men, your um, size

Are we rounding up?

We measuring from the ground?

ROUND UP

Surely the options should have been:

9
9
9
9
9
15
MORE

Only 6", but apparently the pineapple-orange flavor was a good choice.

I predict ILX is hung.

rly? i'm not so sure

is this in POUNDS too?

no roberto, it is clearly indicated that this is in inches

but if you'd like to share the poundage that's fine too

This is in EUROS.

ONLY INTEGERS COUNT

asymptotically approaching hung

How does one weigh one's cock?

i assumed the inches thing was a typo because the numbers are skewed so low.

oh yeah.

ladies, don't be shy: 202-456-1414

omg

i said ladies, dude.

"Excuse me, I'm looking for a Magnum special edition XL condom with pleasure rings, flavor crystals and a Berlin-style modified reservoir tip."

http://www.londis.ie/CobraManagedFiles/y6yfo8r2mid5tbsa.jpg

ANIMATE THAT PLZ

Where's the wheelbarrow option for this one?

"Hung like a..." with 5 or 6 choices pls

regulators! mount up.

Is only the MORE option considered hung?

horsethief
christmas tree ornament
hammock

yak

alright boys good jokes and all, but i want NUMBERS

i love how guys love to think we'd love XL.

xpost me i want a big fat dick. (not)

or maybe you're talking about 69?

Fast & large as a Conchord jet is mine.

What is my fucking problem.

alright boys good jokes and all, but i want NUMBERS
-- Surmounter, Friday, May 16, 2008 6:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Why does this poll end after your birthday?

haha

Yeah, you told me and that evening I vowed never to accompany kev through customs. They are kiwi sized but don't appear out of proportion next to his large cock. Far from being circus-freak like, he is jaw-droppingly awesome. What a guy. I can't wait to get home and climb aboard his grocery groin.

-- Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, March 3, 2004 10:09 AM (Wednesday, March 3, 2004 10:09 AM) Bookmark Link

What is my fucking problem.

Dan, you on this one?

i have a snake. thank u very much!

jaymc, I thought that was pretty well encapsulated on its own. I didn't want to ruin it.

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5426/groche5.gif

What is my fucking problem.

-- Abbott, Friday, May 16, 2008 6:05 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You're fucking funny is your fucking problem.

um, this poll is flawed. aren't most men who post on ilx more than 10 inches tall?

jaymc: See? Nothing needed from me at all.

I don't understand what that shopping cart's function is in that picture.

Do you think you buy groceries at the hardware store or something????

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5426/groche5.gif

rumpie's boyfriend is way hotter than I thought

I just needed a background less boring than white. (xp)

xposts

They have shopping carts at hardware stores, too!

oh, okay.

What i must eat to make my semin rapide?

I don't understand what that shopping cart's function is in that picture.

I think you're looking at the wrong thing here. You should be looking at the BOUNCING FRUIT

if you need a ruler here is one: http://iruler.net/ruler_0_10.jpg

(KRS-One)

my penis boner is actually only about 1 1/2 inches long, but with tremendous girth -- almost 10 inches wide. i'm hung like a pie.

wtf kind of pies do you eat????

any kind my grandma will make me.

my dick is so big my calves collapsed from the weight of carrying it arund, andi am no w permanently confined to a Jazzy mobility scooter

I bet my Rascal is bigger than your Jazzy.

:-(((

http://i32.tinypic.com/2568xup.jpg

^ban

Schvantz kaput.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3361/mangagirl3jf.gif

god bless the internet.

well seeing as we're already NSFW

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9b/Shitting_cumming_asian_dicknipples.jpg

THANK YOU FOR LINKING THAT PIC AND NOT POSTING IT DIRECTLY

srsly

yeah, nobody ever look at that. i'm serious.

Minus the pic to go with, "shit cumming asian dicknipples" is a genius profanity.

yeah i considered posting it directly, but there's NSFW and then there's NFSFFW FFS... F!!

Oh Jesus. I really didn't need to see that. WTF is wrong with people????

god bless the internet.

-- dell, Friday, May 16, 2008 11:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Seriously.

The one that OL posted is almost worse to me. The three little dicks she sprouts are really disgusting for some reason. Blech.

yeah, like, I tend to be a lazy person at times. like, a super-lazy, criminally unambitious person. but, for god's sake, when i do motivate myself into action, it is not in the service of devoting myself to lovingly rendering, well, the likes of the above.

so, yeah, wtf is wrong w/people??

i've no answers to that.

what i'm trying to say is that the misspent energy factor is mind-boggling.

Exactly.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/smile.jpg

she seems so happy

Hohoho... I am proud to show everyone my lovestick which is as big as the baseball bat. Drill her like how our government drills for oil and drills for joy.

