Do people generally use penis enlargement pills and treatments?

In before legendary ILX thread.

A certain proportion of people must buy that shit, otherwise there wouldn't be any reason for people to send out mass unsolicited bulk email.

I've never ever heard of anyone who'd actually used these products.

Yeah cos usually people be all "HEY I GOT A NEW PENIS ENLARGER YESTERDAY" when you talk to them.

Spam emails probably only need to get like a one in 10000 take-up rate to be worthwhile. It's not that surprising if you don't know anyone who's bought penis enlargement pills.

I think mostly women buy them. Women Tuomas is dating.

Are their penises not big enough?

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if these things worked im sure more people would admit to buying them. but come on, they cannot possibly work.

Overambitious parents grind them up and put them in their sons' sandwiches.

It's the pills that are supposed to increase your payload that rilly confuse me.

Yeah that does my head in too. "increase the volume of yr ejaculate" Who the FUCK would want that? Ew.

Your huge machine will drive her nuts

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Make sure you are well stocked up to face the future http://www.CONTROVERSIALSPAMEDIT.com/

Visions of "the gush" from "blue jam". Not pleasant.

"He jusht kept pumping the protein like shome fucked-up oil rig"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mOf4kJ7dE

"First guy that ever was to get it was Dean Gaffney. I've seen the clip."

"increase the volume of yr ejaculate"

"Honey, why you come so quiet?"

I have, on occassion, wondered if women get 'tighten your cooter' spam. Then I get back to more productive things, like drinbking until I pass out.

A certain proportion of people must buy that shit

ok, a "certain" one, yes, but figure in the fact that spam is essentially free to send out, and that a 1-in-100,000 response rate will probably still cover the cost of this "advertising." You could have, like a couple thousand dudes in the entire United States that buy it, and that would make it all worth while for the spammers.

"Your main organis too small.

Tired of loosing control in bad.

Don't worry we know the solution of this trouble.

Try our product and you will become a king of bad."

mine all read like Borat.

There was that dude a few years ago who died in screaming agony after injecting his penis with silicon in order to give himself a DIY penis extension. If someone is stupid enough to do that there must be a load of people who buy this shit.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31EFDB38N9L._AA240_.jpg

All the spam is baloney -- every penis size aficionado knows that jelqing is the only way to go. I mean, come on! Read the Inadequacy Times once in a while, ya rubes!

Try our product and you will become a king of bad.

and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again... who's bad

I always liked this copyranter post on the subject http://copyranter.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-read-penis-enlargement-spam-emails-so.html

A certain proportion of people must buy that shit

ok, a "certain" one, yes, but figure in the fact that spam is essentially free to send out, and that a 1-in-100,000 response rate will probably still cover the cost of this "advertising." You could have, like a couple thousand dudes in the entire United States that buy it, and that would make it all worth while for the spammers.

Yeah, I get this, but what I was asking was, why does penis enlargement seem to be the major thing advertised in spam? Wouldn't some other things be easier to sell?

I don't think it's THE major thing advertised in spam . . .

Penis enlargement is a good proportion of what I'm seeing, but the majority of it I get these days is either fake rolex watches or financial market tips.

lolow @ the silicon-injecting idiot

we dont need pills to tighten our cooters, yo. KEGELS ARE FREE!

Yeah, but that doesn't mean some jerk won't try and sell you some anyway. Not eating so much crappy food is free, too, but diet plans are a shmazillion dollar business.

In a similar vein, the bodega on my corner has this packet of "male genital desensitizer" behind the plexiglass with all the other toiletries and sundries. It has been there for many years and the somewhat faded package design has a sexy lady and a virile man locked in a half-clothed embrace. The main ingredient is lidocaine.

Wow. Well, if I had to choose between satisfying my partner and actually being able to feel my penis while fucking...

reminds me of a maakies strip.

girl - you sure are virile. You can go all night!

guy - not if I like it!

It's next to the Horny Goat Weed, which it seems does get purchased from time to time.

what I was asking was, why does penis enlargement seem to be the major thing advertised in spam? Wouldn't some other things be easier to sell?

Everyone already refinanced.

there's also Christian Debt Management

penis enlargement emails are irritating, but the 'get gigantic balls' advertisements are much less explicable. who wants to get gigantic balls? am i failing in my duties of masculinity because i do not care about the size of my beans?

remy's beans

oh dear, i did write that, didn't it?

The secret is... mother's milk?

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Yes, you did. (in case you thought you got away with it) (xpost) :-)

My friend bought a penis pump (called "head coach," har dee har) for another friend as a joke birthday present. The guy who received the gift went upstairs to test it out, was up there for several minutes, then returned to say that it seemed to work, but felt weird and not really that good.

Who knows if he ever used it again in private. I never did ask!

I used to love that late-night advert for "extendz," which usually featured Ron Jeremy. The best part about it was how they couldn't actually say that extendz made the penis bigger, so instead they just kept calling it "that special area" instead.

> they just kept calling it "that special area" instead.

Central Park West?

Because women make up roughly 50.7% of people generally, this question appears to be flawed from the outset.

If any of this stuff worked, there'd be shops selling it on every corner.

Central Park West?

rofl

I totally go nuts when she finds my Upper East Side.

Enzyte's facing a class action law suit

I bet that's the only time they've had any class or action.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/13832/saturday-night-live-spitzer-cold-open