2008 USP(G)ET pt. II: counting the days to 2012 primary thread 1

a new gif displaying a terrifying monster who resembles john mccain

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/elizabeth-hasselbeck-young.jpg

Sarah Palin is now a corn maze in Ohio

re: this bailout deal, how is McCain gonna avoid the appearance that his injection into the process didn't completely fuck it up?

Shakey, if you're confident that this is a fuckup for McCain, which would be a valid assessment, then why are you so freaked out right now?

lmao no wonder hasselbeck playing capn-save-an-updo

he is going to say he swooped in and prevented a bad bill from going through

I wouldn't say I'm freaked out - apparently I'm just not as excited as everybody else on this thread is about photoshop hijinks

The funny part is, if McCain somehow recovers from this, there's still a whole fucking month of October left.

xp - ah ok, Shakey. understood re: shouting into the wind, etc.

Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C

if only she sartorially resembled movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C

isn't 10,000 bc a CGI thing?

also, sarah palin doesn't believe in cavemen

They had computers back then?

maybe it is secretly an insult? because 10,000 BC is like a few too many thousand years ago to have even happened?

some good analysis here

McCain's options are "bad" and "worse" and House Reps don't like him.

10,000 bc is one of the most retarded movies btw

in case u dont read boingboing

http://www.boingboing.net/images/x_2008/putinrearshishead.jpg

i still do not read boingboing but that it pretty funny

goddamn elizabeth hasslebeck, remember when she was just the cute one on Survivor? how I hate her

Survivor-wise, she was always the poor man's Colleen Haskell.

this fucking guy:

The presidential election might be a tight race now, but one of the country’s top pollsters thinks the race will end in an electoral landslide.

John Zogby, president of Zogby International, told a group of businesspeople today that it’s up to Democratic Sen. Barack Obama to convince voters to go with him. If he’s not successful, the country will likely vote for “a comfortable old shoe”, that being Republican Sen. John McCain.

I'd sooner vote for a comfortable old shoe

lol zogby whata buffoon

Zogby is retarded. Called it for Kerry last time btw.

isnt zogby the poll thats always wrong

yes

After the 2004 debacle, does anyone care what Zogby thinks?

nope

http://website.lineone.net/~braithwaitej/mainsite/overview/actors/elam.jpg

Two weeks, twenty eight hundred posts, not bad

ive read all of them ;_;

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f138/srahman24/1014CVR.jpg

no flag in the fireplace!!

I know, I noticed that too. Other than that it's pretty much otm

that would be TOO offensive

http://www.bobstaake.com/lingo/

http://www.bobstaake.com/lingo/lingocardsmall2.jpg

we can do better than that

Change
Middle class
Values

I think you could put "change" in the "FREE" square

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831461

Mr. Letterman is not done yet

can someone pls give bullet point summary of the last 12 hrs in the next 15 minutes?

11 am - john mccain is in dc somewhere. people are yelling at him.
later on - obama is in dc, they all go to a meeting with the president. everybody except the house republicans seem to be in agreement with the deal. house GOPers' phones have been ringing off the hook not to deal. John McCain is accused of lending legitimacy to this insurgent movement. The president gets mad. Hank The Bank pleads with Pelosi for help.
about three hours ago - no deal. Sarah Palin still dumb. Barack still Teflon. John McCain still getting yelled at.

actually check that, it was about one hour ago there was still no deal.
there might not be one this week. the republicans in the house could stall this through sunday.

bless.

http://www.propublica.org/images/articles/bailout_balloons3c.gif

TOP 10 SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT SARAH PALIN

10. Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain “Grandpa.”

9. She stole that sexy librarian look from me.

8. Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown.

7. Does great impressions of Tina Fey.

6. Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky.

5. Working on “Knight Rider” spinoff about a talking snowmobile.

4. Favorite book? “Late Show Fun Facts” -– available at fine stores everywhere.

3. Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull.

2. To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes.

1. Only person I know who’s not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank (D-Mass.) angrily accused House Republicans — with the tacit support of Republican presidential candidate John McCain — of crafting an alternative to undercut Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson.

Both McCain and his Democrat rival, Sen. Barack Obama, left without any joint endorsement. A beleaguered President Bush had to struggle to maintain order and reassert himself. And when Democrats left after the meeting to caucus in the Roosevelt Room, Paulson pursued them, begging that they not "blow up" the legislation.

The former Goldman Sachs CEO even went down on one knee as if genuflecting, to which Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Cal.) is said to have joked, "I didn't know you were Catholic."

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0908/13918.html

poor wee W