solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

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How would you go about fighting conspicuous consumerism, Ramz?

-- Eric H., Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i wouldn't!

-- Surmounter, Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 21:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

not very solitary

banriquit, Thursday, 26 June 2008 21:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^one is definitely not gonna get laid after something like this

-- roxymuzak, Monday, June 23, 2008 11:00 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 June 2008 02:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

fer ref

The Reverend, Saturday, 28 June 2008 04:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

TITTWIS also nomad tribe run by a woman, also swept away by absence of queen

-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 27, 2008 5:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

scott seward, Saturday, 28 June 2008 05:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

that was me

Maria :D, Saturday, 28 June 2008 05:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

remote would let me ipod dj while taking a shit at a bar with my macbook still going

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:53 PM (2 hours ago)

DG, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DG, Sunday, 13 July 2008 21:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

no, wait - NO!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

what was the context of that? the ILX context?

admrl, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

admrl, Monday, 14 July 2008 03:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wow, great to load up at my DESK, THX PEEPS >:|

Trayce, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol crutis

wilter, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

the man with his penis in a hoover hose

-- admrl, Sunday, July 13, 2008 8:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ should have tipped you off trayce

libcrypt, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hadnt scrolled right down ;_;

Trayce, Monday, 14 July 2008 04:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

u hate your jobanyways, don't you? print that and frame it. right next to where you keep your pens.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

Use Opera - open in background window, hover over tab for tiny preview of image. Saves my ass constantly!

Finefinemusic, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

there's a funny danny wang related thread over at djh right now.

-- jaime, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 05:25 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 07:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo

-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

-- HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 22:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

I think that's actually the Rang3 R0v3r lovin' tailpipe.jpg guy...

snoball, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

News Flash: Iran now has PHOTOSHOP capabilities!

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

I stand by the 10-single run by Spoon that I posted upthread.

-- stephen, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:44 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 21:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I loved that conversation.

Eric H., Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

insular circle jerk convo lookin boys

-- deej, Friday, July 25, 2008 7:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

has to be wall_o_ginas.jpg, surely

will, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

you should stop being a crabby bitch and watch some wire, it's really good.

-- goole, Friday, July 25, 2008 4:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dr Morbius, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

C/D: douchebags who condemn the linguistic-conceptual porn behaviors of others because theyre passive-aggressive fuxxors

-- tough, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (3 years ago) Link

dell, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

the important thing is to exercise our own swift, harsh judgement on shit we read about for two seconds on the internet

-- goole, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets

-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling

-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

max, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person

-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 August 2008 06:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 06:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 4 August 2008 19:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

there are a lot of gays

-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

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and hippies

-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

(ok thats two posts)

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!

-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Abbott, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^lol me too

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat

― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr Dorbius (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 September 2008 18:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

?

Meet the Feeble (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

where's the fucking nsfw this sucks

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

this thread is stupid

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

go ahead and quote that!

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

That's in one eye of the beholder.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:57 (4 months ago) Permalink

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 December 2012 17:59 (4 months ago) Permalink

glad you came to terms with this sitcom

― mh, Tuesday, January 1, 2013 6:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 02:59 (4 months ago) Permalink

I'll just start using this thread to post stuff I think others should find funny.

― carl agita (Je55e), Sunday, January 6, 2013 3:05 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Sunday, 6 January 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Permalink

The idea that a bus transporting people from an airport would arrive with so little luggage space available, had people struggling to rearrange existing luggage (or rather loaded luggage) to try to fit things. So I got the driver to open the other side, thinking he'd open the boot.
Got on bus, realised that where I got off there was going to be traffic on that other side. Rearranged my luggage when bus stopped at the first main stop. Had to put them on top of somebody's suitcase so I worried that whoever might wind up leaving my bags by the side of the road if they had to get that case out, luckily didn't but i checked out of the window every time th ebus stopped anyway. Think I was lacking sleep.
When I moved my bags to other side of bus a family came along with several open topped bags and shoved them into that side of luggage area.
This meant that when I took my bags out these bags fell out and scattered contents all over the road. Still trying to work out if this happened when bus door opened or if my having moved bags left other things sliding and things were knocked. Anyway the idea of putting bags that weren't securely fastened at the top in the loose luggage area seems a tad shortsighted don't it?
I wound up picking up what had been lying facedown in a puddle, picking up various bottles of perfume or whatever that I think cam,e out of one container that didn't seem closable and sticking them in a bag that seemed to be at least semi contained, though without a means of actually closing it. So I'm not sure if 2 different people's gear would have been mixed up. Did at least try to make sure nobody lost anything though.
& while I was doing that my local bus home arrived then left the bus stop on the other side of the road.

Also stupid traffic control system around this area, on way out late last month I wound up just missing one bus, thinking there would be another one along in 10-15 minutes. Instead next one arrived about 50 minutes later by which time I was hitting myself about missing the intercity bus I need to connect to further transport. When this bus arrived i asked why so late? To be told that it had been stuck at a junction for an age. THe local council had decided about 2 years back to swap a series of roundabouts around town that appeared to work for a set of traffic light led junctions. The first time this had happened it had meant that traffic had nasty tailbacks every time it was remotely busy instead of the continual flow that a roundabout meant. But no they went and did it to at least 10 other similar junctions. So you can't rely on buses in mid afternoon on Friday and the weekend. Thought this started a couple of hours after I set off though.

