FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World 2008

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because the only possible way to make objectifying women more fun is to bring numbers into it!

Poll Results

OptionVotes
10.Kate Beckinsale 3
68.Kari Byron 3
5.Scarlett Johansson 3
51.Anne Hathaway 3
92.Maggie Gyllenhaal 3
83.Jenna Fischer 2
17.Kim Kardashian 2
77.Paris Hilton 1
37.Evangeline Lilly 1
23.Sienna Miller 1
11.Hayden Panettiere 1
21.Kaley Cuoco 1
41.Kristin Kreuk 1
24.Kristen Bell 1
25.Natalie Portman 1
69.Christina Ricci 1
28.Keira Knightly 1
50.Keeley Hazell 1
16.Lindsay Lohan 1
31.Gisele Bündchen 1
39.Christina Aguilera 1
2.Jessica Biel 1
86.Reese Witherspoon 1
6.Emmanuel Chriqui 1
47.Alessandra Ambrosio 1
89.Rachel McAdams 1
32.Kate Bosworth 0
45.Anna Faris 0
33.Halle Berry 0
44.Heidi Montag 0
43.Charlize Theron 0
34.Carmen Electra 0
42.Jennifer Aniston 0
36.Adriana Lima 0
35.Jessica Simpson 0
40.Cheryl Burke 0
38.Katherine McPhee 0
30.Rachel Bilson 0
4.Elisha Cuthbert 0
7.Hilary Duff 0
8.Trisha Helfer 0
9.Blake Lively 0
1.Megan Fox0
12.Angelina Jolie 0
13.Eva Mendes 0
14.Rihanna 0
15.Erica Durance 0
19.Ali Larter 0
20.Beyonce Knowles 0
22.Heidi Klum 0
18.Cameron Diaz 0
26.Vanessa Hudgens 0
27.Selita Ebanks 0
29.Maria Sharapova 0
3.Jessica Alba 0
100.Britney Spears 0
85.Olivia Munn 0
84.Maria Kanellis 0
82.Alyssa Milano 0
81.Mila Kunis 0
80.Audrina Patridge 0
79.Christine Lakin 0
78.Karina Smirnoff 0
76.Rachelle Leah 0
75.Pam Anderson 0
87.Madonna 0
88.Shamron Moore 0
99.Victoria Beckham 0
98.The Olly Girls 0
97.Amber Heard 0
96.Carmit Bachar 0
95.Lauren Conrad 0
94.Olga Kurylenko 0
93.Whitney Able 0
91.Ashley Collette 0
90.Summer Glau 0
74.Kelly Hu 0
73.Carrie Underwood 0
72.Elizabeth Banks 0
57.Jennifer Love-Hewitt 0
56.Tara Reid 0
55.Shakira 0
54.Kate Hudson 0
53.Marisa Miller 0
52.Jenny McCarthy 0
62.Nicole Scherzinger 0
49.Katherine Heigl 0
48.Mayra Veronica 0
58.Cassie Ventura 0
59.Eva Longoria 0
71.Amanda Beard 0
70.Mischa Barton 0
67.Liv Tyler 0
66.Leeann Tweeden 0
65.Katie Holmes 0
64.Stacy Keibler 0
63.Grace Park 0
61.Ellen Page 0
60.Fergie 0
46.Shannon Elizabeth 0


Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link

also ground rule of this thread is that the women must be referred to by their numbers and only their numbers, not their names.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link

good, i would hate to see them get subjectified.

estela, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link

ok im voting 77 then w/o even looking at who it is

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

ha!

jhøshea, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

56 - just making sure the readers are paying attention right?

milo z, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

I dson't even know who half of the top 10 are... Megan Fox? Blake Lively? Trisha Helfer? Emmanuel Chriqui? Elisha Cuthbert? Jessica Biel? Are these like well-known people?

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link

c'mon dude

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i can picture fewer than 1/2 of these

gabbneb, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Said it before, will say it again: Do Not Feed The (Fake?) Fin In A Shopping Cart.