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

(Jingle Bel)
Yes my dick, is longer than an Amtrak, train!
Runnin, from here, to Maine!
Nonstop - I rock rock and I shock
My dick is so big, that you can call the cops
You can call the National Guard, the Army and the Navy
But yo yo yo baby, my dick is really big
It's long, it's longer, it's longest, it's biggest
It's me, I even beat beat up the Jolly Green Giant with it
Cause his shit was smaller
I was standin off the edge of a bridge
and it was hangin in the water!! GOD DAMN MY DICK IS LARGE!
It's large, it's large, my shit is fuckin large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

(Spin 4th)
Ohhhhh my God, look at it comin, it's like a train
Oh no, what am I gonna do, oh shit
I gotta spread my legs for that big shit
It's like a wet wood, goin up ya real good
Oh my balls are big as a hill
You know you wanna stand on top of em and chill
like if you were some ??, but your ass is not
My dick is so large at cha, you ride it like a stretcher
So come on baby, get on top
And Daddy Daddy, Daddy do what he's got to do
Let me stick it up in ya
Hard.. LARGE!

Because my dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
GOD DAMN IT'S LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
.. LARGE!

(Jingle Bel)
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

Now when you look up at the stars in the sky
It's really, the dandruff from my nuts, so fuck it
I got the rhymes and my rhymes are dope
My rhymes are so dope that you couldn't even hope
on my dick, my dick is like a telephone pole
Pole but it's bigger than that DAMN!
It's so big that you wouldn't believe if you saw it
You had to read it twice
You had to look at it three times and then watch it on TV
It don't even rhyme, but some don't believe me
My dick is so fuckin big, it's almost ridiculous
What the man say? He's large, ackinickulous
Even - God looked at me and said,
"Son, I blessed you very well, and you can go to Hell"
I pissed out the fires of Hell, so there you have it
My dick is so large that NOBODY CAN GRAB IT!!!!!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
(Yo how large is it?)
My dick is so large.. they get the point man
Damn, my dick is so large

*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!

(Damage)
I look up into the night
This is my left ball, the moon is on my right
If I got a dick you know it's gonna grow all night
Strifin and strifin like if you were a strike
on top of an Ampex two inch tape
I got the rhymes, and you know I can't complain
about my fuckin dick, it's so large it's a light pole
Or maybe like a microphone let it dangle dangle dangle
down your leg, then it's gonna climb and climb
into your dread, the dread go on top into your head
Now open that mouth wide bitch
Let me stick it in you so you know you're gonna twitch
What's that big bulge, comin out the back
of your fuckin neck, I think I'm goin for the crack
Bend right over, let me do like Rover
I'm gonna show ya, why they call me D'Ranged the Damage
Cause my dick is so large, my dick is so large
I can't even fuckin believe my dick gets so large
My dick is so large, my dick is so large
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large

Fade the music out, fade the music out man
Yo, fade the music out, fade the music out
Yo.. yo hold up man, hold up
My dick is so large.. the end is..
You have to.. give a moment of silence to that motherfucker

THAT URL DOESN'T LIE DOES IT?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/Vienna_sausage_tasty.JPG/800px-Vienna_sausage_tasty.JPG

Yeah!

I love that she's a sportscaster

ladies, don't be shy: 202-456-1414

-- Roberto Spiralli, Friday, May 16, 2008 1:46 PM (Friday, May 16, 2008 1:46 PM) Bookmark Link

omg

-- Surmounter, Friday, May 16, 2008 1:47 PM (Friday, May 16, 2008 1:47 PM) Bookmark Link

Surmounter doesn't immediately recognize the phone number

she seems so happy

-- Slumpman, Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:03 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

http://encyclopediadramatica.com

that site is wtf overload.
m.

It features boobes.

http://a710.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_3fa0d4e1157c487a82ab6c3be4253aa5.jpg

lol my crappy beard

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

mental image of ilxors measuring knobs indelibly burnt into brain

STAGFLATION

HA

ok, who said "9"

i lied

the schlong king of ILX

no one was modest here I see.. I don't believe anyone rounded down.
it's no wonder the opposite of modest is cocky

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/08/29/as-boys-get-fatter-parents-worry-one-body-part-is-too-small/

(polls are the census of ilx)

“I push down and I show them the length and width,” Dr. Shukla said. And he tells them: “You are going to be totally fine, you are going to have a great life.”

Never mind the length feel the quality

that's all luv muscle honey

Mines unexceptional but I've got good jump in it, I can flip a coin with it. Tiddlywinks takes longer to setup but I'm assured is worth the overhead.

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/188b4f88-93d6-4810-a7b0-0aaf7df5375b/0ed9e8ea-7dac-408c-9de6-0721a7e609e2.jpg

5 people brutally honest
34 liars

no BIG liars