people that YELP are scumbags

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Fine the yelp reviews of Honey 1 can suck, that will keep too many people out of there so it doesn't get ruined. Calvin's and Fat Willy's BLOW.

dan m, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Lupita's Pupuseria
Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: East Oakland

if your looking for a Mexican place to eat and talk this is one of the best place to do is also always clean and the people Mis paisanas always nice don't be freak to go in i know from the out side and the neighborhood is not that great but is really good good food the prices are from 6 to 10 dolares for a plate. but carefully if you go you have to spend more then 15 dollars to use your credit card. waitress are great good costumer service they have mexican coca cola en botella too

nickalicious, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Sites like Yelp will never ever replace having actual friends who know things for recommendations.

dan m, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm starting to think English maybe isn't Angel M's first language.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Oakland public schools kind of suck.

svend, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

My impression is the quality of Yelp contributions on the WC is greater than that on the East.

It makes me think of erstwhile minor jam band yEP!

gabbneb, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

* every fucking annoying 10000-review east asian girl reminding you that she knows what real (korean/japanese/chinese) food is like and this place (measures up|does not measure up|is ok) in every fucking asian place ever *

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

still, better than fat jewish dudes who claim to know what real asian food is like, no?

dan selzer, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

one reason i dont yelp is because if i did i would just end up rating every italian restaurant and pizza place in LA as one star and start all my reviews with "I'm from New Jersey, so I know what real Italian food is."

max, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

still, better than fat jewish dudes who claim to know what real asian food is like, no?

-- dan selzer, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 3:01 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

More likely to have grown up eating poor people ethnic food instead of hanging out with their rich college educated parents in Cherry Hill

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

* every fucking annoying 10000-review east asian girl reminding you that she knows what real (korean/japanese/chinese) food is like and this place (measures up|does not measure up|is ok) in every fucking asian place ever *

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 11:34 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^this

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

That's about half of the Asian restaurant reviews in Seattle Yelp.

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I fear what Vancouver Yelp would be like.

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

"i grew up in u.s. i should know what a real hamburger tastes like sorry canadians but a&w sucks lol [1 star]"

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

one reason i dont yelp is because if i did i would just end up rating every italian restaurant and pizza place in LA as one star and start all my reviews with "I'm from New Jersey, so I know what real Italian food is."

olive garden

tehresa, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I looked at the Yelp for DC and it was terrible and useless and full of flawed, miserable human beings who have chosen to live in this atrocious wasteland of injustice, fraud and sin, much like myself

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

so basically chaki otm

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

but in my case I think it has more to do with the locale

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

do u yelp?

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

yelp smells like a weird pyramid scheme and everyone on there sounds like easy marks for shit like landmark forum.

omar little, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

dan m, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

actually, my mechanic offered me a 10% discount on service in exchange for a ***** yelp review

remy bean, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

he is a good mechanic tho

remy bean, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder if I'd get any bites if I posted on CL asking for Yelp payola....

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.rottenneighbor.com/

the nu yelp

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Shasta is the mascot of the University of Houston athletics teams, the Houston Cougars. Shasta is a female cougar. While previously a live cougar, Shasta is now a costumed mascot.

felicity, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 06:40 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

LOVE A COUGAR: Yelp's sequel "Cougar Appreciation Night" is tonight at the Good Luck Bar. Help one Yelper answer these pressing questions: "Will the baby cougars stage a takeover and demand recognition from the men of Yelp? Will the public drunkenness factor of this event reach such epic proportions that Yelpers end up banned from the Good Luck Bar? Will any cougar-age women actually show up to this one?"

omar little, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

the good luck bar sucks too

omar little, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I chak missi :-(

StanM, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

What happened to chaki? Did he get banned?

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

he left angrily

StanM, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh. So he'll be back then.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

he's still in our hearts

carne asada, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I had a vision of another post there, but no it's gone.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

wow! it is

carne asada, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

temp banning myself from "missing chaki" conversations

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

i have used yelp to pick things from a menu before \(°_o)/

gbx, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

btw chicagoans hit up lao sze chuan asap if you haven't already

gbx, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Useful (1) Cool (1)

omar little, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i like dragon court as far as chinatown restaurants go

deej, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't make it down there enough

gbx, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Forget it, gbx, it's Chinatown.

Michael White, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I dont know how many scoops the large had but i wana large.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Hi Jon,

I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of CBGB Shop. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Customer Service team has determined that it falls outside our review guidelines: http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review, specifically relevance to the listed business.

We review every situation with detail and care and take the removal of reviews very seriously.

Regards,
Edgar
Yelp User Support
San Francisco, California

Removed Review:
I LOVE HOT TOPIC!!! i'm from the UK, and we don't have them over here, i went into a couple in the states, and could have spent a FORTUNE!! teehee....but then i am huge kermit the frog fan, and they have all sorts in there! YEY!! Its nice that they put one right by the food court! anyway...i just thought i'd share that with you!

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link

:]

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe it wasn't really hot topic ;]

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Also I def think you can meet girls/cougars on yelp

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 10:28 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

A friend of mine has been in a 1.5-year relationship with a yelper 15 years older than him. So, true.

libcrypt, Thursday, 31 July 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/rotdbullshit.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 11 September 2008 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i guess you'll have to open the pic in another window to see why this review sucks

omar little, Thursday, 11 September 2008 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Photo of Chao W.

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Chao W.

Jersey City, NJ
2 star rating
1/2/2009

If you are Asian you will like this place. You will find that its like a 80 percent asian crowd. Its beautiful but the wait to get in is terrible EVEN FOR PROMOTERS i am use to skipping the line and MODELS SKIPPING the LINE but here none of that shit lol, i have had one night 27 models come out in which we had a table with bottles even amongst Grey Goose every single female wanted to ditch Hiro and go to Tenjune so that speaks volumes and that was my last night there. Drinks are watered down if you are a comp which means a free admission (you know if a promoter told you U will be in free) then once you get to the door and they try to give you a reduced ticket stand up for yourself and say " hold on I dont pay for clubs, I party at every club for free" I am sure they will throw you a ticket after that lol and ummmmm the security is terrible and GHETTO But beautiful place

ian, Thursday, 8 January 2009 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link


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