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― Ron, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
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― The Lizard King (Chris V), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link
shit my neighborhood liquor store just started selling this stuff. i guess i have to get some.
― chaki, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link
ha.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I tried this once and got lost in a painting for about an hour.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link
My friend calls it "the table drug" because we bought some in Amsterdam and the smart shop gave us an info sheet describing the effects and one of them was "you may feel yourself becoming an inanimate object, such as a table." Definitely don't try it alone. Once I was alone and bored, smoked some and spent the next 8 minutes/eternity thinking it had turned me into a schizophrenic who was frozen and mute and all my friends would never know what had happened to me because I would never be able to speak again. Total bug out. I'm saying: dud, unless you are a shaman or someone who believes that they are a shaman. Believing you are a shaman is also kind of a dud in my book.
― saudade, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
The last time I tried this (maximum dose, three years ago) I thought someone had replaced everything in my apt with an exact replica, then a live tiger walked in and I found myself in a cold, green prison cell for a reeaally long time. I escaped by remembering the nintendo patterns hidden in trees and I after I walked out of white fire the only thought in my head was: "Pink Floyd is kinda didactic." Harsh anti-human vegetable god stuff, but hey, it's there. I still have 2/3 of the bottle left if anyone wants it.
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Believing you are a shaman is also kind of a dud in my book.
-- saudade, Thursday, July 26, 2007 3:34 AM (7 minutes ago)
See, at the time I did. My experience was totally cool.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link
wasn't there someone on ILX who had a story about a friend dreaming they were a background tile in NES Contra for 2 years?
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link
"Pink Floyd is kinda didactic."
Hey, you came back from the other side with great insights!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link
also I want to try this stuff
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I remember reading that somewhere xpost.
-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, July 26, 2007 3:43 AM
Be careful. Have a soothing friend with you.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Cause like, I'm one of a half dozen people I know that's tried it and I'm the only one that had anything approaching a positive experience.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i tried it, but i don't think i took enough cuz it just made my mouth feel funny. maria reverted to childhood though. for like three minutes. i mean she reverted to childhood more than usual. (she's such a baby.)
― scott seward, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link
This sounds like the kind of shit that would break me permanently.
― Trayce, Thursday, 26 July 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I've had bad trips on dirtweed, so this ain't happening.
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 26 July 2007 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I was talking to a friend of mine tonight who smoked this and felt that the universe was closing in on itself from the bottom right and top left of their field of vision, and they were going to die imminently. Fuuuucked up. At least it only lasts a few minutes.
― 31g, Thursday, 26 July 2007 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link
aww god, i had fun with this stuff. i got caught in a time-loop, then ended up with a painfully raging erection.
― remy bean, Thursday, 26 July 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link
this sounds like doing a whippet after smoking a bowl and drinking a bottle of Robitussin - aka some seriously Insane Clown Posse trailer shit
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link
and i don't mean huffing a whip-it nitrous canister - i mean having sexual intercourse with a small dog
there are plenty of ugly burnout losers videotaping their trips on it and then putting them on youtube if you wish to live vicariously through these ugly burnout losers' totally awesome psychoactive experiences
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 05:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm there!
― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
by that i mean i'm loading up youtube as we speak
I have a bunch of this sitting on a shelf, its probably not any good anymore... I smoked a little bit once and it just made my head buzz irritatingly, maybe I didn't smoke enough or something.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
some seriously Insane Clown Posse trailer shit
OTM
― dan m, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
OH MY GOD there really are people on youtube doing this shit. fuck me. this si so funny.
― Will M., Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
crack open an ice cold Mountain Dew, sit back, relax, and take a ride on a dumb guy's astral plane
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
apparently they showed this on the 11 o clock news somewhere? grab your salvia before they ban it next week
― Will M., Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I always assumed this would be some weakass shit, but people here make it sound great.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
it reminds me of a combination of nightmares and nitrous, watching these videos
― Will M., Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I tried this once and nothing happened. My boyfriend at the time, however, was convinced a stampede of elephants was coming and built a barrier out of all the chairs in his apartment.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL AT FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO FOR "SALVIA"
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
"wasn't there someone on ILX who had a story about a friend dreaming they were a background tile in NES Contra for 2 years?
-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:42 (14 hours ago) Link"
haha! where is this?
― creme1, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
ok I don't really want to try this anymore but loool
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
which one did you see curtis? the sublime shirt kid?
he's like the least awesome of all
― Will M., Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah that one
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
-- creme1, Thursday, July 26, 2007 6:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
dunno about the friend but the contra tile was I!
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
oh ok! sorry, I forgot the exact story.
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah like it only lasts 2 mins but in yr mind its hours so whats the diff
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
That was my first thought. Why are they BOTH smoking it?
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
"It's two minutes! Wait your own damn turn!"
my friend actually did a bunch of research before ordering it from the internet, so we were ~prepared~ and had a spotter and stuff. i've heard horror stories about people wandering into traffic and stuff
nb i have not watched that video
― rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
Video's pretty good, gbx!
http://tosic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/inception-van-fall-700x279.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
ok i just watched it, seems....accurate.
― rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
i have watched many salvia videos, excellent youtube genre
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
You can watch people turn into real people on those.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think I'm too old to try a new drug, but I'm pretty sure I'm too old to ask any of my friends to be a drug-sitter.
― bill magill (milo z), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
thinking maybe this youtube trend augurs well for a specialty service dog. st bernard that lies on yr chest at the scent of salvia, little placard around his neck that says "DON'T WORRY, YOU WILL BE NORMAL IN JUST A MINUTE"
― rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
Saliva? Total Classic! Couldn't drool without it.
What? Oh. Never mind. I did smoke salvia several times while going through a little post-collegiate phase of "shit, I can't find any weed and I kinda miss the feeling." Obviously it seems to hit different people differently. But for me it was about like pot, only shorter-lasting.
The entry into the high was a little steeper than a usual pot high: that is, it came on much more swiftly - from inhaling to "whoa" in a few seconds. Same old giggles & munchies, same vague euphoria, same old mild paranoia (oh shit MY NEIGHBORS CAN SMELL THIS AND THEY ARE DEFINITELY UNDERCOVER COPS), a little dissociation. By dissociation, I mean I had an urgent feeling that I needed to send myself some kind of letter or message to inform Non-High-Me about what it was like to be High-Me.
I didn't encounter anything like the visuals described upthread. Several times, I had a strong physical sensation of loosenesss. My head and torso were moving in only vague connection to my hips and legs, as if I had a waist made out of a Slinky.
The whole thing was generally over in a few minutes. Not a life-changing experience, but not an everyday pastime either. The main attraction is the legality.
― Ye Mad Puffin, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
the stuff my buddy got off the internet was some quintuply-strong variety---i guess you can fortify it with its own resin or something? idk
― rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BgbFMgF5nk
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
yeah like it only lasts 2 mins but in yr mind its hours
That sounds terrifying to me.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
if u smoked salvia constantly tho itd be like living a million years think abt it
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
did salvia twice in high school. first time felt like i was in some kind of nightmarish carnival/junk yard. kinda a bummer. second time i felt as though i was experiencing the african savannah, in a tent, on a tiger hunt. there were elephants stomping around in the background--i mean, i thought i could HEAR the elephants, but i did not see them.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, the tough choices of finding a sitter - you don't want to go alone in case you jump out a window, but dammit, a pack of hyenas with one holding a camcorder can't do much good to the psyche either.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
if u smoked salvia constantly tho itd be like living a million years think bat it.
You could always move to Monroe, La.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
co-sign, should have a category at golden globes
― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 30 June 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
u guys should make some of yr own ;)
― rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brEvQskNgjE
"Kathleen Harrison explains why it's better to use Salvia the way the Mexican Mazatec people use it."
― dell (del), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
on the hazard of getting mobile when under the influence : one time i jumped over my desk, perfectly rolled on the floor judoka style without hurting myself (!?) and started to rock on cue to a boris track with refreshing teenage enthusiasm fist pumping and all. i knew it was dangerous to let myself go mobile but that went better than i expected.
another time i wanted to make sure to have an enriching experience so i tried to prepare myself with meditation but i guess i rushed it so i had not the time to put the pipe down i went "lol, i think i made a big mistake": "space entities" were appearing in the air and serpentining their way to me sort of like in raiders of the lost ark when the open the ark. "space entities" finally free to torment me "forever". Now what came next is really weird, maybe fans of the horror genre will get a kick out of it: they froze my heart with terror @ making me feel a profound new dept to the feeling of shame: the shame that the dimension you are in is a fake, the shame of having to abdicate your dimension to take your true place in the proper one (the horror of the grotesque: a pixel on a rolling sidewalk decorated with giant bubbling smiling sunflowers) . To make it so i had to tumble head over heels on the spot in 2 a spiral at my core (i had not read or think about uzumaki in months but it could have belong in these pages) : i did so without breaking too much furniture. after i executed my tumble i was not in another dimension (i was decieved!) the "space entities" were still floating about but vacantly, as if they were just dumb chatbots that have nothing else to say after they have executed their routine. the trip was wearing out so it was sort of convenient for me to find a way to save face and shoo them away, whatevs.
― Sébastien, Thursday, 7 July 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
"space entities"
~(*_*)~
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
man i just saw shapes and stuff, was i short-changed y/n
― g++ (gbx), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
lol@ice , in the end they did look a lil like that.
gbx: you could try a higher potency.
― Sébastien, Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
yeah no
― g++ (gbx), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
I'm kind of interested by all the drug experiences that seem derived from early video game things like pixels, 2D sidescrolling,, platforming, that sort of thing.
Imagine being a kid growing up never having even seen a NES, would you still turn into a pixel when you smoked this shit? What about if you smoked this shit in the 19th century. Would you turn into a brushstroke in a painting, or would you still just turn into a pixel in a video game.
