KIRSTIE ALLSOPP SEX TAPE

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if only

czn, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

not

banriquit, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

tags: wishful, thinking

czn, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

tags: tory, overly mumsy

banriquit, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

tags: hatefuck

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'd fuck her with a bush mask on

czn, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

do you usually wear a bush mask?

banriquit, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

TS: Noodle "WDYLL dad with kids" Vague vs Noodle "hatefuck" Vague

probably needs a poll.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

Goddam you're right Roberto. After the kids were born I lopped my nuts off cos I knew I wouldn't need a libido any more.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

#1 Guilty crush.

jim, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

xpost

no zing or criticism intended, dude, it's funny is all. i'm sure you can see the humour in the wide difference projected by those different types of posts.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

I contain multitudes, innit? Some of which escaped and became babies.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

i felt like Hoos when i wrote that last post, far too mild mannered and conciliatory. i hope you're pleased with yourself. i should've told you to fuck off instead.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol why?

I'm confused about a lot of things, but there doesn't seem a huge dichotomy between being a parent and making random hatefuck zings.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

no indeed, there isn't, for a rounded, 3 dimension human being. but for a 1 dimensional digital username, which is all any of us are to most internerds on a messageboard, there are lulz to be had at two such divergent aspects of a person a click or two apart.

anyway, enough of this bullshit, i find it funny. we will all have to deal with that and move on, in the hope that no other valuable parody threads are ruined like this.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

which is all any of us are to most internerds on a messageboard

a powerful moment in my ilx career

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

Oh I see your point, can see that it's funnee too. Sorry, I wasn't being obtuse or butthurted or anything, I was just for reals confused. Yah I reserve the right to have a complicated 1-dimensional personality. We can factor in the drunken self-pity/straight incomprehensible posts as well for xtra wtf lullery.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Someone with a large record collection is looking for a house on LLL tonight.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 18:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

I'd fuck her with a cameron mask on
― czn, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 7:54 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah, she's an awful cunt

Hideous Lamp (cozen), Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

i've had a similar turnaround.

jed_, Saturday, 27 February 2010 01:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

now phats what I small music

conrad, Saturday, 27 February 2010 02:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

volume?

jed_, Saturday, 27 February 2010 02:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

ALL THE FUCKING WAY UP BABY

conrad, Saturday, 27 February 2010 10:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'd fuck her with a cameron mask on

looooooooooool

epic board man (history mayne), Saturday, 27 February 2010 12:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Saturday, 27 February 2010 13:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

Has ILE talked about countdown's Rachel Riley yet?

For some reason this thread has reminded me.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 27 February 2010 13:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

still would.

DJ Get Up Kids (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 27 February 2010 19:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

is kirstie allsopp related to sophie allsopp? cuz i do kinda have a crush on her. on sophie. it's okay, my wife knows.

scott seward, Saturday, 27 February 2010 21:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

okay i googled and they must be sisters cuz they look alike. sophie is way cuter though.

scott seward, Saturday, 27 February 2010 21:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wiki says sisters.

barack hussein chalayan (suzy), Saturday, 27 February 2010 21:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

sophie has a show here where she tells people in canada why their house won't sell. then they re-do the house and it sells. and it is always winter for some reason.

scott seward, Saturday, 27 February 2010 21:52 (4 years ago) Permalink


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