing a song and dance about it"
Baby! Man and woman have child.
Beckhams! Man and woman still exist.
Rooneys! Man and woman who had more money than you still have more money than you.

You know, I don't think I've felt this depressed in my life. I'm off to devote my life to charity.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm off to devote my life to charity

Still working for the Herald then?

Billy Dods, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 13:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm off to devote my life to charity

And watching Celebrity Big Brother ...

Alba, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

Richard O'Sullivan is only 64! It's hardly that old.

Alba, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol i thought it was a myth that people in the all 'respect' the mail for its vaunted professionalism

Uh...

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

in the print meeja

DANCE MUSIC STUCK AT RECOMBINANT PLATEAU (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

or just newspaper biz

DANCE MUSIC STUCK AT RECOMBINANT PLATEAU (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

the mail print a story about richard o'sullivan's decay every year, i am sure about it

the first Woman Tuomas (stevie), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

I LIVE HERE IN THE UNITED STATES. I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT THE CLOSING CREDITS OF THREE'S COMPANY WHERE IT SAYS "BASED ON MAN ABOUT THE HOUSE". SO I DECIDED TO LOOK IT UP ON THE COMPUTOR NOT ONLY THAT I PURCHASED ALL THE EPISODES TO MAN ABOUT THE HOUSE. THE SHOW IS REALLY FUNNY AND EVEN WATCHING IT OVER AND OVER I NEVER STOP LAUGHING. FOR A FUNNY SHOW LIKE MAN ABOUT THE HOUSE, I THINK THE SHOW SHOULD HAVE RAN A COUPLE OF MORE YEARS BACK THEN. THE SHOW MAN ABOUT THE HOUSE ENDED TOO SOON FOR ME.

Posted by: CARLOS RIOS | July 13, 2008 06:45 PM

the first Woman Tuomas (stevie), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

Quite right. I wonder if Mr Rios had Richard O'Sullivan Google Alerts set up.

Alba, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

"alert: Richard O'Sullivan looks five minutes older than he did five minutes ago"

snoball, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

I thought he was top class in "Dick Turpin" BTW...

snoball, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 14:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1109722/Men-dont-curvy-women-attractive-father-children-autism.html";>Men who don't find curvy women attractive 'could father children with autism'</a>

o_0

lex pretend, Thursday, 8 January 2009 16:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

or whatever the ht stupid ml is

lex pretend, Thursday, 8 January 2009 16:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Umm. As far as the reporting of such things goes, that ain't bad. No, it doesn't explain how the experiment was controlled, whether the findings were statistically significant, etc -- but when was the last time you saw a newspaper article that did? I fear your problems might well be with the nature of the research than with the Mail's reporting of it, Lex. Me: I'm going to reserve judgement until such time as I've read the article in the JADD (which I might actually do -- it's an area of vague interest to me, that. I could even try to work it into an essay I've written but not yet handed in, but ... no.)

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 8 January 2009 16:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

i haven't read the story, it was the headline which caught my eye and made it go o_0

lex pretend, Thursday, 8 January 2009 16:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

it seems like...not even the worst kind of health-related fearmongering, because it's too out-there for that

lex pretend, Thursday, 8 January 2009 16:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

In the sidebar: "End of the hourglass: Career women usher in a straighter female form. The classic hourglass figure made famous by Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe appears to have had its day."

ledge, Thursday, 8 January 2009 16:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

(I mean: as a hack by trade and psychology student by choice, I've just spent a whole day ploughing through research articles and the one thing I can say is that even a 20-page report can miss out salient facts. So although there are myriad holes in that Mail piece, in terms of crunching down a piece of research into a couple of hundred non-academic words, it's pretty fucking good. If it turns out to be misrepresenting the study completely, of course, I shall stand corrected.)

xpost

it seems like...not even the worst kind of health-related fearmongering, because it's too out-there for that

Dude, read the fucking article then. It is based on a piece of potentially valid research.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 8 January 2009 16:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

Researchers showed 100 men with autistic children pictures of curvy women, women with athletic frames and more rounded women and found that they do not have a preference on which figure they find more attractive.

The new research from the University of Bath suggests that fathers of autistic children do not share the preference of men across the world for the curvier woman.

this really does seem quite o_O tho

Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2009 17:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

So headline should read:

Men who prefer non-curvy women might be fathers to autistic children.

Mark G, Thursday, 8 January 2009 17:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

"My son has autism, I'm afraid I cannot look at curves with pleasure anymore"

Mark G, Thursday, 8 January 2009 17:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

this really does seem quite o_O tho

Yes, welcome to experimental psychology.

Men who prefer non-curvy women might be fathers to autistic children

Hah, no: they showed no preference for any figure. "Men who don't conform to arguable global norm for what heterosexual males find attractive" is a bit unwieldy for a headline, though.

What's there isn't an elegant headline, either, I agree. I can see why they chose it, though.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 8 January 2009 17:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

AutiDads love Posh More.

there. Fixed.

