Ugly cars in general, or more specifically the ugliest body style of long-running names. To start off, here's the 1981 Mustang. Even uglier IMO than the short-lived Mustang II.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:57 (4 years ago) Permalink
All cars are ugly.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:59 (4 years ago) Permalink
Lock thread.
― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:01 (4 years ago) Permalink
Not really!
― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:03 (4 years ago) Permalink
The trouble with this, even allowing for Tuomas's objections, is that what is ugly to some or even many people looks pretty cool to some us. So, it seems that the AMC Pacer is mostly reviled but I think it looks pretty cool, crazy, but cool.
― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:08 (4 years ago) Permalink
I defy anyone to like the Aztek.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:09 (4 years ago) Permalink
Seriously, that thing is a boat of ass.
― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:11 (4 years ago) Permalink
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― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:12 (4 years ago) Permalink
Re: AMC. I love all those weirdo cars they designed in the 1970s. If I had the means, I'd make a documentary about them while all or most of the designers are still alive.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
lol @ Antiques 'N Such
― velko, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:18 (4 years ago) Permalink
― vermonter, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:18 (4 years ago) Permalink
The R5, or "Le Car" by Renault. My apologies if people find this car cute.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:22 (4 years ago) Permalink
omg at the Aztek, that's two cars welded together right?
― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:24 (4 years ago) Permalink
The ass on this car!
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:25 (4 years ago) Permalink
What's amazing about the Aztek is that it's been around since 1999(?) and at no time has Pontiac tried to make it look unridiculous.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:27 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Realistic Replicas of Incendiaries (get bent), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:28 (4 years ago) Permalink
i can see the charm in every one of these BUT the aztek
xpost ok that white thing and the hummer limo is gross too
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:28 (4 years ago) Permalink
sorry.
The Pontiac Aztek is a mid-size crossover SUV that was produced by the General Motors marque Pontiac from the 2001 model year to the 2005 model year.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:28 (4 years ago) Permalink
The white thing is a 1996 Mercury Sable.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:29 (4 years ago) Permalink
God, the Aztek is like a car ate a car and hasn't fully digested it yet.
I think someone once posted a green version on another thread and I compared it to a velociraptor or something but that's a little hazy now.
― One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
Mercury always makes Ford designs look worse. See the 1987 Sable.
I know that all-across headlight thing was supposed to be futuristic, but it was future-stupid.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
i think most cars made in the '90s were ugly. it's like automakers just abandoned style as an option.
― Realistic Replicas of Incendiaries (get bent), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:31 (4 years ago) Permalink
the LeCar is great!
― gabbneb, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:32 (4 years ago) Permalink
most cars made in '00s are even uglier than '90s cars
― gabbneb, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
YOU DRIVE A FUCKIN SNEAKER
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
this should be under one of the many "cars you're creaming yourself over" threads, but i just have to post it anyway cuz it's sexxx on wheels:
― Realistic Replicas of Incendiaries (get bent), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:33 (4 years ago) Permalink
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/autoreview/400x266/1997-2003-Pontiac-Grand-Prix-97129191990409.jpg
More Pontiac.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:35 (4 years ago) Permalink
I give you the 1994 MASERATI Ghibli...it's a MASERATI...
― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:36 (4 years ago) Permalink
I used to drive a Dodge Omni. Such a nothing car.
― brownie, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:37 (4 years ago) Permalink
Subaru Baja, which wants so hard to be a Subaru BRAT...
...which was fun on wheels.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:38 (4 years ago) Permalink
DA BRAT!!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:39 (4 years ago) Permalink
^I love them both unconditionally
― brownie, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
Speaking of cars that look like shoes...
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
I also drove a Dodge Colt. I was a Dodge man through and through.
― brownie, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:41 (4 years ago) Permalink
aww the subaru brat is great!
― Realistic Replicas of Incendiaries (get bent), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:41 (4 years ago) Permalink
wait, is he holding a glass of wine in his hand?
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:41 (4 years ago) Permalink
It's not a RAV4 unless it's blue.
xxp
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:42 (4 years ago) Permalink
I know! The Baja is a pale contender.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
1990s-era Buick Skylark
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
brownie, I'd forgotten the Colt existed and I used to ride around in one with my friend before I had a license even.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:44 (4 years ago) Permalink
The front of the Skylark looks like a cartoon character.
― velko, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:45 (4 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, wtf. That's supposed to be one of the greatest muscle cars of all time or something, but it looks like a pitch black turd.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:45 (4 years ago) Permalink
The BMW X6. Somewhere in between a regular BMW and the tank from Damnation Alley
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:47 (4 years ago) Permalink
Looks like it's made of liquid metal.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
I have driven all the ugly cars. My third car:
― brownie, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:49 (4 years ago) Permalink
The inspiration for the Aztek surely:
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:50 (4 years ago) Permalink
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:50 (4 years ago) Permalink
I'll see your '94 Ghibli and raise you a mid-80s Biturbo:
― Sara Sara Sara, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:50 (4 years ago) Permalink
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:54 (8 months ago) Permalink
^ban
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:56 (8 months ago) Permalink
^
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:57 (8 months ago) Permalink
As a kid I always wanted a car like that.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:58 (8 months ago) Permalink
i would take being get a brain! morans guy over being Granny Dainger any day of the week
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:03 (8 months ago) Permalink
i was insinuating brain guy would be driving the car i posted you herb
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:07 (8 months ago) Permalink
dude did you find my silk boxers in your mom's hamper or what??
