They accidentally put unions on my sub
― comics on fire (get bent), Sunday, 22 December 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link
get these unions off my corporate sub
― am0n, Sunday, 22 December 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
"The place itself is open, but dirty."
― am0n, Sunday, 22 December 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
i don't understand how the transfer of germs is any less likely if the guy *is* wearing gloves.
― comics on fire (get bent), Sunday, 22 December 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
i think he is supposed to not use gloves while answering the phone, then put gloves on to handle food. but yelpers deserve germs in their food.
― sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 22 December 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link
people who write joint reviews for themselves and their husbands/husbsters/hubbies. ugh!
― sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 22 December 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link
Great food (read: generous portions)
those are not the same and don't tell me how to read!!!!
duck sausage (read: America's rich pastoral heritage)
― am0n, Sunday, 22 December 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link
Chris D.Tacoma, WA
10/27/2013I had VIP TABLE.they let a couple fuck at our table when we went dance floor. the end.
― anky, Monday, 23 December 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
funny useful cool
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 23 December 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link
I would find that information useful.
― carl agatha, Monday, 23 December 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
very important fuck table
― ian, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 03:16 (ten years ago) link
What the Fuxtables
― a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
My only complaint is that I specifically requested for the delivery person not to use the buzzer, but to call the supplied phone number. My buzzer is old and incredibly loud. I asked for it not to be used for a reason.
― ian, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
my husband is allergic and cannot eat spicy foodmy husband is allergic and cannot eat spicy foodmy husband is allergic and cannot eat spicy foodmy husband is allergic and cannot eat spicy foodmy husband is allergic and cannot eat spicy food
― sext of light (get bent), Thursday, 2 January 2014 04:57 (ten years ago) link
lol @ so many angrily-posted photos of the UPS package pickup center http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ups-customer-center-chicago#8bJBeEhUNAxUTxQIwLTixQ
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 19:27 (ten years ago) link
I am sympathetic.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link
http://gawker.com/court-orders-yelp-to-reveal-anonymous-reviewers-identi-1498108583
yeah yeah 1st amendment, but, you know, cool
― goole, Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link
Yelp threw Hadeed shade,
rmde gawker
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Friday, 10 January 2014 04:03 (ten years ago) link
Since moving to the Greater Seattle Area ages ago, all I've heard about Ezell's is awesomeness. I was never able to try it, due to my gluten allergy, but I've been around plenty of people who do eat it and have never heard a bad word uttered about the delectable chicken.
I can tell you, it smells amazing.
I can also tell you that the folks working at Ezell's are fantastic. They are helpful when I have to make big orders for work, which makes me look like a rock star at the office. They are the real rock stars!
― musically, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link
ha you know i kind of like that one
― goole, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
that is a bad opinion and you should feel bad
― musically, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link
Confession of a regular customer:
"Number 14, please.""Shrimp and Chicken?""Yes.""For here or to go?""For here."I pay and sit down on the brown stool and place my purse on the marble counter. The man behind the counter un-pauses the movie on his laptop. I tilt my head and watch the movie from the side while I wait for my food. The characters are speaking in Vietnamese. I pretend I know what they're saying. My food is ready in 5 minutes. I shuck the wooden splinters off my chopsticks. The rolls come with warm peanut sauce. Finished in 15 minutes. I grab my purse, hop off the wooden stool and tell the man "Thank you...see you later." He smiles and says "Thank you."
an excerpt from the worse raymond chandler book ever
― musically, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link
Unlike most Asian food, that is most of the time lacking in flavor, this is full of flavor
They offer Thai and other Asian food. Each bite as tasty as the next.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 9 February 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link
I love this so much, like -- you're eating bites of the same thing, were you worried there were going to be massive fluctuations of tastiness?
But I'm glad it wasn't bland like most Asian food
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 9 February 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
wtfffff
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:43 (ten years ago) link
kill kill kill
[I shuck the wooden splinters off my chopsticks.]
free head shot to people who do this.
― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Sunday, 16 February 2014 13:31 (ten years ago) link
there is a vietnamese restaurant i go to probably once every other month or so. it's owned by a family from vietnam and they go to vietnam for several weeks in the winter every year. this year i was there and the guy told me they were going in feb and march since i am a trusted regular but i forgot when they get back so i checked yelp knowing some yelper would have complained about it. lo and behold a one star review saying it's closed until march 25 and they didn't even update their website! GOSH! i know it's not a great business practice to close for two months out of the year but like ugh yelpers. this place is tiny and cash only it's not like closing a domino's you ass.
― sent from my butt (harbl), Friday, 7 March 2014 00:05 (ten years ago) link
i need to c/p some of these reviews
Cash only, small(er) portions, small interior.
Came here with a few friends for dinner. Not in the greatest area of Baltimore, especially as it gets dark, so just be wary.
I got the pho (P2) and I thought it was just okay. For the price ($8) I thought the portion size was small. Also, I don't like pho places with square bowls...I feel like it takes away some of the authenticity. The broth was a bit too salty and there really wasn't much that was remarkable about my noodles.
My friend got spring rolls and they were just okay too. They were small but you do get four per serving.
The staff came across as a little bit pushy. I get that since it's a small place, having a high turnover of customers for lunch/dinner rush is important, but I just never really felt comfortable during my dining experience. Since it's one of the few rare Vietnamese places in Baltimore, it's likely I'll be back at some point. But given the price and quality, it will be begrudgingly.
― sent from my butt (harbl), Friday, 7 March 2014 00:17 (ten years ago) link
i'm sorry you have to begrudgingly go out to eat now ;_;
ROUND BOWL AUTHENTICITY
― j., Friday, 7 March 2014 00:18 (ten years ago) link
Roundeye authenticity
― 龜, Friday, 7 March 2014 01:00 (ten years ago) link
square bemoans square bowls
― mustread guy (schlump), Friday, 7 March 2014 01:07 (ten years ago) link
square bemoans square bowls, begrudges squaring bill for small soup size
― j., Friday, 7 March 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link
this food is not remarkable
― sent from my butt (harbl), Friday, 7 March 2014 01:47 (ten years ago) link
& yet remarks are remarked
― mustread guy (schlump), Friday, 7 March 2014 02:06 (ten years ago) link
square bowls square bowls square square bowls!i'd like it if they liked us, but i don't think they like us
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 7 March 2014 04:12 (ten years ago) link
i demand remarkable noodles0 stars
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 March 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link
sometimes i really hate how much yelp makes me hate complete strangers, not healthy, square bowls, 2 stars
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Friday, 7 March 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link
after the "GOSH!" I went back and re-read it Napoleon Dynamite style and it was very enjoyable indeed
― musically, Saturday, 8 March 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link
this fucking guy
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/03/18/meet-the-man-who-chronicled-his-heart-breaking-love-story-in-yelp-reviews/
― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 03:01 (ten years ago) link
It’s a novel and somewhat subversive use of the popular review site, which thrives on cut-and-dry, crowdsourced ratings of things like food and ambiance.
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 12:34 (ten years ago) link
food, ambiance, and butthurt
― j., Wednesday, 19 March 2014 12:41 (ten years ago) link
http://www.yelp.com/biz/vip-room-new-york?hrid=xN6WXZBirTSDSbhklaAP8A
― maura, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
that's why they call it dope, dope
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link
“The salad was fresh. The chicken was baked just right although there were a couple of raw spots. Very flavorful rice and quick delivery”
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 March 2014 02:44 (ten years ago) link
lol. yelp reviews are so bad now. you need to read a dozen from a given resto just to get a feel for quality and taste
― ∞, Friday, 21 March 2014 04:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.adventure-journal.com/2014/04/the-aj-list-the-17-best-bad-reviews-of-national-parks-on-yelp/
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 April 2014 02:32 (ten years ago) link