Mark G, Thursday, 8 January 2009 17:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

I actually thought someone had made that up...but it seems not

Although it's gone now.

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Should really be on the "hate" thread.

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Actually it's not gone they've just changed the headline to the far more reasonable "Girl, 13, crushed to death by a falling branch as she sat on park bench on the day her teachers went out on strike".

tbf both the Telegraph and the Mirror have gone for similar lines.

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2020705/LIZ-JONES-The-caring-professions-They-just-dont-care-all.html

blah blah liz jones entitled batshit whatevia, but in the middle of it...

I am catching a flight to the Horn of Africa tomorrow, to cover the famine in Somalia.

they're sending bloody liz jones to somalia. in a way i actually cannot wait.

lex pretend, Sunday, 31 July 2011 11:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh look, she's still bleating on about how much money she spends on shit, despite being skint.

I too cannot wait for Liz Jones tackles famine. It will be terrifyingly amazingly bad.

ailsa, Sunday, 31 July 2011 11:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098596/Photos-1970s-rock-stars-parents-reveal-humble-roots-childhood-homes.html
All of these pics are amazing, but the - if you will - punctum must surely be the Richie-esque bust in the Donovan shot.

Stevie T, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

Worlds apart: Grace Slick, lead singer of Jefferson Airplane, is a different woman from her mother Virginia Wing

Les Tressle (useless chamber), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Delightful choice by the photo desk.

James Mitchell, Monday, 13 February 2012 06:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp link for those not wanting to give the DM page views.
http://life.time.com/culture/rock-stars-and-their-parents/#1

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 13 February 2012 08:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Plant a tree to commemorate our frozen dead. Then chop it down and burn it for warmth.

If the Mail ceases production, how long until 100,000 trees are free for more useful purposes?

oppet, Monday, 13 February 2012 12:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

St George would be proud! England celebrate national day with three REAL lions

By Sportsmail Reporter

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Monday, 23 April 2012 23:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

L-R: L. Jones, J.Bieber

I don't know how this story came about but everything about this picture is a treat

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dude needs to negotiate a better rider.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Does this one need to go onto the "So not going to happen" thread?

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bieber (thinks) "I thought I ordered unidentifiable nibbly things with all the yellow ones taken out, ffs. Oh, and NO right wing tabloid journalist. I swear, if that cardboard box doesn't contain a dwarf in bondage gear covered in mayonnaise, I'll trash this place."

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't work out from this monitor if that bag of chips is sitting on a leopard skin or a huge pile of Cheerios. Or something else?

Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

"That toaster's gonna go through this fucking mirror for a start."

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp looks like a padded red chair to me

listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 19:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yet more Pullitzer-worthy investigative journalism, there.

emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

"mom"??

It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Thursday, 10 May 2012 18:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

the daily mail gone done left blighty behind

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

good riddance imho

It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had a flash of panic when it said "if you're planning on showering mom with flowers or giving her a card this Sunday" until i realised that i haven't bought my mother a card since 1992 it's actually Sunday the 18th in the UK.

Strange that they'd presumably pick up a US story and not bother changing anything that made it completely obvious they were just printing pre-packaged press releases.

Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Horror in 'Nappy Valley': Father comes home to find baby son and daughter 'smothered to death by wife' - just 10 days after they moved into £1.2m dream home

Neighbours saw the dark-haired mother being put into a police car by an officer who had an arm around her at around 10.30pm last night.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2142296/Wandsworth-deaths-Father-discovers-murdered-babies-killed-wife-slit-wrists.html#ixzz1uV5V9TDH

tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

This is the thread for unusual details in wikipedia articles Daily Mail stories

It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

their bizarre house pricing obsession is just o_O

Keith pissed on my chips (onimo), Thursday, 10 May 2012 22:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had a flash of panic when it said "if you're planning on showering mom with flowers or giving her a card this Sunday"

I read this as 'if you're planning on showering with mom'

kinder, Thursday, 10 May 2012 22:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

so in other words the mail stole it off some american site? haha

it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 10 May 2012 22:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

i didn't read it tbh i just looked at the funny pics.

it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 10 May 2012 22:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Vanessa-Hudgens-wears-pair-teeny-tiny-shorts-leaves-pilates-class-Austin-Butler.html

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 02:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

something inappropriate about the font which labels the arrow of this suicide flight-path:

bulge renaissance (+ +), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 11:54 (9 months ago) Permalink

Doesn't it go totally against some sort of code of conduct to show pictures of suicide spots in such articles?

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 11:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

PCC code:

*ii) When reporting suicide, care should be taken to avoid excessive detail about the method used.

joe, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 11:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

further guidance:

Graphic images illustrating suicide methods were often upsetting to relatives and friends. Under the Code, such images would normally have to pass the ‘excessive detail’ test.

joe, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 11:59 (9 months ago) Permalink

There you go! Obnoxious wankers

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 12:00 (9 months ago) Permalink

looks like a compressed version of the guardian g2 font

caek, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 12:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

coincidence? i think not.

caek, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 12:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Her husband Jeff discovered the tiny bodies at the couple’s £1.2 million semi-detached home in an affluent part of Wandsworth, south west London.

