people that YELP are scumbags

i don't have many opportunities to do so but i try to call chicken parmesan chicky chicky parm parm as much as possible

already have ppl on my facebook wall treating that bullshit article as truth

yes, everyone at a restaurant spends 4 hours taking pictures of their food and also 10 years ago ppl treated restaurants as asocial feeding troughs that exist solely for basic survival

my mom was making waiters take family pictures since i was a baby why does everyone thing phones invented cameras

news.distractify.com/culture/craigslist-surveillance-restaurant/

gj

This place is horrible. I've given it several chances because the food IS good, but they are a mess. They accidentally put unions on my sub, they called and ask me if I wanted to keep it or have another sub made. I told them another one please because I am allergic to them. When my sub was delivered, my sub was cut in places where they took the onions out. Some were still left in there. There was another time they forgot my fries, another time I paid for a whole sub to be delivered to me and they gave me a half, and when the delivery man delivers he has other people smoking in the car and he comes to my door on the phone. The place itself is open, but dirty. The man working the phones will make the food with no gloves. That is just disgusting. A phone has more germs than a toilet seat; therefore, it is SO unacceptable. I wouldn't even give this place one star. They are horrible and have now lost my service and a couple of other people who have ordered from them around here.

the food IS good, but they are a mess.
The place itself is open, but dirty.

"They accidentally put unions on my sub" - feel like he's stretching for a masterful pun here, doesn't quite come off.

A phone has more germs than a toilet seat

What is this guy doing with his phone??

"They Put Unions On My Sub!" will be my next right-wing eighties comedy about goofy deep-sea goldbrickers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ldArrUCIU
from 0:45

A phone has more germs than a toilet seat; therefore, it is SO unacceptable.

"They Put Unions On My Sub!" will be my next right-wing eighties comedy about goofy deep-sea goldbrickers.

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, July 16, 2014 12:36 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

kelsey grammer will star

i posted that review already last year, oops.

funions.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-had-terrible-experience-restaurant-because-i-am--565

Not gonna read the article because the headline is perfect

then you wld miss

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/1733/16x9/640.jpg

that article is PERFECT.

maybe a little too much attention to diacritical marks than a typical yelper would give, but still.

The curse of the 3 minute wait:

Visiting by myself, I sat at the bar. Because I'm that kind of nut for decent service, I timed my wait. I sat for 3 full minutes at the bar before I was in any way acknowledged, before any of the 3 servers came by to ask me what I wanted. At this time, about 3:45 in the afternoon on a weekday, there were about 10 people seated at the U-shaped bar, which holds 18-20.

I ordered a 512 Pale Ale and a menu. The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. No room temperature glasses were available. I got the beer, but no menu, as the complicated two part request was apparently still being processed. Once the menu was fetched and delivered, I waited another full 3 minutes with an obviously perused and closed menu extended across the bar in front of me, the universal symbol for "I have decided and am ready to order." Crickets. Three bartenders, and from time to time another person (manager?) behind the bar and no one asked for my order.

i'll have a beer in a room temperature glass please!!!!!!!! WTF!

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy.

i wish this was old-old ilx so i could put that in 72 pt

whoa i thought the music notes went with the post for a second so it was like a song

you drive me craaaaazy and this glass is cold

whose song would that be?

britney s'beers

yaaaaa

here i was hearing as like a dr. hook deep cut

hahaha man where was this review when i was long-windedly hating on "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"

which drives me crazy
(ooh ooh)
the glass was cold
(ooh ooh)

Original title: "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer in a warm glass, accurately timed with a stopwatch"

I still might rather have a drink with this shut-in dickweed than with George Thorogood, but it'd be a coin toss.

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy

!!?! Has this person never heard of stubby holders if they insist on their glass somehow magically never getting cold with a fucking cold drink in it.

It's best if they preheat the glass, though there is always a risk that the cold liquid these places always insist on putting in there will bring it down closer to ambient room temperature by the time it reaches one's hand. The day a bartender finally listens to my request for a perfectly empty pint glass at 200 degrees Fahrenheit is the day you, dear readers, will finally see a 4 star review from yours truly. (I pre-dock them a point because, let's face it, that place would be so packed as to ruin the entire experience anyway.)

Wasn't Stubby Holder with Slade? Is he working in a bar now?

well i assume they meant the glass came out of a freezer or was otherwise pre-chilled which i don't like either, but it's kinda on you to know whether you're in a pre-chilled glass kind of establishment.

where do yelpers go when they die ♪♫

If one wants a cold pint of beer why would one ask for a warm glass. Your beer will very rapidly go warm also...

I'm pretty sure CAD is correct here but it's hardly a crime to have pre-chilled beer glasses

chilled is cool but that shit where the glass is like covered in tiny ice nodules and there's little semifrozen beer driblets running down the side is not ok, that's some casual chain restaurant shit. here's your heineken bro, ~~ice cold~~, can i start u off with some apps?

killed a good 45 minutes today reading the reviews of the hooters on 56th street in manhattan.
don't be scared.

Absolutely amazing sports bar so I had the buffalo shrimps and the buffalo wings and they are delicious all the staff is friendly and polite the location is near the Central Park and it was a pleasure for me to come back after 2 years.

Of Mice and Men.

I came to this Hooters location for a birthday party one night and was pretty satisfied at first. The space has good feng shui and is very accommodating. The food wasn't good but I mean c'mon that's not why we're here. If I wanted quality food I would've gone to Chili's.

a lot to unpack rhere

that is great

just gifted myself a new dn but now i kinda want If I wanted quality food I would've gone to Chili's.

The beer was cold
But so was the glass
It's making me crazy crazy

tbh I have also asked for "unchilled" pint glasses. I used to live in one of those wintertime Canadian cities where receiving a frosty mug when it's -40º out feels like an insult.

The cold glass comment came from a chain breastaurant in Austin, TX, so he probably wasn't freezing