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:08 (8 months ago) Permalink
i found u are trolling a car picture thread with your terrible taste and contempt for humanity on a saturday, therefore:
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, September 22, 2012 3:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:13 (8 months ago) Permalink
um ok whatever dude have a nice day
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:15 (8 months ago) Permalink
this thread got all nissan cube all of a sudden
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:16 (8 months ago) Permalink
that firebird while obvs not my personal vibe is clearly a completely classic singular design
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:36 (8 months ago) Permalink
would blast 38 Special from
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:42 (8 months ago) Permalink
should be noted, 80s and 90s firebirds not as cool as 60s/70s firebirds. they looked way cheaper and only half as badass. that one up there is like a 1980 firebird? still on the cool end of things.
― scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:46 (8 months ago) Permalink
That one up there is like a 76 or so. I can date my firebirds by Smokey & The Bandit movies.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:48 (8 months ago) Permalink
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:49 (8 months ago) Permalink
they should just make more new retro cars. like the challenger. the only way to get a decent looking new car.
vroom vroom!
― scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:51 (8 months ago) Permalink
oops. that was a 2012 challenger. looks bitching.
I still kind of want an old firebird.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:51 (8 months ago) Permalink
ah here we go. 1980. a magical time.
― scott seward, Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:53 (8 months ago) Permalink
killer color scheme
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:57 (8 months ago) Permalink
i mainly think the huge firebird on the hood makes it ugly. and their interiors blech esp that black accordion boot around the gearstick.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:58 (8 months ago) Permalink
In college, one of my friends drove a '73 trans am that he and his dad had restored, all the way to proper decals and the right stereo. It was amazing, except it didn't start when it was below 50 or above 90. It looked like this:
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:58 (8 months ago) Permalink
firebird is the trucker hat of cars
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:59 (8 months ago) Permalink
man ive been googling for the firebird logo that has all these crazy sun ray shooting out of it its so psychedelic but i cant find it, the thing is i have a scan of it i took off a matchbox car lol somewhere on my computer but where is it
― lag∞n, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:00 (8 months ago) Permalink
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:01 (8 months ago) Permalink
that is p rad but not it, the sun rays have the same definition as the bird and the bird is sort of small and in the middle and blends into the sun rays as if they were its wings
― lag∞n, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:03 (8 months ago) Permalink
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:04 (8 months ago) Permalink
That bumper is not stock.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:04 (8 months ago) Permalink
u pay extra
― lag∞n, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:05 (8 months ago) Permalink
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:06 (8 months ago) Permalink
I drove a K Car for several years. I wouldn't pay to fix my speedometer, so I definitely wouldn't pay for more bumper and extra tailpipe.
xpost
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:06 (8 months ago) Permalink
sik skullz
― lag∞n, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:07 (8 months ago) Permalink
this it?
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:09 (8 months ago) Permalink
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:11 (8 months ago) Permalink
naw it really looks like a sun w/a brid head in the middle, its not v similar to the usual design, think it might be older, or only on matchbox cars or something
― lag∞n, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:12 (8 months ago) Permalink
anyway i know my friend has the scan cause he made a tee from it, i have emailed him, we will get to the bottom of this
is it this matchbox? (big pics so not pasting them in)
http://matchbox.zsebehazy.com/mb100/mb101.html
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:16 (8 months ago) Permalink
ha no, thats p nice tho
― lag∞n, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:17 (8 months ago) Permalink
the side panels rock.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:18 (8 months ago) Permalink
shd prob just drive down to my storage in ny and dig the car out, be brb in like 15 hrs
― lag∞n, Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:22 (8 months ago) Permalink
I know the logo u mean lagoon & it's bitchin
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:35 (8 months ago) Permalink
firebirds are kinda bitchin, imo. especially when they're loud & kinda beat up. you can tell the dude driving wishes he was still in college
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:36 (8 months ago) Permalink
iirc it is camaros that are bitchin??
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:43 (8 months ago) Permalink
the blacked out KITT version of the trans am/firebird still looks pretty slick
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 23 September 2012 00:44 (8 months ago) Permalink
How to piss off the designer of this Lamborghini SUV: "Hey, that's that new Honda Crosstour, right?"
― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 23 September 2012 05:41 (8 months ago) Permalink
portmanteau of urea/anus
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 23 September 2012 05:58 (8 months ago) Permalink
Why would Lamborghini even think about making an SUV? Stupid.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:35 (8 months ago) Permalink
Oddly enough, they were ahead of the game; this one is from 1986:
― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:11 (8 months ago) Permalink
That's the Rambo-Lambo. One of my favorite car nicknames.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:23 (8 months ago) Permalink
saw a beatup 89-ish Thunderbird on the freeway this morning
uuuuuuug-ly
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:30 (8 months ago) Permalink