― fields of salmon, Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
80x
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
i think drug experiences can make things appear kind of granulated and people compare it to whatever comes to mind as being similar to that. i think in the past people might've compared it to being in a painting. there are some walter benjamin essays where he talks about his experience with weed and compares it to being in a painting by a specific painter, though i can't remember which one.
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
http://blogs.skokie68.org/abrooks/files/2011/03/seurat_sundayafternoonontheislandofgrandjatte1.jpg
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TxTSe7SJnPs/Srzv9mWqtcI/AAAAAAAANxE/vFkchCrAunQ/s400/5483861_std.jpg
― del griffith, Thursday, 7 July 2011 06:44 (twelve years ago) link
i once got so high on mushrooms that i couldn't see, really, all i saw were oscillating dots. red and blue dots, dancing in patterns. when they first appeared, the red and blue dot patterns seemed like psychedelic distortions in regular things, like a trippy edge or texture. they eventually became the whole thing, which was difficult. i remember trying to communicate with flickering blobs of dots that emitted disconcerting noises (which i knew were people attempting to engage in conversation but), and trying to walk home in more or less total darkness, blind for the hurricane dots, along questionable forest paths for miles because the main roads were occupied by dot person matrix horror things. eventually i crawled through endless marble dot troughs of mud and leaves past midnight.
i saw them then as atoms, as in a 50s-style textbook illustration, electrons, protons and neurons. but i could see as how they might have been pixels, if i'd seen them that way. or seurat dots, or bosch demons maybe, or
― also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 07:14 (twelve years ago) link
let's not turn this thread into erowid guys
― dayo, Thursday, 7 July 2011 12:44 (twelve years ago) link
the shame that the dimension you are in is a fake
hah. yeah.
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
i've never done salvia, but anytime w/other stuff it's been like "you are silly monkeys, come back when you are ready to stop fooling around"
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
but i've never experienced resentment at encroaching into other dimmies or whatever, more just like affectionate older sibling ribbing at lack of solemnity or clearly defined purpose
― dell (del), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, I could turn on Backyardigans for the kids and then go into the bathroom like I'm taking a shit or something.
i read this as "then go into the back yard"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
like that was a normal thing you'd do when you needed to take a shit. your kids would be like "dad? oh he's just in the back yard, takin a dump"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d4HNy6W0QPE/Rv3HQCb0UBI/AAAAAAAABLg/vk-qQO8plhw/s400/physcodelic%2Bouthouse.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
I wouldn't mind spending five minutes as a table, tbh.
― pplains, Friday, 26 July 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link
someone left a vial of this in my room and i figured that as i'd already popped my psychedelic cherry (with cautious and unspectacular doses tho) i wouldn't need a sitter, so this morning i sorta offhandedly took some. haha. like upworthy says, you won't believe what happened next.
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 00:59 (nine years ago) link
Once I was alone and bored, smoked some and spent the next 8 minutes/eternity thinking it had turned me into a schizophrenic who was frozen and mute and all my friends would never know what had happened to me because I would never be able to speak again. Total bug out.
^^^ this. that real hal incandenza shit.
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link
turns out one of my favorite videos is still on YouTube. what happens at 2:07 always makes me laugh uncontrollably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnwS5sPOzb0
I'm still in awe that this shit was legal. I knew some people who didn't feel much but everyone who tripped had a bad trip. I thought I was the letter F
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link
Hippie friend claimed that the bad trip problem was highly concentrated extracts, you’re really supposed to just chew the leaves for a while.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
its funny how this has permanently marred every other type of "legal weed", like some of my friends won't touch Delta 8 because they remember salvia
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link
I'd be immediately wary of cannabis alternatives given how horrendous "Spice" turned out to be. Never heard of Delta 8 until now.
I liked Salvia (that was when it was legal) but never tried the extracts.
I was just listening to this guy on the Entheogenic Evolution podcast who has an interesting sounding book* about the nature of "visionary beings" and also had some pet ideas about affinity for salvia or otherwise.
* https://books.google.co.uk/books/about/They_Shimmer_Within_Cognitive_Evolutiona.html?id=DelHDwAAQBAJ&redir_esc=y
― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
Delta 8 is a slightly altered THC, and it does occur naturally if sparingly in the plant. (Delta 9 is the THC we know.) It's very, very mild, and I wouldn't be using it if I could get the real thing.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 19:45 (two years ago) link
yeah it's basically the Bud Lite of weed, similar effect but weaker and kinda different. I wouldn't use it either if I had weed available, but it's not a bad substitute. Particularly the edibles which get me pretty high but not in a full-on panic the way "real" edibles can. Still funny to bring it up like "no seriously, it's *almost* legal weed" and watch people freak out like "no, never again"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link
i had the saddest, emptiest ego-death experience on salvia. felt more like actual death really
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:43 (two years ago) link
god you guys make it sound real appealing 😱
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link