& to cap off everything, since this bus was so late it was fuller than it should have been so I'm standing with my bag and cases and wind up with people trying to park prams on my feet which had nowhere else to be.

― Stevolende, Saturday, 5 January 2013 14:24 (2 days ago)

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 7 January 2013 12:42 (4 months ago) Permalink

I can't even understand what kind of bus this is

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 06:24 (4 months ago) Permalink

porcelain

hex reducing nipple (electricsound), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 06:47 (4 months ago) Permalink

I've also been searching for "race war" on ilx, and every result I've clicked on is jon saying he will not tollerate this race war stuff followed by a few random people making race war comments.

― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, January 11, 2013 11:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:32 (4 months ago) Permalink

a+

mh, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:42 (4 months ago) Permalink

it should be noted that no one is forcing you to open this thread to make fart jokes

― J0rdan S., Friday, January 11, 2013

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 11 January 2013 20:49 (4 months ago) Permalink

ha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:50 (4 months ago) Permalink

let's face it, we were promised a future where we'd all be robbing japanese corporations thanks to the software plugs in our necks, and instead we got white text on a black background and people sniping at each other over some cowboy breakup
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, January 12, 2013 2:26 AM (59 minutes ago)

stet, Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:27 (4 months ago) Permalink

haha

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:28 (4 months ago) Permalink

nice

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:36 (4 months ago) Permalink

Definitely

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 12 January 2013 03:56 (4 months ago) Permalink

It didn't even really satisfy me on a spot the reference level

― Number None, Saturday, 12 January 2013 05:41 (2 days ago)

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 14 January 2013 00:03 (4 months ago) Permalink

wow this is literally the dumbest conversation in a group of people who had a 100-post conversation about the "hemiola" in a chief keef song

― You Have Been Yellow Carded By a Moderator: (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:08 AM (3 days ago)

sarahell, Saturday, 19 January 2013 10:30 (4 months ago) Permalink

Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.

― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:57 (3 months ago) Permalink

curious to release this the night before the superbowl

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 3, 2013 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ima go (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 February 2013 08:54 (3 months ago) Permalink

I don't even trust people who are happy frequently

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:29 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 February 2013 12:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

snarky privileged kids vs. hippy privileged kids. DILEMMA

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:01 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Sunday, 10 February 2013 15:09 (3 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

"You're wrong because you're probably wrong because there has to be a way in which I'm right"

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Thursday, 7 March 2013 12:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

I don't know why I even bother.

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:29 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fizzles, Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

nvm everything sucks

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:15 (2 months ago) Permalink

you don't understand anything

― j., Saturday, March 16, 2013 7:34 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 02:43 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

How long did it take your persona to transform into your staple character
― how's life, Monday, April 1, 2013

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

re: nardwuar but very applicable i think

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

I genuinely regret being part of what's becoming a dogpile on someone who confessed a strong reaction to a dumb song because of personal experience.
― da croupier, Wednesday, April 10, 2013

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

sometimes it's fun to watch strangers getting pointlessly butthurt about things

― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 8:51 PM (6 minutes ago)

Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

i copied and pasted that from the ILE board description so

veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol i wonder how many times the board descriptions have changed since i last noticed

Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

that one has been there a fair while

Im am... gobsacked (electricsound), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

was gonna say

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

so I guess it's ok to start talking about how that innocent naked guy had a totally rockin' bod?

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 April 2013 08:31 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 April 2013 10:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 April 2013 17:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

ILX is antisocial media.

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:06 AM

my mental killfile seems to be working (sleeve), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:28 (1 month ago) Permalink

otm

johnny crunch, Friday, 19 April 2013 22:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

is everyone drunk here

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:44 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:48 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

yeah that's a lovely piece. two lovers blows though.

― daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:16 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 03:20 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i think i also became disenchanted with the method of literary analysis that i see so presently used. i think it goes like this, that you read a text carefully, but u look for repetitions, rhymes, echoes in the text, u see that structurally an element is repeated here but slightly differently there, u begin to theorize about why. u start to think about the energies of the text, right, how certain themes or motes or ideas get repeated - but not the same way! - and how it builds on itself. u get excited. u see an individual struggle between pierre and an assailant get interspersed between chapters of troop movements at the crimea. u read that pierre all of a sudden notices his hand, he uses his hand, and maybe 5 chapters earlier there was a metaphor about how the russian army was like that of a fist. u get excited! u write about it. it gets saved in a word doc, or on ilx.com. a week goes by, what do u remember of it? what does anybody remember of it? time to die.

― 乒乓, Thursday, April 25, 2013 3:33 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:34 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i'm impressed by his presentism there

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:53 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Str8 fire beautiful post, relate much to it

The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

that post is everything

Clay, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:57 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

what reason is there to be nice to that asshole

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 26, 2013 12:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:13 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i had no use for him

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:59 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

great post dayo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 17:02 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

and yet no feelings of pride or achievement

― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:06 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

the real answer to this question is probably blood, jizz, and dead wasps

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

warm leveret (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:57 (6 days ago) Permalink

I knew my zing was valid

― charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, May 15, 2013

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:36 (5 days ago) Permalink


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