Neighbours heard investment banker Mr Boots, 34, cry, ‘Oh my God, oh my God’ as he desperately tried to save his two babies.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 18:40 (6 months ago) Permalink

For some reason that reminds me vividly of the book Boo by Peter de Polnay, possibly even an incident within it, and I can't for the life of me remember why. It's certainly a while since I've thought of it. Is there a Mr Boots in there? Very possibly. There's certainly a tragic occurrence in a... West London I think flat. The tone as well, the tone.

Still fat chance of checking up, since this is about the only information I can get on the book, and PdP is not a writer who has yet ruffled WIkipedia's apodictic curve to infinite reference.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:39 (6 months ago) Permalink

Here he is in a badly-scanned article from the Catholic Herald talking about that quickly forgotten post-war suggestion of a union between France and England:

http://archive.catholicherald.co.uk/article/30th-october-1942/1/peter-de-polnays-faith-in-anglo-france

Best-selling author no less. Speaking for the common malt and Hun-ridden Paris.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:48 (6 months ago) Permalink

nice

i thought that bit in that meades interview was quite correct

I feel like the TV, the radio and the papers are always telling me how much ‘we' hate the French, yet I never really see it myself.

JM: I don't see it either.

no confederacy but quite a history of quixotic military-industrial comity in the postwar (suez, concorde, the channel tunnel etc)

and the recent mutterings about unifying the two ruinously expensive nuclear deterrents

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:54 (6 months ago) Permalink

Yes, I thought of that bit in the interview as well. And yes, I'd agree it's broadly correct. There's that great southern England folk song - The Grand Conversation on Napoleon - which is all about how the common man (or whatever) wanted Napoleon to invade England and liberate them from their servitude. Can't find a youtube! for shame! Lyrics here - http://mud✧✧✧.o✧✧✧@displays✧✧✧.c✧✧?SongID=6385

Plus, as we all know, much of our energy owned and directed into the future by state-owned French company:

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v34/n17/james-meek/how-we-happened-to-sell-off-our-electricity

(worth reading imo, tho long)

Fizzles, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:02 (6 months ago) Permalink

oh ffs. that link doesn't work. good excuse to troll the daily mail thread maybe:

THE GRAND CONVERSATION OF NAPOLEON

Ye war-beaten tribes,
Who were friends of brave Bonaparte
Who come to view the rocks and cliffs
On St. Helen's shore;
The wind it blew a hurricane
And the lightning on our decks did flash
The gulls they were screaming
And the billows loud did roar.
"Those proud waves," the stranger said
As he viewed that lone and dreary spot
Where once Napoleon Bonaparte
His painful eyes did close;
"While in the grave his bones may rot
His name will never be forgot
The grand conversation of Napoleon arose.

A dreadful army he did rise,
To conquer Moscow by surprise;
He led his men across the Alps,
Oppressed by frost and snow
But being near the Russian line,
He then began to open his eyes,
For Moscow was a-burning,
And his men went to and fro.
With dauntless eyes he viewed the flames,
Then in wildest accents he exclaimed:
"Retreat:.yet gallant heroes,
While time so gently!: flows!"
There were thousands died in that retreat,
And many did their horses eat.
The grand conversation of Napoleon arose.

Next at Waterloo those F;renchmen fought
Commanded by brave Bonaparte,
Assisted by7 F'ield Marshal Ney
Who never was bribed by gold
Then Blucher led those Prussians in,
It broke Napoleon's heart within:
"Where is my thirtv thousand men!
Alas! for I am old!
He made one gallant charge across,
Saying, "Alas, brave boys. I fear t'is lost'"
The field is in confusion With blood and dying woes; The
Bunch of roses did advance, Those English entered into France.
The Grand conversation of Napoleon arose.

And now Bonarparte is doomed to be
A prisoner across the sea, On St. Helena`s isle.
That lone and dreary spot;
It's there that he is doomed to he,
Which soon will end his misery.
His true son followed after him
That was another plot.
It's long enough they have been dead,
The blast of war around is spread;
And may our sapling sprout again,
To face our daring foes,
For if fortune smiles without delay,
The whole world soon will him obey.
The grand conversation of Napoleon arose.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:03 (6 months ago) Permalink

Bert Lloyd version is the one to seek btw.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:05 (6 months ago) Permalink

This should not be allowed,the birthplace of the fuhrer should be preserved for posterety so future generations can see the place of his birth, not a collection of chic flats.

- martin. , peterborough.uk., 08/11/2012 14:12

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 9 November 2012 00:49 (6 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Secrets behind Hugh Jackman's body and Anne Hathaway's rotting prostitute's teeth revealed in a new Les Miserables featurette

before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 15:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...
2 months pass...

congo nattefrost (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 May 2013 13:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

sorry for hueg but truthbombs only come in one size folks

congo nattefrost (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 May 2013 13:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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