2008 USP(G)ET pt. II: counting the days to 2012 primary thread 1

it's this style where you speak

http://members.cox.net/azsoutheast/McCain_Rino.jpg

ok comparing sarah palin to raquel welch is a bridge too far, my friends. a bridge way too fucking far.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha)

... to nowhere?

COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state.

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seriously if the Republicans don't get on board with a plan how easy will it be to both blame them for the crisis in the first place, as well as hang them for being totally incompetent to deal with its aftermath?

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maybe they just caught him mid-wink

like he saw one of his grandkids in the audience or something

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T/S Lop Sided Strokey McCain vs Slightly Startled McCain vs Don Corleone McCain

the one where both halves are the stroke half has me in hysterics right now

serious lols at lucille

John McCain == 1/2 Johnny Carson + 1/2 John Madden

T / F

are we going to get called out as a sleazy obama personal attacks and smear site now

i sure hope so

the both stroke eye mccain looks like bebop and rocksteady

I keep imagining the mccain gifs cycling to the beat of the Jeopardy theme song

also what the Democrats should do is obvious - point out that THEY HAD A PLAN and that the Republicans were too incompetent to get their shit in order and cooperate in a timely fashion; Dubya couldn't get members of his own party to sign off on his own deal

From what I've read and watched, it's House Republicans, spines stiffened since one o'clock this afternoon, who've suddenly rebelled. Senate Dems, Republicans, and the President were all behind it. If there's enough bipartisan outrage, and no deal happens before Monday, McCain will pay for it.

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yeah that's what I gleaned too, although it was the Republican Senator on the Banking Committee who was quoted as saying "there is no deal" (blanking on who that is right now)

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck finally called out some of "The View"co-hosts on the Sarah Palin bashing she finally proclaimed September 25 as "Hate Sarah Palin Day." Immediately the other co-hosts defensively swarmed over the comment denying there is any hate for Governor Palin. Joy Behar claimed "it’s not personal. It’s my country that I’m worried about."

Hasselbeck’s remark was sparked by a discussion over a new YouTube video displaying a Kenyan preacher praying to protect a woman, who resembles Gov. Palin, from witchcraft. Sherri Shepherd and Elisabeth Hasselbeck explained to the other two theologically challenged co-hosts that this is simply a prayer to protect this woman, possibly Sarah Palin, from evil.

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"theologically challenged"

"what, we're just sacrificing a goat - don't you get it, you simpleton?"

I have some q's about two-face's wang (not mccain's)

a new YouTube video displaying a Kenyan preacher praying to protect a woman, who resembles Gov. Palin

a woman who resembles gov. palin, is identified in the video as gov. palin, speaks as gov. palin, in a video taken from the official website of gov. palin's church

jury's out on this one

goddamn elizabeth hasslebeck, remember when she was just the cute one on Survivor? how I hate her

ethan why are you so eager to smear America's sweetheart

a new gif displaying a terrifying monster who resembles john mccain

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/elizabeth-hasselbeck-young.jpg

Sarah Palin is now a corn maze in Ohio

re: this bailout deal, how is McCain gonna avoid the appearance that his injection into the process didn't completely fuck it up?

Shakey, if you're confident that this is a fuckup for McCain, which would be a valid assessment, then why are you so freaked out right now?

lmao no wonder hasselbeck playing capn-save-an-updo

he is going to say he swooped in and prevented a bad bill from going through

I wouldn't say I'm freaked out - apparently I'm just not as excited as everybody else on this thread is about photoshop hijinks

The funny part is, if McCain somehow recovers from this, there's still a whole fucking month of October left.

xp - ah ok, Shakey. understood re: shouting into the wind, etc.

Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C

if only she sartorially resembled movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C

isn't 10,000 bc a CGI thing?

also, sarah palin doesn't believe in cavemen

They had computers back then?

maybe it is secretly an insult? because 10,000 BC is like a few too many thousand years ago to have even happened?

some good analysis here

McCain's options are "bad" and "worse" and House Reps don't like him.

10,000 bc is one of the most retarded movies btw

in case u dont read boingboing

http://www.boingboing.net/images/x_2008/putinrearshishead.jpg

i still do not read boingboing but that it pretty funny

goddamn elizabeth hasslebeck, remember when she was just the cute one on Survivor? how I hate her

Survivor-wise, she was always the poor man's Colleen Haskell.