David R., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, looking at the names, it seems none of the 100 sexiest women in the world lives in Africa, Middle East, or Asia.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:22 (sixteen years ago) link

blake lively and no leighton meester makes this whole thing clearly ill-thought-out

akm, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

ridiculous. at least crappy top 100 albums lists in some shitty magazine have one or two records i like.

electricsound, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ 61 (indie cred bonerz)

gershy, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Somehow I doubt the objectivity of the methods this list was gathered with. I doesn't seem like they've gone through every country - or even every continent - to compile the list, yet they claim it covers the whole world. Also, there's a hugely disproportionate amount of celebrities on the list, considering they amount for a minuscule percentage of the world's women.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link

duobting tuomas

gershy, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

45 - looked like a plastic surgery disaster on Entourage

milo z, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

How did 7 get up to number 7?

Abbott, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link

the hard way

gershy, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

practice?

kingfish, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Where's Jennifer Connelly? (sp?) And that girl who played Maeby?

Abbott, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

And that girl who played Maeby?

Getting her driver's permit!!!!!

David R., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link

She's 19, two years younger than 61 and 7.

Abbott, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate 7 so much!

#7 and her mother were listed as producers for the movie Material Girls. As of December 2007, her upcoming films include the action thriller War, Inc., animated comedy Foodfight! and independent films Greta and Safety Glass.

Foodfight!

Abbott, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:51 (sixteen years ago) link

well shit

David R., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I hope that film's nothing but a 90 minute foodfight escalating into a mammothian foodstuff war.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link

who is the sexiest finnish woman?

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:55 (sixteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHA Tuomas this movie you have proposed sounds excellent.

Abbott, Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I dunno who's the hottest Finnish woman, but the hottest Finnish female celebrity is probably Amira Khalifa:

http://www.kassandra.fi/ajt/kuvat/asma.gif

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 April 2008 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link

is she related to Wiz?

gr8080, Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think so, I assume it's a common Arabic family name.

Tuomas, Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:28 (sixteen years ago) link

hey what happened to whashername, the chick from Jekyll/Bionic Woman?

kingfish, Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i voted for the number 69 because i am both bill and ted at the same time, and i could have been burned worse, I think.

kenan, Thursday, 24 April 2008 07:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Loveless

The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 24 April 2008 07:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Hahahahaha that Estela post is fucking majestic.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 April 2008 09:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Not sure i understand the rule about not mentioning names, but fuck it i voted for Maggie Gyllenhaal

Ste, Thursday, 24 April 2008 09:41 (sixteen years ago) link

This creature makes the list? Seriously?

http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/tarareid.jpg

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 24 April 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Well, this is nice.

Alba, Thursday, 24 April 2008 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link

and isn't it ironic?

Mark G, Thursday, 24 April 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

haven't heard of half of these either - seems like a bad list full of famous-but-not-hot names who were in it ten years ago. surprised to see no J Lo, Girls Aloud or Kylie at the same time tho, this being FHM readers poll.

blueski, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link

oh wait it's american FHM huh

blueski, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:11 (sixteen years ago) link

THIS POLL CHEAPENS US ALL

because no jennifer connelly

darraghmac, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link

naah, just you.

GILLIAN ANDERSON RIP

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Where the fuck is Amerie?

chap, Thursday, 24 April 2008 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link

87.Madonna

lol repressed homos

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 24 April 2008 12:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Not sure i understand the rule about not mentioning names, but fuck it i voted for Maggie Gyllenhaal

-- Ste, Thursday, 24 April 2008 09:41 (3 hours ago) Link

I just thought it'd be funny if we only referred to numbers, but noone stuck with it so oh well.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 April 2008 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

blake lively and no leighton meester makes this whole thing clearly ill-thought-out

-- akm, Thursday, April 24, 2008 12:23 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

truth bomb

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 April 2008 12:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I gave up pretty fast on looking these people up, but the Olly Girl that doesn't look like an alien is attractive

gabbneb, Thursday, 24 April 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

threads like this wouldn't exist without self-love.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I should've asked Dom to start this thread so it'd be clear that the intent was more about lolz than nerd bonerz.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

. . .so where are the lols supposed to come from????

Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL TITTIES

Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

bell labs otm

max, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I can start a new thread up with the details in if you want? xxxp

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

sexy photoes

banriquit, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

She has publicly expressed her strong interest in existentialism and posed the question on adultdvdtalk.com an online adult forum "how many porn-stars are existentialist"?

max, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

sexy photoes

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

subtle

David R., Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

needs more indie 'no mary louise parker, no credibility' type posts?

banriquit, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

write in: marc loi

bnw, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

needs more indie 'no mary louise parker , no credibility' type posts?

David R., Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

I wouldn't know, but aren't FHM and its ilk sort of premised on the maintenance of a bright line between pron and a more socially acceptable content form?

needs more indie 'no mary louise parker, no credibility' type posts?

this is implicit in milo's blonde-dissing

gabbneb, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

oh noes where is cat power!!!!!?

bell_labs, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ take it to Dom's thread

(gabb not bell)

David R., Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

where is karen o?????????

max, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

WHERE IS BETH DITTO??!?!?

max, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

the indie chicks poll was done already. this is for guys who actually have sex ;)

bnw, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ take it to Dom's thread

don't read dom threads; no idea what you're talking about

gabbneb, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Jessica Tandy, LOL more like JESSICA CANDY

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1363.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

oic

gabbneb, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

where is my curvy colombian wife?

banriquit, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

where's my curvy colombian wife??
xpostlololol

max, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

where the indie girls go

(x-post)

C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

This is not my Colombian house!
This is not my Colombian wife!

Abbott, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

blake lively and no leighton meester makes this whole thing clearly ill-thought-out

-- akm, Wednesday, April 23, 2008 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link


truth

sunny successor, Thursday, 24 April 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

She has publicly expressed her strong interest in existentialism and posed the question on adultdvdtalk.com an online adult forum "how many porn-stars are existentialist"?

I prefer:

Partial filmography
Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge
Sasha Grey Superslut
Slut Puppies #2
Teenage Anal Princess #5
Boundaries
Feeding Frenzy 9

milo z, Thursday, 24 April 2008 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Porn is much less degrading when the ladies are described as princesses, really.

milo z, Thursday, 24 April 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Dirtpipe Duchesses 9

Matt, Thursday, 24 April 2008 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

No Louise Wener?

Bodrick III, Thursday, 24 April 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Who cares, big trouble in little china is on!!!

not_goodwin, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Lock thread.

David R., Thursday, 24 April 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I watched Resident Evil Apocolypse instead, what a mistake.

Ste, Friday, 25 April 2008 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link

no marion cotillard no credibility. srsly.

or something, Friday, 25 April 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link

ok im voting 77 then w/o even looking at who it is

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

oh god

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 April 2008 04:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

roffle roffle roffle roffle

I looked at the list, have never heard of at least 1/2 of these people.

Pashmina, Friday, 25 April 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link

voted for #51

blueski, Friday, 25 April 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

no eva green? really?

darraghmac, Friday, 25 April 2008 09:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Monday, 28 April 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

is naomi watts too old or something?

i guess i will vote #10

t0dd swiss, Monday, 28 April 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Sometimes it's like you can hear Alex in Baltimore beating off on these threads.

Gavin, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link

"these threads"? what are the other ones? am I suddenly the new Calum because of this one?

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean i can see thinking I'm a jackass because of this thread but it's not like i was half the drooling horndog as, say, any dude on any thread about Mad Men.

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

max, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

^this

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link

pretty
nerdy
boobs
boobs
indie
nerdy
boobs

milo z, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I voted for kari byron, no idea who she is but if we married and i took her name I'd be Byron Byron.

bnw, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link

2 votes for Kardashian? yuck.

Simon H., Wednesday, 30 April 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link


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